For the morning crew.

if i can get my shit together i might stream some FURI later because dang that game is neat i am also very bad at it right now

"The more you know" what. The more you know the happier you'll be? Is that what you were saying? The more you know then WHAT motherfucker

hey i just got an alert saying your personal info was found on the dork web

who up strokin' they sword while lamenting the social realities

My cousin got one of those 23 and Me things done and told me I was Italian. I didn't have to be told because all my favorite foods are Italian.

i was just thinking about how wonderful things can be and how much i love people and then i stumbled onto a post about horse smegma. the moment was fleeting. happiness is a lie.

Turns out that mentioning you're in the hospital gets you discharged the next day. Should have done it sooner.

It's honestly so cool to read this while I'm stuck in the hospital. Glad to see there's still good in the world.

"moby dick" is how fans shorten the title it's actualy mobile suit richard

inventing a new genre called "yaori", which is when like a "half yuri half yaoi" type genre where you pair half of a yuri (a "girl") with half of a yaoi (a "guy") so it's like a "girl x guy" type relationship, if that makes sense

I like the new AFI single a lot is it natural for punks to evolve into goths because I WANT TO BE A HOT BALD GOTH

i'm glad this is how i found out about his death

Tyler is one of my best friends in this world, is a tremendously skilled cartoonist and story board artist, and needs your help. Give them some cash or a job God damn it.

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Good morning Lord. Thank You for bringing me safely through the night I wish I got more sleep but that's on me. Please help me to post only bangers that do not attract too much norm energy. Some norm energy is OK Lord I am not trying to be a hater. Please help us all to post better k thx amen.

okay i'll bite. what's new york city

Guess who is quietly crying at the beauty of art and music while his wife rebuilds their computer I should talk more about Patrick Wolf, he's an artist who's work had absolutely saved my life in the past. youtu.be/nS3nHDW2MRs?...

i haven't thought about cosplay in years, but the idea of making another prosthetic armed videogame character is really fuckin exciting (i could also fix up my old venom snake costume probably)

i just inhaled four cookies because my wife can't eat gluten, i'm saving their life

best soundtrack of all time is absolutely and definitively romeo + juliet (1996) i couldn't tell you the last time i've watched the movie but still my statement stands

Y'all mf's till posting on Twitter

"... And that's why Daft Punk's Derezzed from the Tron Legacy soundtrack is perfect background music to eat ass to. Thank you for coming to my TED talk."

youtu.be/J92eJm1_WxU?... The closest I've been to rehab was the psych hospital but this song has had a grip on me since the first time I heard it. There are lyrics in this track that floor me to this day, it's just so raw and emotional and important to me. Also now I'm a bald bearded guy like him.

My psychiatrist has my profile labeled as "cicada" what does that mean

When you embark on a quest for revenge, dig first two graves. Hauling all that dirt around is good exercise and you're gonna need to build your strength for all the killing you're about to do.

Go Nagai was operating on a frequency none of us could truly comprehend

born too late for: quaaludes born too early for: knowing what Roblox is born just in time for: shooter on rails arcade game where you have to save Aerosmith

Wait are you telling me my birthday is during mental health awareness week? I'm very aware my mental health is garbage, it's like the week was truly designed for me

Therapist says I'm his favorite client I'm basically winning at life, boys

today was definitely A Day but my life would be nothing without Tracie in it thanks to everyone who made some time for me recently

Happy mothers day to all mothers it's so crazy you all have the same birthday

As much as I miss my mom, it makes me laugh being able to say "sorry, mom's dead" whenever it conveniences me. She probably wouldn't approve of me saying that though.

“Bustin’ makes me feel good”

Sorry for the holdup guys. One of the final steps of choosing the new Pope is beating me in combat and I am absolutely kicking the shit out of all these guys.

When the smoke coming out of the Vatican is black and white checkerboard:

all i want for my birthday (monday) is for my friends to be happy and takoyaki someone anyone please bring me some decent takoyaki it doesn't even have to be *great* or anything

The overwhelming majority of jobs at the two biggest companies in America pay less than $20/hr. Meanwhile, the heads of those companies are some of the richest people on the planet. See the problem?

#GQuuuuuux machu kicked that cop right in the balls rt to kick a cop in the balls

hi I'm skullpixl/Cornbread and I'm one of those queer commie leftists your dad warned you about. I draw magical girls and furries and other things, and I'm open for work! DM if you wanna talk #commissions!

Going to be putting up an actual commission sheet tonight, but we got hit really hard with around 2k of emergency vet bills. If you need character art, reference sheets, logos or band artwork done, hit me up, and we can work within your budget.

so... is there a MR-13

I bought a kilt, so I'm ready to be the sexy boy on the cover of your romance novels (except bald)

we are still raising funds to help Simon get his teefies fixed. if you are unable to donate, please do me a favor and share? any little bit helps, and huge thanks to those of you who have sent some funds out way 💜 ko-fi.com/skullpixl/go...

I was gonna wait until May but I'm impatient: Presenting, You Decidie: A Way to Maybe Ruin Your Campaign. A system-agnostic #ttrpg addon where the players have become gods vying for control over the campaign world. Check it out! It'll be catasrophic to your game. mdevillar.itch.io/you-deicide

Parasocial celebrity idle mind wandering