(Seeing that Ghazala Hashmi won and deciding to try something out for the first time) "Folks, we all stan a Hydera-baddy, dont we?"

This is an Early Era Roku Respecter Account. Some of us graduated college right into the Great Financial Crisis, and "early Netflix streaming in 08-10" was freaking great, one of the ports in the storm of life.

VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends

Still need more baseball? We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.

cher fryers: thread

"One of those western tourists that are always taking their own picture in the curved mirrors on the side of the road to help cars navigate tricky turns" x.com/dailyportalz...

"That one banner of Shōhei Ohtani eating an onigiri that's in front of every FamilyMart" (the banner reads: "I was born in a country that has delicious rice balls") x.com/dailyportalz...

"Person who couldn't roll up their sleeve for a vaccine shot" x.com/dailyportalz...

"Ordinary person who just got isekai'd to a fantasy world in a video game" x.com/dailyportalz...

"Person who spilled way too much chili pepper in their udon" x.com/dailyportalz...

"The kind of person who takes a chance and throws 'hand wash only' garments in the washing machine" x.com/dailyportalz...

"Person who, upon finding out a guest is allergic to sesame dressing, sprints to the FamilyMart to buy a replacement, and then pauses to catch their breath at the traffic light on the way back" x.com/dailyportalz...

Ahhh!! this is so perfect

"That janitor who cleans the escalator handrail by holding a cloth in place as the escalator moves" x.com/dailyportalz...

"Person who just bought toilet paper, only to find that there was none left in the supermarket restroom (based on a true story)" x.com/dailyportalz...

I love this quote

Oh Jays... Im so sorry...

Im feeling so fucking stupid right now, RIP

VLADIMIR! YOU HAVE DONE THE PRINCES OF KIEV PROUD ON THIS OF BATTLE!!! ST MICHAEL RAISES HIS SPEAR TO YOU!!!!

Imagine if they’d run into each other and kissed just a little

Re-upping this. Keep the fire, Toronto!!

One Last Job

THE CRAZIEST FUCKING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN!!

DONT CAL MY NAME, DONT CALL MY NAME.....ALEJANDRO!!!

Like I guess if it goes to a 10th inning, the Jays look a lot better in the lower half of their batting order? Still looking good for them, I predict

VLADIMIR!! THE SONS OF KIEV LOOK TO YOU TO LEAD THEM TO VICTORY!!

OH FML ROJAS, GODDAMMIT

(walks onto the comedy stage) IBS? Irritable bowel syndrome? More like Irritable baseball syndrome, amirite folks! (drops mike, walks offstage)

أنا اسمي زهران ممدان وعم رشّح حالي لأكون العمدة الجديد في مدينة نيويورك

Hey, cute girl sitting to the left of the plate... I think our love could be so strong, I'd never replace you with a more appropriate pinch hitter. Call me, my numbers 970-...

Save me Dutch Pedro Sanchez... Dutch Pedro Sanchez... Save me...

Me feeling for my glasses on the nightstand in the morning

MORE LIKE 21 YESAVAGE, AMIRITE FOLKS!! Thank you, I'll be here all week

God the Jays are having some great hits tonight. Just beautiful little plays

13th INNING PEOPLE!! WHAT A GAME!!!

Why do I even watch sports? Why do I put myself through this??

good night

Just watching "Field of Dreams", and I cant help thinking, how has there not been a Bollywood cricket remake of this movie? It would be perfect

Blue Jays manager John Schneider 🤝 people with ADHD reluctant to change medications “Addy’s been pretty good for us this year”

The dream of every Muslim is simply to be treated the same as any other New Yorker. And yet, for too long, we have been told to ask for less than that, and endure hatred and bigotry in the shadows. No more.

(sees any two guys good at homers) well well well if it isn’t the ass brothers

I THINK WE SHOULD USE WILLIAM BLAKE INSTEAD OF THE NORMAN ROCKWELL GUY WHEN WE SAY BRAVE TRUTHS

the only king I have is my wife

If you bank with USAA or Navy Federal and you won’t be receiving your paycheck due to the shutdown, they’re doing 0% APR loans to affected people

I am so sorry to hear the news. Jane Goodall has passed away, October 1, 2025. She just spoke in Taipei in June: "Young people are the future...we've been stealing their future for a very long time..So we've got to spend time with them and help them understand [that there] is a way forward."

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