Heaven, if it exists, is listening to Stanley Tucci talk about Italy.

ive just used "<gestures broadly at the abounding horrors>" in a work email, so yes you could say im ready for the weekend

DMV BLOOMFS. I need recs for a tailor - a good one, who can do major alterations on things that were once custom fit…

sabrina carpenter singing islands in the stream w the muppets has healed me in ways i did not know i needed

Okay am I a quad or a quint bevvy goblin today? Since one is just a relief beverage for when the starter is exhausted?

EXCLUSIVE: on Jan 22 we rolled up on a raid happening in South Minneapolis. we had no idea who they were taking. turns out it was a *two year old girl* and her dad on the way back from buying fruit. he had no criminal record. this is their story. youtu.be/yaeXlxJOAXU?...

PIGGY AND SABRINA CARPENTER DOING ISLANDS IN A STREAM TOGETHER?!?

NEW: Abigail Spanberger this afternoon ordered that all state agencies leave ICE's 287(g) program. This means that the state police (and some other agencies) will no longer be empowered to detain and arrest people for ICE. Big, big move by the governor within weeks of coming into office.

At this point, im like 6 diet cokes, 3 iced coffees, 2 sweet treats, and a Chobani protein mango yogurt, Voltron'd in a trench coat pretending to be a person.

BREAKING: Trump and his family have officially made more than $2 BILLION since the start of the second Trump administration—and the number is only growing. See the current count: trumpstakecounter.org

Yesterday, five-year-old Liam and his dad Adrian were released from Dilley detention center. I picked them up last night and escorted them back to Minnesota this morning. Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.

Using an impromptu Jeremy Northam film fest tonight… finished “An Ideal Husband” (always a delight); now on to “Gosford Park”, which is a perfect film.

At 4 years old I knew all the words (and sang the fuck out of them) to “Nothings Gonna Stop Us Now” by Starship.

Macaulay Culkin pays tribute to his on-screen mother Catherine O’Hara: “Mama. I thought we had time. I wanted more. I wanted to sit in a chair next to you. I heard you. But I had so much to say. I love you. I'll see you later.”

Catherine O’Hara gave us all so much. Her comedy inspired me. Her characters served as proxy mothers for many of us. All of our lives, and our culture more broadly, are better because of her life and work.

U.S. Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent revealed his secret breakfast indulgence to CBS News' Kelly O'Grady — and he made her promise not to tell Human and Health Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.

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“He’s killing us in the streets and we still have to pay our taxes in April” is an incredibly compelling point.

One of the best things I’ve read in a while:

This is how it’s done! @abigailspanberger.com’s first act as Governor of Virginia is to repeal Glenn Youngkin’s executive order that mandated state and local law enforcement cooperate with ICE. More of this please! #LetFreedomRing

PAUSE MAYA RUDOLPH IS MARRIED TO PAUL THOMAS ANDERSON?!?!

Mark Malkin is really bad at this

Live look inside the vatican:

Hey mister where’s the road to Yasgur’s farm He stares at me with pity and alarm Says that crowd left here long ago Scattered all to hell and Harper’s Ferry On the 6th of January youtu.be/jAl05lQm4nQ?...

We evacuated our kids out of Minneapolis this weekend and my spouse reports that as she drove them out of town she saw "multiple freeway exits where people are being pulled over." It feels like the Twin Cities is being subjugated by a hostile occupying force.

Honestly surprised it hasn’t happened already.

BREAKING NEWS: We are opening a formal investigation into the shooting involving federal agents in Portland today. Our office will take every step necessary to ensure the rights and security of Oregonians are protected. #orpol #breakingnews

This is a crazy story. Thank you @boltsmag.org for bringing awareness to this issue.

Last night, the Trump administration withdrew the United States from the UN Framework Convention on Climate Change (UNFCCC)—the foundational 1992 treaty that established the entire framework for international climate cooperation. This is unprecedented and dangerous.

I'm excited to share that I am running for the Virginia Senate in the special election. We need strong, steady leadership here in Virginia, and I will fight to safeguard our community, stand up against MAGA extremists, and continue delivering real results for Virginians.

The woman killed by ICE was Renee Nicole Good, a 37-year old who was the mother of a 4-year old child whose father already died a few years ago. The Star Tribune talked to her mother. www.startribune.com/she-was-an-a...

Theres a murderer at large being protected because of his political beliefs

I honestly think about this shit all the time. Also, Star Trek: Strange New Worlds will end its 5 year run with a mere 46 episodes total

The Corporation for Public Broadcasting has been dissolved, ending its 58 years as the primary funder for PBS, NPR and local TV and radio stations

Apropos of none of the other nonsense SM is spewing, “reverse colonization” has to be one of the dumbest things I’ve ever read. I’m startin’ to think his hairline only receded to get the f*ck away from his brain.

Trump's coup in Venezuela isn't about protecting democracy—it's about serving his Big Oil donors.

Bang on.

“[My family has] held my hand unflinchingly while I have suffered, trying not to show their pain and sadness in order to protect me from it,” Schlossberg wrote last month. “This has been a great gift, even though I feel their pain every day.”

Had there ever been anything. As heartbreaking as Judy Garland singing “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas” in Meet Me In St Louis?

This year on Bluesky I wrote 252 posts and 1,320 replies. I received 3,105 likes, whereas 312 was from my most popular post, and apparently I love saying "its" and 🩵! www.madebyolof.com/bluesky-wrap...

cause it's Mulder on the dance floor and you better not kill the groove

the only copy i am even remotely good at writing is year-end-review copy.

NO CHEESES FOR US MEECES

I am a relatively good cook, but nothing I make can hold a candle to my sisters gnocchi.

Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.

@khanna.house.gov on the economic possibility of universal childcare: "If we could do it in 1945, we can certainly do it in 2025."

Texas Republicans hell bent on killing everyone while telling us they’re “pro-life.” Get fucked.