You know those conversations from men "I could win a fight against a bear/monkey/100 rats"? Well, i definitely could win a fight against robot dogs and would happily invite that confrontation.

Had an uncle like this at my wedding

Damn, dog. Was he tryna supply the whole Tournament?

I love what the Broncos have been doing. My remaining wishlist for them is: David Njoku Cam Jordan

Can't lie, this is pretty exciting.

There was a lot of smoke of Denver wanting him at the deadline last year. Glad they were still able to make it happen. Compensation for trade seems more than fair. I've always lived Waddle and am ecstatic about this acquisition.

Hahahaha BRONCOS COUNTRY!!! WE UP!!

Someone needs to send an ambulance to X

I'm telling ya!!!

CELEBRINI IS DIFFERENT!

Modern medicine saved my dad's life today. I don't take it for granted.

You should always strive to serve on a jury. You might be able to prevent an unconstitutional and immoral outcome like these:

Let there be as much outrage from politicians in Washington when kids go hungry as there is when I break bread with New Yorkers.

Sports gambling should be legal but you should have to go to an actual building to do it and it should be so off-putting and sad you’ll never want to do it again

Being from the Bay Area, I've seen this for at least 20 years. Ain't nothing new. But the solution to stopping a lot of these, IMO, is to install roundabouts at intersections and more speed bumps.

To be in this administration you need to hate Americans.

zero loyalty to the US. what a traitor Trump is

Hey does anyone remember how we had like a decade of near zero interest rates? Thank god the USA spent that time investing in infrastructure! What a calamity if we had just squandered the last best chance of our lives

CA AG Rob Bonta

Feels like it's almost guaranteed BART will have another system wide computer issue or a transbay tube problem tomorrow after this kind of post.

Hold up. Let's let him cook and flesh out a solution a little more.

So, about that Paramount-Warner Brothers merger partially backed with Saudi funds....

This man belongs in an insane asylum.

And so the American experiment with democracy is transformed from Lincoln's "the last best hope of earth...The way is plain, peaceful, generous, just—a way which if followed the world will forever applaud and God must forever bless..." ...becomes "We are really good at killing people." Tech brain.

Wait, you're telling me all those deals brokered by Jared Kushner didn't buy them any security!?!

I think there is something to explore that many nations at the WBC have come showing what they love about their country (dancing, celebration, tradition) to represent the people while the American team has shown up representing and only celebrating the military

This is called kidnapping and it’s a crime. Abolish ICE

WHAT IF YOU JUST READ A FUCKING BOOK

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

I need to make sacrifices so America can bomb over 170 children in school on the other side of the world? Nah, don't play that shit with me.

WAR CRIME. Investigation better have listed names of those involved.

Thank God. Their AI feature was so broken that many times I could not find the photo I searching when it previously was no issue.

This puts me at 10 people released. I filed my 1st habeas petition 29 days ago. I am an incredibly small-time, nobody lawyer who knew nothing about immigration law the day I submitted that case. I barely know any more today. I had never sued the federal government and now I've beaten them 10 times.

Happy to spend a billion dollars a day attacking Iran, but willing to deny a Veteran a disability claim on the whim of an AI bot 🤦🏻‍♂️🤬🖕🏻

Abolish and prosecute ICE.

Tremendous play from Witt. Makes me reminisce how Brandon Crawford would make impossible plays like this at least once a week.

And 165 non-artificial schoolchildren were blown up by all this advanced and precise targeting. Congrats to everyone involved on achieving this brave new world.

Post an iconic horror movie image.

Big Game Hunters

Felony assault on a Marine veteran by a sitting US Senator. Tim Sheehy is not part of security, but took it upon himself to assault this vet excercising his Constitutional right and breaks his arm. Arrest this out of control psychopath.

We've created a war with no real objectives or purpose and American boots on the ground likely soon and the GOP is viewing this as a carnival game. They're truly insane.

LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!! #TheFutureIsTeal

Last night was the first night since my dog's TPLO surgery that we made it through the night with no issues. Finally seeing and feeling real progress 🙌

I cannot wait to send this little bitch to the Hague to live the rest of his pathetic life

Celebrini getting big MVP chants postgame #SJSharks

Sharks better not trade Sherwood. I love this dude!!!!! Let's goooooo!!!! #TheFutureIsTeal

Somehow this is worse than stealing a foul ball from a child.

Officially onto week two of TPLO recovery. Nights are still a lil rough. My dog's suture look to be healing correctly and bruising is down. Introduced PROM physical therapy today. His knee and hip are pretty good, but the ankle is a little tight so I'll continue to work and monitor that one.