The American gestapo abducted an 85 year-old widow. Was she one of the worst of the worst? No, her step-son, a retired Alabama state trooper, got ICE to put her in a detention center to deport her because he wanted all of his father's inheritance. Sounds like the son is the worst of the worst.

Incredible. This is the type of skeet shooting I'm tryna do 😂

I take off any and all days I want during my birthday month because I love celebrating me. Ain't nothing childish about doing you.

This is going to sound like an old man take, but manners and courtesy really should be taught at school. I'm not demanding kids conform, but I'm not sure they're always learning it at home. I feel like I'm never seeing kids open doors for others, warmly greet people, or express gratitude.

Me getting the worse service ever and on my way out: "Thank you! Appreciate it! Have a good day!"

In case you missed it: first-person video footage of the U.S. Navy Divers Medical Team opening the hatch and entering inside the Orion Integrity capsule to meet the Artemis II heros U.S. Navy Courtesy Asset/ Explosive Ordnance Disposal Group One www.dvidshub.net/video/100269... #Artemis 🧪🔭

this is fucking unreal stuff from Noah Wyle on the magic of The Pitt. www.gq.com/story/noah-w...

Absolute scenes in here

The MACK SHOW

The food is shit and they're not getting mail. Their morale must be in the toilet. Sucks for American troops right now to be put through this. It's all completely unnecessary.

I'm thinking of everyone working on the Bluesky outage for over 12 hours now and how they're probably just pushing so many fixes straight to Prod 😂

This movie is about to be so fun since they've leaned into the goofiness

Even as the stakes get lower — a first-round Game 7, a 9/10 play-in game — these Steph Curry performances never feel less remarkable. Savor them while you still can.

Am I hearing WAAAAAAAARRRRRRIOOOORRSSS chants?

STEPH DIFFERENT

I'm guessing Ben Taylor shit himself

The officials face when exiting the game was hilarious.

Look, I will never contact or even reference that pest control company which has the terrible commercial and jingle during Giants game. I will actively hate them and avoid them.

"they really like his stuff. His bulldog attitude on the mound" *Tidwell immediately throws it in the ground and 8 ft left of the catcher*

It's only April, but how much of a sample size do I really need before accepting that the Giants are going to finish last in the NL West?

Mahle sucks. Get him off the team

Literally tuned into the Giants game and first heard that home run pop off the bat. Giants down 3-0

If as has been reported Trump pardons Hesgeth, then the next President should fly him to The Hague on day 1 and pardon the pilot.

Here is an easy solution: Food stains are humiliating, as they suggest you're a little baby who can't feed themselves. Oil stains, such as those you'd get from working on your car, suggest you're tough, independent, and skilled. Thus, simply cover your food stains with used motor oil.

Vought says that 100% of the people kicked off their health insurance from the "Big Beautiful Bill" are either here illegally (CBO says zero of them are) or are defrauding the system or shouldn't have been on in the first place. A profoundly extreme position.

Me when I know the sound off the bat isn't pure:

First trailer for ‘Godzilla Minus Zero’ In theaters November 6

I miss DVD extra features.

Welcome home, Willow and Suri. 🦦💙🦦

Really blown away still that he was "an open secret" in DC and people didn't just loudly say "fuck that guy" without needing to out victims.

Dubstep Kaskade? This is the type of set i wanna catch next time I see him

Kaskade is killing it at the Sahara

I love how every single time I catch Duke Dumont he's spinning and smoking on a heater at the same time, every time

It's been awhile since I saw a real wardrobe malfunction on stage but just caught one with Cobrah on the Gobi stage

Soak it in, Rory!!! What a tournament!!!

Holy shit. The pressure on 18 is no joke

Morikawa is on a major heater right now

Rory is imploding

#TheMasters reminds you that golf players are insanely great. They're hitting eagles all over the place.

Coachella is one of my favorite festivals. It's just an absolute blast when you're there. YouTube streams are fine, but it just ain't the same. Yet, I'm able to see more shows I might've missed and there's been some artists for the past few years that just haven't lived up to the Headlining billing.

Caught it online out of curiosity and felt like he completely mailed it in.

David Guetta slapping at the Quasar stage. Might be my favorite stage since they added it.

"Always chip with God" *golf talk*

It's going to be great if Rory can win #TheMasters back to back, but Augusta can bite ya when you least expect it. Excited to watch the Final 2 rounds this weekend.

Whenever I remember if someone is being a dick I can simply block them and go about my day

"Open secrets" that go unreported are an indictment of journalism.

Watching the live feed of the recovery operations and it’s just so cool. So nice to feel positive about something.