Weird to say when you’ve been obliterating what are likely civilian fishing vessels in international waters with unbridled glee but yeah I guess put it in writing too. Why not.

sick of living in the Stupid Bitch Extended Multiverse

chicago, irving park: ice spotted at home depot at addison/kimball

This whole fever dream meme Got to introduce a friend to the whole thing yesterday

The problem with allowing guns everywhere is that no one is safe anywhere.

There’s a way to be respectful in reporting on Charlie Kirk being shot while also refusing to whitewash who he was and what consequences his political activism has had. Obituaries for public figures are a part of history.

"Day Light" - my oil painting

I'm really surprised not to see more condemnation of the video released today of the venezuelan civilian ship being destroyed. It feels like, at best, gleeful celebration of a singular war crime, and at worst, the start of exactly the same sort of genocidal military theatre we've seen from israel

Don't feel like doing a repost that puts the murder video on the timeline yet again but do feel like repeating the point that the president just straight-up assassinated 11 people for supposedly doing something that wouldn't be a death-penalty crime if they were caught and convicted

Hot take: the reason other democratic figures like Pritzker or even AOC aren’t being championed for 2028 the same way as Newsom is bc our media has learned over 10 years that it pays more to platform the one guy going “nyeh nyeh nyeh 😝” than someone carefully crafting policy

we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light

The number of liberals making loving AI slop of Gavin Newsom is alarming.

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I get Newsom deserves some props for the trolling and the fighting of fire with fire, but when it comes to actually standing up to oppression he’s no sandwich guy.

Vance tryin to gotcha w “there’s a ton of big democrats implicated in the Epstein files” like it’s gonna make us throw our hands up and say “well I definitely don’t wanna know if someone I’ve supported politically is involved in child sex trafficking!! I’d rather that remain a fun little mystery!!”

The Venn diagram of people who own Trump merch and people who should probably have their hard drives scanned every now and then is a circle and I’m so glad we’re done pretending it’s not

South Park is most interesting in a sort of a metatext cuz I’m sure I’d find the episode itself lame but taking 1.5 billion dollars from Paramount and then immediately making an episode trying to bait Trump into suing them again is an extremely funny stunt. The content literally doesn’t even matter.

Netanyahu has spent the better part of two decades trying to strong arm the United States into an unprovoked war against Iran and finally found a president stupid enough to do it for him. Unbelievable.

anyone want to give me a fucking job

RFK, Jr. demanding to be allowed to see Kristi Noem in the ER so he can check her humors.

Everything that’s happened over the past six months has been a response to an imaginary crisis. There is no immigrant invasion. No trade crisis. No scientific or governance crisis. Just people completely high off their own supply trying to fundamentally reorder society. None of this had to happen.

The Republican Party decided long ago that lying was a great political tactic, way better than yard signs, door-knocking and robo calls. The GOP realized its lies cost nothing to produce, and right-wing media would happily spread them, also for free.

hey it looks like your picnic table broke, I can fix it for you for like $100. no I don’t know who broke it. don’t worry about my chainsaw. okay what if i give you $50 and you don’t tell my mom

Hey #writingcommunity does anyone have any advice on writing a character that’s good at math when you yourself have dyscalculia and also haven’t done any math in 15 years. He’s a smart boy I am a dumb bitch please advise

Okay I’m not a person who begs for followers. But if you enjoy kpop girl groups, mid 2000s cartoons, pokemon—or even if you just love bullying Elon Musk you have the opportunity right now to do me the biggest solid

DO NOT MISTAKE EARNESTNESS FOR A THING TO BE AFRAID OF. “Cringe” or s too often simply just the word used to mask the discomfort that comes with being vulnerable! It’s okay to feel vulnerable about being earnest about important issues in the world!

hey bluesky my yearly April fool’s prank is to hide little guys around my workplace to confuse my coworkers.

I Believe That It’s Possible to Agree that the Prior Status Quo Was Bad While Also Acknowledging that Things Have Swiftly Become Much Worse

I'm a moderate on the issue of cars, I don't think they should be banned but I do think they should all be this. Now I know what you're thinking: what if I need to go fast or need more space? That's just too bad

Honestly we should all feel a little more powerful in this current era than we ever have simply bc right now the Venn diagram of people in charge and people who really, really care about when people are mean to them on the internet is just a circle

very bold talk from a dude who looks like that one school resource officer that showed off his taser in the car & creeped on sophomore girls. Deflated and steamrolled Seth Rogen looking ass. Rent out that fivehead as advertising space and make an actual difference you fuck. Fuck you.

the one constant

every day my brain is just "goddamn these stupid goddamn motherfucking fucks"

me, scrolling through my own feed: heh, funny stuff. she must be consumed by the Horrors

Tfw you know your partner will always come home bc her neck support pillow is still here ❤️

a quick pivot, today’s WIP is a less serious one as it’s basically a gender bent Tokyo mew mew that literally no one asked for. (Dental predicament mentioned is his widdle fangs🥺)

hey @schumer.senate.gov I’ve never introduced myself to my cat officially with my name and I wonder if she would treat me differently?

Vampire: Please invite me or I can't come in Chuck Schumer: Promise not to hurt anyone? Vampire: Haha we promise no such thing Chuck Schumer: K get in here

I bet Elon did Nazi this coming.

Honestly the best thing about the efforts to take down Tesla is not only is it in the interest of saving democracy, it’s also *just enough* like bullying to satisfy a part of my brain that just kinda wants to be mean to Elon Musk in a personal, identity-based way. Get dunked on you fuckin chode

I think a good strategy to maintain your mental health in this troubling time is to find a place to settle your worries. Now while you all find that I’m going to just post my intrusive thoughts on bluesky and tag @schumer.senate.gov bc wtf is he gonna do about it

guys—okay guys this actually a medical concern at this point. He just KEEPS PISSING

[hostage negotiation] CHUCK SCHUMER: [outside with bullhorn] YOU CAN SHOOT ALL OF THE HOSTAGES, JUST LET THEM GO AFTERWARDS

The issue with so many oldies in congress is that they remember when republicans were made up of relatively sane people and can’t or won’t fully grasp that it’s fallen to lunatics. Just as one dorito would kill a Victorian child, one convo with MTG would have founding fathers in line for lobotomies

it is well known that the largest invertebrate in the world is the colossal squid, a huge leviathan worthy of respect. Conversely, the second largest invertebrate, US Senator Chuck Schumer, cannot stop pissing in his own face

sorry, no—me referring to any time I find myself persevering through a situation I wasn’t prepared for as “raw-dogging it” is not my most insufferable trait. It ain’t even in the top ten. It gets so much worse

I’ve been realizing my reason for not trying to flee the US amid this shit might just be spite. I’ve lived made my entire little life here and now a bunch of nazis are telling me if I don’t like fascism I should just leave? No. Fuck you. This is my fuckin house dog you get out