Folks it’s time for an update! There’s been some shifts BLACKPINK: Jisoo *aespa: Giselle TWICE: Jeongyeon *Billlie: Moon Sua RED VELVET: Yeri *LE SSERAFIM: Sakura (G)I-DLE: Shuhua PURPLE KISS: Chaein Dreamcatcher: Handong CLC: Seunghee Kep1er: Yujin STAYC: J ITZY: Chaeryeong NMIXX: Lily

Love how I started Mean Bitch May on my own volition and now I’m staring down the barrel of having to say something about RFK Jr. completely at a loss for what hasn’t already been said. I wish I knew less about him!! If nothing else my one wish is that psychic damage inflicted by RFK jr is halved!!

Hit a snag in Mean Bitch May over Kash Patel. I can think of anything more derogatory to say other than “Christ, just look at him.” Imagine being in a party of feckless chodes like this cabinet and YOU’RE the Guy Nobody Likes. Devastating

Today is the first Mother’s Day that this sweet boy and his siblings are without their mom. Never forget the cruelty of ICE. 🦋🌺

I know Lutnick is kind of in the spotlight today but I saw someone months ago call him “Nutlick” and for some reason I can’t think of anything funnier so thank you, meaner bitch than me

Americans getting strangled by gas prices while clearly Pete Hegseth has a free pass to hang out at any oil refinery he wants and slather his head with layers upon layers of petroleum jelly from the discard tanks

yeah welcome to Mean Bitch May, as a form of self care I’m releasing at least one mean thought about a presidential cabinet member and/or some random billionaire every day. I even covered Bessent yesterday as a teaser

Scott Bessent talks with his lower teeth. Why does his whole head look like it was carved by drunk god. Nutcracker lookin ass bitch

Wow guess I really got that one wrong huh? Turns out several types of weapon formed against me will prosper. And like, really easily

and then everyone clapped

every person in this is depraved, evil, needs to be put in prison for the rest of their lives and must suffer for these crimes against humanity

the war is unpopular but it's also illegal but it also doesn't serve any purpose but it also undermines diplomacy but it also is set to produce the opposite outcome as intended but it also already has hundreds dead and threatens more but it also will not make anything better for anyone but it also

ICE using the same ruse that Ted Bundy used to kidnap people should tell you something.

You may laugh, but the Macbeths are a much better role model for a marriage than Romeo and Juliet. They discuss their problems (killing the king of Scotland), share their hobbies (killing the king of Scotland), and resolve their conflicts (by killing the king of Scotland).

Anyone currently involved in federal immigration enforcement, every officer, every bureaucrat, every lawyer, every judge, is a member of the most evil group of people this country has seen since Reconstruction. Darkness personified, every one. Doing this to children is beyond depraved.

grief tallow. roast grief. grief jerky

I feel like if there were more geese around in MN right now things might be different. I’m not saying it’ll fix things in any kind of structural way, I just think videos of ICE agents slipping in the streets pursued by a hissing Canada goose would be very healing

the President is illegally raising taxes because people don't like his plan to illegally spend billions of tax dollars illegally invading allied territory

I just don’t understand how we are supposed to see ICE as anything but moronic when they go eat at a Mexican restaurant and—I assume—trust that no one in the back will do unspeakable things to their food. If I were an employee I’d be waiting so excitedly for my turn to spit in the mole poblano

your very existence is troubling, enraging, and distracting as hell for some of the shittiest people on earth so no, i’m afraid you may not kill yourself rn

his name is Jonathan Ross and he shouldn't get a good night's sleep for the rest of his life www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...

everyone... sometimes it is important to remember your best things. your fluffiest bed and your warmest blankie and your softest friend. this is how I solve the world. you’re welcome!!

The woman killed by ICE today was a poet. She won the 2020 Academy of American Poets, University & College Poetry Prize at Old Dominion University. (And this is Renee from confirmed socials- a photo of a different woman with red lipstick is going around, but that was a classmate.) /

Say her name. Renee Nicole Good.

Kristi Noem: "Renee Good was a domestic terrorist."

Do you think C-SPAN would keep rolling if they just started eating each other on the house floor

incredible quote lol

It is tragic that this person was put in a position where she lost her life for no reason other than to serve the vanity of a man determined to establish dominance over a city that hates him

Elon Musk and the Trump administration gleefully shutting down USAID “has already caused the deaths of six hundred thousand people, two-thirds of them children.” People throw around terms like genocide quite freely online but it’s hard to find other words to describe this level of man-made death.

Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...

Why so photogenic? What is he posing for?

I’m in Minnesota and I’m working at a job where a good amount of my coworkers are Somali and the thing is we’re all just doing the same job for the same money every day. Why should they be threatened with danger and instability when we’re all just trying to eke out a fucking living.

Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.

happy trans day of remembrance. you are beautifully and wonderfully made and I will never stop fighting for you. the world is better because you are in it

i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff

I cannot for the life of me find my favorite flavor of rice topper/furikake anywhere that’s immediately accessible (Yamibuy and my local Asian grocery has the right brand but not the flavor!!) so I fear I’ll have to go to the big Asia Mall in the cities which where my impulse control goes to die

I just want one of these demons to face any consequence at all.

blue sky it has been a long time. i had a bow tie for hall of weens and looked so so fetching

I think we should remind ourselves that SNAP is just money to pay for food that exists already. Like…there is more than enough food in this country for everyone. Money is an artificial barrier we created. We could just feed people.

posted this four months ago but tonight as buckaroos like mamdani sweep elections i will post again. hope this is sign to all establishment goofs that trotting to the center is not the move. protect the buckaroos who are in perilous circumstances and do not give an inch

The voters of NYC have spoken. Congratulations to mayor-elect Mamdani on his victory. Always remember: The People outnumber oligarchs.

Listen, okay. I don’t care if Marjorie Taylor Green has really changed or not. (She hasn’t). I’m telling you, it could not matter less. I can’t believe I’m saying it but just let her be a messy bitch for a minute and see what happens okay

New awareness campaign

meowth in a blankie

So many posts have flooded all of my feeds for the past week that are just—how you can support food banks, how local businesses are stepping into feed people, people starting their own food pantries in their yards out of their own pocket…I can’t look at all that and think America is too far gone