I wonder if I’ll have the strength to get to a Roar home game this season?

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Fair cop, what a absolutely fantastic team

Das Cum-Cum-Problem der Deutschen Bank#Cum-Cum#DeutscheBank#Ermittlung

Margot Robbie is short for Margaret Rhombus

Jesus fucking christ, the detail in the article will make you sick to your stomach. Nina Funnell is an incredible investigative journalist

That’s crazy that that was ruled onside. But North Korea just have to get on with it.

Lego City ACAB

The last photo of Mikaeil Mirdoraghi, a third-grade student killed in the reported U.S./Israeli strike on a primary school in Minab, Iran. He is waving goodbye to his mother.

Iranian fans are planning a peaceful demonstration outside Gold Coast Stadium ahead of their match against the #Matildas tonight to protest against the current regime. I spoke to two of the protestors about why it matters, and how Australian fans can help. #AFCWAC

Yeah that was good

happy 14th anniversary to all who observe

Sup? You updog?

Bob Dylan forgetting one of his songs on the first Sunday of April: “like a rolling stone!”

*slaps balls* these bad boys ca-- oouughhhgghh. Aughhhhhhh

Shotgun!

Which member of the band Hole eats cats? Melissa ALF der Maur

Banana for scale: never worn

Ohhhhhhh, that’s who Gary Larson was drawing

Both Jamie Kennedy and Jim Carey have autism. But you can tell with Kennedy because he doesn’t mask as well as Carey. #smokin

Is this so they can jerk off to their own footage after the murders

Found the hottest plumber in brisbane, one of those reality show type hot

Vale Rado

Make no mistake: the changes the Liberals made with Labor on the hate speech laws make them worse. Hear me explain just some of the impacts here.

Sublime.

Theology

It’s screggs

Oh no! It’s food.

So as everyone kind of knew, when Chris Minns talked about cracking down on protests and gatherings, he really meant specifically pro-Palestine and anti-mass-murder protests: racist, white nationalist protests (probably attended by neo-nazi anti-semites) are completely fucking fine

cowboy who stubbed his toe:

Still thinking about that toilet what falleded

Just knocked the toilet over on my first day. Just my luck

Mr Bean has big dick energy

So I ended up having a really nice talk with the hand. He said he wasn't surprised that the face isn't listening. Said the face has been in a bad place since getting laid off and has started using again. We both want to help the face but obviously there's only so much you can do.

Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer Had a very shiny nose And if you ever saw him You would even say it glows All of the other reindeer Were racist

Heyy i’m imaginin’ over ‘ere

Scrooge: Who is that awakening me on this Christmas Eve?

Not anymore they don’t.

I love being teerribly depressed. It really keeps me motivated

Excuse me for exploding. rip my ass

It soothes my bitter heart to know that no matter how much money Elon Musk has, he will never, ever be funny t.co/QhuKU9HCxA

Today’s the day! It’s VERY likely both Princess Anne AND Metallica are in the SAME CITY!!!

No Noise November. everybody shut up

Great, thanks…

Jeremy Micro-Controller

Congratulations on a great career Jess! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

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