*posting on twitter* oh ho, I’ve made a wry observation. Better make sure a bunch of pedophiles see it

Loving the Radiohead remix in this cafe

crazy that they made a water fireplace

oh i'm buying this

Fatherboat

hi! i'm co-founding a new gaming website with my former polygon colleague @zoehhannah.com. it's called mothership.blog. i made it for someone like me... the kind of website i always wished we had in our space. watch the video to learn more :D

when people have sex on tv they grab the sheets and wrap them around themselves, but then you jus have to make the bed! that's dumb

oh thank god

No new pictures, where are you mentally?

yakuza rules because you get a new one every 1.5 years, it whips ass, it's basically the same game except new cutscenes and there's a new spearfishing minigame. rahul kohli is here. you cry at the end. you played for 100 hours and your completion rate is 34%

It's an MTV simulator with almost 30,000 videos, organized by decade, with special sections for Headbanger's Ball and Yo! MTV Raps. This is so good.

had a company meeting today where a finance guy talked about how finance is really important to get right and accurate, and that AI can sometimes br inaccurate..... BUT NOT OURS of course!!! OURS IS PERFECT

If the DEA had killed 80 innocent Americans in the course of apprehending one drug dealer, there would be riots. But we are so ghoulishly indifferent to the lives and humanity of people abroad that it's barely even part of the conversation.

A reminder that the US killed 80 people in Venezuela, and it would be nice if the US media cared enough to think that the life of a grandmother in Caracas whose building is destroyed by a US bomb matters as much as the life of a person in the US.

here's the thing: i feel like i should add how i met your mother to my media library. there's good stuff in there! but also, there's SO MUCH CRAP, and that's doesn't even count the final season episodes woof woof woof

Here's what i've been playing the last few months, in between work and caring for my son! ask me anything about them i like to gab

Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago

A long-awaited video game became far less appealing the moment it had entered a local man’s Steam library during the Winter Sale. paletteswap.site/dif...

Imagine being the person brave enough to leak this in the hopes that media attention could stop it and then the media just……buries it.

Please watch this video it's so fucking funny it kills me every time to just watch this fucking dude activate goddamn psychic powers he seems to think all human beings possess. An absolutely exquisite 52 seconds of your time

alright i'm going to sleep now. we better not invade another fuckin country goddammit

COMIC: What Artists Do

The year is 2003. I’m 17 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil. The year is 2026. I’m 40 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.

So many people over decades have been called conspiracy theorists for suggesting that U.S. intervention is driven by capitalist interests, and the interests of the oil industry in particular. Now the president just says it outright in press conferences and interviews.

Chavez in 2009, while being labelled as paranoid, outlines exactly what is happening today.

Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts. Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.

i'm listening to the most recent besties podcast and at the end Griffin says: "happy 2026! what's it like?" And me with a mouth full of Bojangles biscuit yell out: "IT'S NOT GREAT GRIFF!"

Tonight, the President of the United States has launched an unconstitutional war of aggression, dooming another generation to spill their blood for oil, and lay waste to a sovereign nation. I demand that Congress exercise its power, halt this conflict, and impeach this war criminal president.

Remember how appalled we all were in 2022 when Russia completely unprovoked attacked Ukraine? That is what we’re doing tonight with Venezuela. We are the bad guys here. Everyone who supports this is supporting unprovoked murder. Fuck every last one of them

An administration driven by greed, cruelty, and frankly a sort of empty-hearted boredom. The death of innocents so they can beat their chests and line their already fat wallets. Whatever comes next has to at least look like justice. We cannot just turn the page for the sake of one party’s comfort.

went back and grabbed the full video of her intro. absolutely incredible 🇮🇹🍝👩‍🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩‍🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩‍🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩‍🍳🤌

no, this is not a "Sex-Mobile." this is my

startin the year off right

The Digital Bits: Speed Racer 4K UHD release coming in 2026 thedigitalbits.com/columns/bill...

there's a manager at my work who types, in corporate comms, "u" and "ur", and i think that's bullshit and she should be fired immediately

went to the austin kinokuniya and the store manager sure is Going Through Some Shit. also man bro should not be running a bookstore bro should become an artist

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

Well i last read a bit of The Magician's Nephew so i guess i'm a magician or a nephew. probably a nephew. or an unrelated neighbor girl? yall idk

It's way too early for me to be laughing this hard. 🤣

Music was best when it was stolen and played through a Winamp visualizer.

oh my god this is amazing, alzheimer's is like my biggest fear

Remember: When Tylenol was poisoned *by an outsider* and killed people, the company recalled all their products & redesigned them. When Intel’s Pentium had a bug so obscure it affected 1 in _9 billion_ long division calculations, they recalled their chips. ChatGPT was made deadly *by its team*.

saturday night party.

Me logging into this website so that I can “get a sense of what’s going on in the world”

this keeps coming up in my feed and i keep laughing out loud every time

Only the best Twitter interaction of all time bsky.app/profile/hood...

Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again