people makin changes in production instead of sandbox, wooooooooooooooo good times

In 2016, a bunch of us were told that we were just being dramatic, we didn't need to be upset, there were checks and balances, we didn't need to worry and that things could not possibly get as bad as we imagined because no one would ever let that happen. Anyways,

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

my senators are possibly the most evil and corrupt senators in the nation but i still did this, nothing is going to happen, but at least i fucking did something today.

gonna activate the old destiny crew with a random message on the chatting service we haven't used in 5 years let's see what happens

literal supervillain shit and people still eat it up, the american experiment is over, fuck us all

bsky seems to be having issues today! they should ask claude how to fix it

adventures at the zoo

punctuation is for losers and academics (losers)

happy FUUUUUUUUCKIN BIRTHDAY TO MEEEEEE variety.com/2026/tv/news...

DAVID BYRNE: Water dissolving! Water removing! ME: Oh yeah? DAVID BYRNE: There is water at the bottom of the ocean 🙂 ME: That’s so cool buddy. Did you learn that at school today? DAVID BYRNE: Remove the water 😡 carry the water 😡 ME: Hm how about we carry some juice in your sippy cup bud?

i guarantee he fired her cause the SC hearing yesterday didn't go his way, she had to know that was coming

In the spirit of April Fools' Day but without sacrificing the Supper Mario Broth veracity policy, here is a fact that seems so outlandish as to be a joke, but is actually true: in 1993, a Sega ad campaign briefly planned to use profanity to slander Mario.

also, because this is where my brain is at right now... this sounds like a kickass roadtrip game with your family and friends??? no dice, just storytelling and leveraging your sentences. toss on one of @notquitereal.bsky.social's soundtracks for mood. gettin chills thinking about it

an incredibly easy backing. zero consideration to if. the only barrier to my hitting that button was my need to read the details immediately. cannot wait to deep dive into this

REALIS, the science fantasy TTRPG I’ve been working on for the last five years, is now live on Kickstarter! 55 Player Classes 150+ NPC Classes 29 Factions 20 Example Moons of Realis GMing and Prep Guidance Over 100 incredible illustrations from 17 artists! www.kickstarter.com/projects/cru...

There are a million ways to be or look trans. There is no end point or goalpost. You aren't a storyline, there is no A to B roadmap. There are versions of yourself you haven't even met yet, an ocean of self still unexplored. It's not over until you're dead. You're not dead yet.

@docwebb.bsky.social mario bros 1993 extended cut (20 min of additional scenes)

happy trans day of visibility! if my kid turns out to be trans they're gonna have some badass auncles and unties in my friends <3

Star Trek: The Next Generation, possibly the best television show ever, is not about spaceships shooting lasers at each other, it is about a man who represents the best of us trying to teach his robot son to be human while debating whether humans even deserve to exist with his best frenemy, God.

For All Mankind said "You know what sci-fi show whips ass? DS9. Know what DS9 had? A Promenade. We need a Promenade."

@amatus.bsky.social happy birthday!!!!!!!

in 2016 a group of strangers in Kazakhstan saved a dog from drowning by forming a human chain to reach him. they just unveiled a statue commemorating the event and I'm genuinely about to start sobbing

Mr Doppler, also known as Doplr to his immediate family or Doooppppleeer to passing acquaintances.

Just saying If you’re looking for a live action TV show, based on a book series from the 90s, by an island nation based author, w/ Magic powers, & has been adapted but is looking to update for new audiences. But instead of a terf, has an author that includes multiple beloved trans characters……

A month ago I got real concerned that I was missing people's birthdays and i made a big list of all my friends birthdays, best I could find, because having a kid has made time not really mean a thing to me recently! turns out i fucked up a lot of dates and missed or got them wrong!

signed up to do a one piece TCG release tournament this week, because i cannot die until i have dipped into every single nerd pastime at least once

i read the stand in 8th grade and turned in a creative writing project that talked a lot about how the MC wanted to see his girlfriends boobs and also one of the other female characters was bare tits out, all the time. 30 pages easy. the embarrassment i feel now is character building.

while many gaming communities default to white guy-centric toxicity, @gamesdonequick.com proposes an alternative: welcoming to all, with "trans rights" as a rallying cry. but it wasn't always this way, and old problems still fester. for @aftermath.site's woke week, my months-in-the-making report:

trolling my friends with pictures of my son being adorable but also with a massive snot bubble hangin out his nose

guy commissioning a bust of himself: how will you determine the shipping charges me: weigh a head of you

ah. teething has started.

whats up fam!! 4tuna2 here. today me and SirMonty are collabing on something he said was called the amontillado challenge,

Finally gathered some thoughts on Marathon. Tried to explain what’s happening in my brain when I play a round, and how that’s only really possible in the extraction shooter format. www.polygon.com/marathon-ext...

@iateyourfood.bsky.social HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

I heard there was a secret cord that David kept in his cable hoard but he can never find it when he needs it

they kept recirculating the tapes..........

Das Cum-Cum-Problem der Deutschen Bank#Cum-Cum#DeutscheBank#Ermittlung

We are at the “Dems should listen to His Holiness instead of James Carville” part of American deterioration.

Graduating high school before ChatGPT is like having a brain made of recovered steel from warships old enough to not have been weakened by atomic bomb isotopes.

Open packs, pull random articles, and battle them. Rarity comes from article quality, attack strength from pageviews, and defense from article length. There are millions of possible cards. One free pack every minute. Start your collection ➡️ wikigacha.com

What if you could collect Wikipedia articles and make them battle? Wikigacha, created by Japanese developer Haruki Sugiyama, turns every Wikipedia article into a collectible trading card.

wow we are arriving at the exact situation every single person imagined within one second of seeing their first robot dog