Trump frickin' loves this guy lmao

Scientists Struggle to Find Purpose of Chuck Schumer

A cool Interesting Times topic would be "We Put Ross Douthat Into One of Those Drive-Thru Tubes at the Bank, and this is the Sound it Made When We Pushed the Button"

The man who won a record Powerball jackpot has a new goal: redevelop his hometown after the L.A. fires. 🔗 on.wsj.com/3JAFR3m

Holy shit! That motherfucker TORE DOWN THE WHITE HOUSE!

The East Wing has learned its lesson. by Susan Collins

I like how Joe Biden never demanded that I pay his legal bills.

future grandchild: like shit, from an ass? me in 30 years: Swear to God. Then he demolished the White House

Trump posting a video of himself dropping a huge shit on America is probably the most accurate public statement he has ever made.

Respect. 👏

Omg 😂

I think this moment of people feeling nervous about something and doing it anyway could prove quite liberating and profound

Taken from inside an inflatable shark costume in Portland, Oregon

The Daily Show’s Statement Regarding New Pentagon Press Restrictions

It's really sad how people struggling to free or defend their countries, like Zelensky and this woman, have to repeatedly debase themselves in front of this man because there is no longer any responsible leader of the Free World.

Trump will just have to keep murdering fishermen until you stupid jerks give him the peace prize

Finally, a clear message explaining what’s worth fighting for against Trump Republicans and their cruel, sociopathic cuts.

Senate Democrats say they want to restore American healthcare subsidies. A right wing podcaster says what they really want is to fund sex change operations in Peru. For busy voters, it can be hard to know who to trust.

If museums are makin' you sad, maybe blame your great, great grandpa instead of the museums.

If government workers need to be fired during the shutdown here are six candidates

imagine flying halfway around the world for a meeting that could’ve been an email and some guy with a hangover is just shouting at you that it’s against the rules to be fat or gay

Stress-Free Eric Adams Spends Day Bribing Pigeons In Central Park

Excited to introduce Vibes from Meta. Eat your slop, piggies!

What a weird-ass Rapture. Only the Constitution disappeared.

“I’m really good at this stuff.* Your countries are going to hell.” — President tRump, speaking the United Nations. *Except for pronouncing "Acetaminophen"

RFK Jr. Promotes Natural Immunity With Invitation To Touch His Festering Sore https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-promotes-natural-immunity-with-invitation-to-touch-his-festering-sore/

Preach

What's happening with Jimmy Kimmel is about politics and power.

ABC Is Practicing the First Amendment the Right Way -by Ezra Klein

Yesterday, I was reacting to what I felt was self-harming celebrations of a political assassination. Today, I watched celebrations of a hate-monger outweighed remembrance of mass murder in the hearts of many Americans. Tomorrow, I need to hope that we can make it through this as a nation.

Trump when asked if he wrote that letter

Florida’s surgeon general was asked if any studies were done before ending school vaccine requirements. He said no.     That’s a shocking answer.    If you’re a concerned parent in Florida, come to Washington. We make sure all families have accurate information to make decisions.

Right-wing justices on the Supreme Court have sanctioned racial profiling when targeting law-abiding immigrant communities. Shame on these extremists. They have zero credibility.

Congress Plays Keep-Away With Child’s School Lunch

I rode the back of the bus when it was dictated by law. This ain't my first rodeo with hate. I'm not gonna sit on my ass while it all happens again and whatnot.

Opinion | Yes, Trump and Kennedy are decapitating the CDC, but they're keeping TikTok alive despite a Congressional ban, so Americans will still receive all the health and medical information that they need.

If releasing the Epstein files would end your presidency, then your presidency needs to end.

Spotted in DC

RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES

Photo passed along from a federal employee from inside the Dept of Labor building, where a giant Orwellian image of Trump's face is now draped outside. Big Brother is watching.

President Roosevelt would have beaten the ever loving shit out of this lying carpetbagger.

Y’all are wild