“Scots discovering tailgating” could be a real Prometheus stealing fire moment

Thank god tomorrow is Sunday or i would die

I can't believe we did it. #knicks this feels very understated but I just don't even know what to say. Waited my whole life for this

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Mariska doing a matinee and a 7 pm performance of her one-woman Broadway show and then watching the greatest comeback in Finals history actually looks like the Jordan flu game

Cast of Laocoön and his Sons (Roman version of a lost Greek original), 100BC-50AD

Pretty sure I'm never going to sleep. Wish me luck. #knicks

Omg that is the greatest sports thing I have ever seen and I will never go to bed #knicks

Wemby should be suspended for game 5 based on cumulative flagrants, but the NBA can't do its job.

Ohhhh so this is what it feels like to be a fan of the other teams the Knicks have been playing for the last month

I guess it takes the sting out of the dogshit officiating knowing it wouldn't matter since the spurs are shooting 1,000%

missed goaltend at one end, missed basket interference at the other. have we considered getting competent NBA officials for the *checks notes* NBA finals

Officials immediately back on their bullshit here in game 4.

I've been a broken record on this for three years and I'll be a broken record for as long as that fucking website exists: X is a viciously racist far-right organising platform that ONLY WORKS because a huge number of centrists, lefties and progressivs cannot stop propping it up

Adam silver can get fucked too.

Trump cursed the Knicks 😭 "so much winning" ... Until you show up you bloated shitty fuck

Good to know you can just walk on the floor and stop the game if you feel like it and it's not a technical foul or anything

Garden is LIT!

This is the best idea. Imagine MSG completely silent. He craves attention more than anything in the world. If people cheer it’s because he’s the greatest. If people boo it’s because NYC is a shithole city full of liberal elites. But if people are silent, it’s because he’s nothing. His biggest fear.

What a way to get to Omaha! #GDTBATH

If Knicks are up 2-0 going back to MSG the fans will barricade the building to ensure Donald Trump is not allowed on the premises

LFG!

😂

Why can't the majority of social media just be stuff like this?

I’m a very proud son of my parents — Jane and Adam — for each being awarded a 2026 Defender of Civil Rights by the Chapel Hill-Carrboro NAACP. They inspire me and so many others to do our part as “We the People,” the theme of today’s luncheon.

so, this is deeply, deeply horrifying thedreydossier.substack.com/p/i-found-a-...

Watched my last Knicks NBA Finals as a college intern at Sports Illustrated for Kids in NYC. So it's been a minute!

Women's lacrosse rules are dumb as hell. How can you have two goals taken away on things that happened *after* the goal?

$1.776 as in 1776. As in celebrating America’s 250th anniversary by robbing the Treasury to reward those who are destroying the country

Even when it's an entire stadium booing them, the AI hucksters cannot wrap their heads around the fact that no one wants the shit they're selling.

Knicks by 30 let's fuckin go

I bet coaching a game where your whole halftime speech is "Hey fellas, don't get sucked into a brawl or anything in the second half" is pretty fun.

Absolutely wild. 51-8 while I was typing that.

Gen X is in favor of this because of our famous slogan: No Buddy Cop Comedy Premise Too Dumb.

The New York Mets have won a baseball game. I REPEAT, the New York Mets have won a baseball game.

Before Trump started the war in Iran: Iran was not building a nuclear weapon The Strait of Hormuz was open Thousands killed during the war were alive

Breaking news: antichrist not "big fan" of pope

We found the one guy who's ardently attacking the Catholic Church but can't bring up that whole pedophile protection network thing

All they have is the oil, the land above it, the waterway down which it must float, a country full of people who hate the U.S. for all the times we have done exactly what we're doing now, and an opponent who is among the dumbest people ever to walk the earth.

For sale: baby jetpack. Worn once

And here I was, worried the Washing Post was taking it too easy on Trump!

the NCAA uploaded raw footage of the UConn buzzer-beater from every camera CBS had in the building to youtube (will drop in the replies) and the best part has to be this hard pan to Dan Hurley's mom yelling HOLY FUCKING SHIT followed by a synchronized simultaneous HOLY SHIT by both Hurley parents

Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Just before going on stage. "Not a neuron firing out there. It's like a sea of orange cats who can vote. These people will applaud anything. Watch this:"

RIP Hubert

If UNC wins and covers this will be the funniest way to lose a parlay ever

“Apparently I’m an idiot.” Woman at Pennsylvania gas station who voted for Trump rips into him, calls him “a worthless pile of sh*t”.

Hague time

Our allies blew up hundreds of millions of dollars of your tax money for reasons that aren't clear to anyone other than an old rapist is mad no one came to his birthday party