As Claudia Winkleman said to Dan Levy, 'this is our Mickey Mouse'

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Exciting lecturing job being advertised in the Department of English at Stockholm University - with a desirable expertise in 19thc literature: @bars.bsky.social @bavs-uk.bsky.social @univeng.bsky.social @englishassociation.bsky.social su.varbi.com/en/what:job/...

Guilty as charged (charged with enjoying any and all jokes at Seb Payne's expense)

can confirm that I would find it extremely difficult to date Seb Payne

Dus de regering rijdt zich vast omdat Bouchez de naft goedkoper wil, en hij wil dat betalen door -letterlijk- hele spoorlijnen te schrappen. Oké. Much smart.

new #bluesky level unlocked

ME: [wincing, covering up Starmer's ears] sorry, do you mind not talking about politics around Keir? He doesn't know about scary things like nuclear war or poverty or Peter Mandelson and we'd like to maintain his innocence for a bit longer KEIR: my father was a drill bit ME: that's right Keir!

For no particular reason thinking about Dylan Moran on Berlusconi "So fucking crooked he sleeps on a spiral staircase! So corrupt, every time he smiles an angel gets gonorrhoea! He’s had so many face-lifts, his face has moved to the top of his head, you have to get on a step-ladder to watch him lie"

Olly Robbins in...

And the woman did speak unto the hound, saying, What do you mean, normal men, and the hound answered the woman, saying, We are just innocent men. And great was her emotion

the susan collins of Westminster 🥹

Peter mandelsons entire career is like a cursed pharaohs amulet that kills everyone that tries to use its power and every other week some Labour party idiot picks up and goes have we tried using the pharaohs amulet

I’m looking for an automated way to read others’s scientific data without giving credit or acknowledgement, and also claim full credit for insights from it. And I want it to have a fitting name OAI: say no more

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young pope leo looks like a ska scene regular who goes by Upbeat but no one knows his real name

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today so far

Uk and EU finalise UK return to Erasmus www.gov.uk/government/n...

The perfect French face does not exi...

Olly Robbins in...

PUPDATE: Baloo Bear after another exhausting day of non stop puppy rampage

Well, that official new Boards Of Canada track is gorgeous. youtu.be/6bghDcbzfEU?...

"Some are chestnut brown, Some are red as fire, Others deep red brown, Almost like black beer. Polished and shining are they all; in colour and texture, Alike and yet unlike; meanwhile the sun lingers." Guido Gezelle, transl. by Paul Vincent, stanza from Cassel Cows (Casselkoeien), ref in next skeet

Fictitious imprints deserve their moment. I’ll go first: 'Printed in the printing office of orthodox doctrine, by the heirs of Pope Juth, residing in Bricked‑Up Street in Rome, right next to the place where the excess good works of the Roman saints are sold for money, in the pissed‑out Purgatory'

Many such cases

Fantastic PhD studentship opportunity - Spitting Image: political satire in Britain in the 20th and 21st centuries. Working across @exeter.ac.uk and @theul.bsky.social in partnership with the @camglamresearch.bsky.social and drawing on the Roger Law archive. #PhDsky

In the end we're all part of the same regino, really 🥹

Breathtaking

ITV has announced 70 Up, the documentary following contributors every seven years, is to come to an end. The director Michael Apted died in 2021. The Up film series has aired since 1964. Final episodes this year.

Sorry all, think I broke bluesky with this

In the end we're all part of the same regino, really 🥹

guys, this is how you lose the time war

The perfect French face does not exi...

heated chivalry

Moss Side, Manchester, 1964, photo by Sefton Samuels, L.S. Lowry's favourite photographer.

decided to make a comic out of a conversation i had earlier

Lyse Doucet, you poet

labour detest who their actual core vote is now (underpaid barista graduate) because they yearn for what they think their vote was in the 80s (underpaid shouty mildly racist man who hit thing with big tool)

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Peter Magyar displaying a ruthlessness that Biden and Starmer seem devoid of

Please en-gage

Meanwhile...

This document, besides the pointed omission of the country presided over by Putin’s stooge, is also a mocking allusion to Vance, who sulked that Zelensky hadn’t thanked us enough.

This is wonderful news. The UK has officially signed up to rejoin the EU’s Erasmus+ scheme from 2027 It means students, apprentices and young people will be able to study and work across Europe 👏

prime botanical garden season in leiden

'environmental conservation' rip arc

I got onto the train to go into Paris after flying into CDG and on the train was a very fancy poodle, a couple kissing and drinking champagne out of flutes, a guy playing the accordion and finally a guy in a striped shirt carrying a baguette. It felt like a prank.