Good morning good people ☀️

I've seen this extraterrestrial before. I was really young tho.

Sans the stache

The dog's reaction to feeling the baby's kick for the first time while lying on its owner's belly. [📹 mila.not.amused] Original post

Know what’d make the 250th a real celebration?

The 8yo led off the bottom of the last inning in little league w/a walk. It was his 1st time on base all season (4 games in) and he was so excited he gave me the thumbs up as a he boogied on down the line. He advanced to 2nd on a walk and then stole 3rd. He was vibrating w/joy scoring the tying run

This dog was a three term mayor of Whoville.

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Sooooo apt right now

Carlton Fisk and Thurman Munson arguing. circa 1970’s.

Stunningly beautiful

This is how deep and scary the ocean really is [🎞️ life_laps_official] Original post

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Pharmacists should throw in a a random pill with your prescription like how sometimes you get an onion ring in your fries

Cool, cool, cool, cool. Another pandemic while chucklefuck is in office.

This was the best May 4th post. #starwars

Bob Fosse in Little Prince movie, 1974 had a massive influence on Michael Jackson.

I Fully Endorse this Idea….

Alabama Legislature is meeting on redistricting; we are under a tornado watch, and it’s flooding in the building. These metaphors are too on the nose.

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Boiled or plain grilled corn can be a safer option for cats in small amounts, as long as it is unseasoned and served off the cob. While it’s not recommended as regular food, it’s a safe option as occasional treat.

Born on this day: George Clooney, the charismatic American actor, director, and producer whose blend of wit, gravitas, and social engagement made him a Hollywood icon. From ER to Oscar‑winning films, he’s defined modern stardom with intelligence, charm, and purpose

New York Giants star Willie Mays plays stickball with the neighborhood kids in Harlem! (1954) #MLB #NYC #Baseball #Legend #SFGiants

Willie Mays was born on this day in 1931. He was pretty good at the baseball.

I have finally jumped through all the dumb hoops and gotten my Real ID and I’m very disappointed it is just an Illinois drivers license with a star in one corner. Like I’m a fuckin sneetch over here.

Your Cherokee words for today. The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically. Today is Missing and Murdered Indigenous Persons Awareness Day. keelaw heeyah-leeguh oohdoohleeduh nooh-duhnaw

Bikes keep you young at heart.

Surround yourself with the kind of people who find the Oxford comma to be illuminative, beautiful, and necessary.

BREAKING: 🚨🇮🇱🇮🇷 Archaeologists in the Holy Land just uncovered a 3,000-year-old Israelite tablet… It reads: “Iran is 12 days away from developing a nuclear weapon.”

I forgive the little old man on speaker phone in the bookstore cause he was asking his wife about books she wants and he said, “We need to buy it here and support Kaitlyn and not buy it on Amazon” 🥰

Really we all should root for a Knicks-Sixers playoff series every year because it’s one of the few matchups where the teams commute back and forth via chartered Amtrak trains instead of chartered flights. Tons of C02 emissions saved (Sixers boarding train pics from 2024)

"For this focus group, conducted shortly before a sustained green glow began emanating from the station’s superlaser array, we spoke with residents who said they had backed Emperor Palpatine but now felt conflicted."

Lord I’ve seen what you’ve done for others and I want that for me

In 1963, baseball pitcher Gaylord Perry remarked, "They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." On July 20, 1969, an hour after Neil Armstrong set foot on the moon, Perry hit his first and only home run. Original post

I can’t stop laughing at this. 🤣

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Omg. Want!

Let me see your nuts!

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Troy Polamalu didn't even let the QB hand the ball off 😂

Fresh cut fries. It makes a difference

Show was ahead of its time in countless ways . We are wrapping up covering it on our Patreon !

FIFO. Make sure you rotate the packets by expiration date.

If you call the police on a black person who has done nothing wrong or nothing wrong to you, knowing that black person could end up dead at the hands of the police, makes you a special kind of piece of shit! Excrement from an elephant’s ass with the smell to match.

Cats breaking the news

'Ron Weasley' yelling “Expensive Petroleum” while filling up his car might be the peak of comedy. Original post