We all know what happens when Captain America throws his mighty shield, but what about when Captain America steals a car from Ned Beatty? That's what @joewriteswords.bsky.social and @kirstenhoward.bsky.social ponder as they watch 1990's #captainamerica: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

"are you going to watch alien earth" yea I will just watch any old shit

Peter Stormare saying some shit about how he's proud to be part of Until Dawn's evolution to the screen with the exact face you make while collecting a decent but not crazy-good paycheck is getting me through this week.

NEW EPISODE: Kirstie (@kirstenhoward.bsky.social) helps Joe (@joewriteswords.bsky.social) transcend the good/bad binary with the inexplicable bro/witch/superhero/horror movie #thecovenant: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

a good game can turn into a great game if it sucks a little bit in an interesting way

If you're going to be confident, be weird about it.

They cant get my data if i am Fully Dissolved in a bath tub full of sodium hydroxide

(replying) Hey man your post should've been different. You should've used a different word or possibly expressed a totally different idea entirely. Preferably the one I would've used

If a cheap, shitty product describes itself as "opulent", I will buy it

Deep in the YouTube comments on Krakatoa Eruption Real Sound (1883)

Whoops -- in all the new year's excitement, a new episode of The Good Bad Movie Show came out! @joewriteswords.bsky.social and @kirstenhoward.bsky.social mostly about #steel but also talk a lot about #frankiefreako and also sports, for some reason. open.spotify.com/episode/4p8W...

My medication: assure you get at least seven hours of uninterrupted sleep The person who decided to start shooting a gun in the village at 3am:

If you’re creating new Popeye work be careful - although the character is now in the public domain, his iconic catchphrase “I’ll fuck anything that moves” won’t enter the public domain till 2032

There's a stream showing Lost in chronological order and it is a very odd watch.

Enjoying season two with Mads Squiddlesen

[seven work-free days pass] getting back into Lambchop

Seasons Greetings! For our holiday episode, Kirstie (@kirstenhoward.bsky.social) introduces Joe (@joewriteswords.bsky.social) to Nativity!, sharing a favorite from their country while Joe complains about his! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... #nativity

Merry Crimbus open.spotify.com/episode/6ZUU...

The kids are only communicating with me in tiktok brain rot

"crumble and ice cream"

CEO: You get that Johnny Depp perfume ad? DIRECTOR: Sure did, boss. Real fucking pathetic with him playing a guitar in the desert with wolves and it’s just so embarrassing for everyone just like you asked.

I have rarely seen a brand self own as hard as Face Theory. Amazing products. Infuriating new packaging across the range.

Self-soothing by looking at pictures of Andy Garcia

NEW EPISODE! @joewriteswords.bsky.social gets angry at the state of his country while introducing @kirstenhoward.bsky.social to #TexasChainsawMassacre 2022! Fun? Maybe! Interesting? Of course! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

I wish I loved anything as much as the algorithm loves showing me the score of the game I'm about to watch

Wednesday

The sexual tension between me and the Grammarly assistant

@iwriteok.bsky.social saw this and thought of you www.instagram.com/reel/DDg7IdB...

the perfect rating doesn't exi...... 📽️

what

love actually is kind of a fucked up movie when you think about it. a lot of people dont realize this but its set in england

incredible plot summary

Bryan Rust picks up career hatty number six! 6️⃣ Hat Trick Challenge presented by @AstraZenecaUS

I love when Rust decides he can simply win the game by himself

He sees you when you're sleeping He sees you when you're sleeping He sees you when you're sleeping He sees you when you're sleeping He sees you when you're sleeping

I have "Fozzymandias" stuck in my head and have absolutely no idea whatsoever to do with it. "Look upon my works, ye mighty, and wokka wokka"? That's nothing. Infuriating.

Haters don't want to hear that Prometheus is a Christmas movie

Really coming down to the wire on this one.

Really good writing and analysis here imo, in a blog that is incredibly rich in Phrases That Do Not Appear In The Bible. defector.com/the-hawk-tua...

38 years ago my father gave me my first computer. Today I will travel back in time to stop him.

[discovering V's hideout after he has blown up parliament] Aw man, he was cringe?

If they make a Smile prequel they can call it The Begrinning

If I'm guilty of anything, it's caring too much. And shoplifting

Well, does he like butter tarts?

Gremlins: *doing their naughty hijinx* Phoebe Cates: As a child, I smelled my dad's corpse rotting

Fine with it

NEW EPISODE! @joewriteswords.bsky.social and @kirstenhoward.bsky.social release their ickiest episode yet, and not JUST because of Kirstie's new best internet friend! Kirstie introduces Joe to the remake of #houseofwax in all its squishy yellow glory!

Wow Gregg Wallace. It's always the people you most suspect.

History has proven me correct