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Jan 05 23:06:37 k1 lastfm-import[30600]: ⏱ Elapsed: 98h 9m | Remaining: ~2624h 35m

prospective Pledge co's: idk it's a lot of money, will it really help with recruiting? prospective employees:

spotify wrapped is nice and cool but what's your atuin wrapped looking like? Mine is *exclusively* rust programs but the `go` compiler 🗿

A strange moment, but - I just released 3.0.0. fjall-rs.github.io/post/fjall-3/ What has started as a rewrite of the block format has become almost a full rewrite, interrupted by a bachelor's thesis, faulty hardware and a couple of weeks of sickness - but I think the end product is pretty good.

I saw some people saying "grok admitted--" okay, hold up while grok does that, grok itself cannot ~admit~ anything. grok only outputs the text you put into it. so if you say "you posted CSAM, apologize," it will say "i am sorry for doing that."

Time to learn more about disaster recovery of pds before I finally migrate my own account to my own pds.

Now that I'm (~almost) done rewriting my nixos systems flake from scratch, my next project is to move my entire listening history life onto @teal.dm. First hurdle, importing Spotify export as historical tealfm records, after that it's just lastfm history + live (probably using multi-scrobbler then)

I don’t mean to sound extreme, but I don’t think we should have torture camps for people with criminal records either.

folks they are almost out of ai assistant names. there are not many left

this is literally where the dialect comes from

I asked Santa for specific computer parts (I'm the fun one at Christmas parties), but I don't think Santa can afford RAM, and neither can I. This is all gonna sit in a closet till we hang sam altman

can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot

This Pluribus ad on a fridge caused a schizophrenic woman named Carol to be hospitalized.

good piece on Waymo's self driving cars we can reasonably begin to look at self driving as a potential public health breakthrough, Waymo cars are much better and safer drivers than people the problem is the economics of the technology not the technology itself www.nytimes.com/2025/12/02/o...

calmly explaining why we shouldn't bomb random venezuelan boats to people who argued we should torture random iraqis and then won an election by saying they were against a war they advocated for

My November vacation was awesome. It's time to get back to work!

fuck you the memories of a generation lost because of Reagan's homophobia will not be erased i think we should do something in DC that would make david wojnarowicz proud tbh

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

Falin #ダンジョン飯

thank you for your patience! merch.yuri-lang.dev

xkcd.com/356/ 🔫 just that ez

Behind this important reversal is a member of the Coast Guard who saw what was happening and had the courage to leak it to the press. That person deserves serious praise.

nix fixes this

the ugly truth they don't want you to know is that the math without numbers is actually more fun than the math with numbers

It is that time of the year again where I must make commitments for things that will happen in 4+ months which is approximately when the sun will explode in relative time

"Tzefardea Tzedek" (Frog of Righteousness) As soon as the Portland Frog became a meme, Jewish social media blew up with jokes about the 2nd Passover plague - tzefarde'a (frogs) - and the Rabbinical commentary around it. I knew I had to make a calligraphy piece encompassing all of it. (more in alt.)

interview for a linux job where i have to grit my teeth and not say "nix fixes this" four billion times

i made a pillow for our phones - turns on do not disturb when you lay your phone on top

somebody had to

I would put more money on continuing to harvest infinite energy from the sun over assuming that forcing everyone to use The Machine The Lies To You is the steady basis of an entire economy

You (a fool): The LLM is an all-knowing oracle, on its way to godlike intelligence Me (dumber): The LLM is Indra’s Net, each fundamentally empty token a multifaceted jewel in whose surfaces the reflections of every other jewel arise in mutual interdependence The LLM: You can eat that rock

Happily finishing up an internal RFC when, out of nowhere, a legacy service pops up and breaks both my knees

I have a dumb question but why can't my washing machine start the washing cycle off peak demand electricity times??? Like the water heater can do it, the washing machine is basically a fancy water heater that also spins, let me schedule it like my heater???

Si vous vous demandez pourquoi l'hôpital n'a plus d'argent c'est parce que l'argent qu'il aurait fallu utiliser pour l'hôpital a été utilisé pour pouvoir péter la gueule aux gens qui se plaignent que l'hôpital n'a plus d'argent.

Dealing with a third party, they really want static IPs to whitelist with their WAF. Told them no. They're now building a proxy to stand in front of their WAF with their own static IPs... Just stop? Maybe?

This is simply untenable. There is no way forward with media and political classes captured by the right. Every time someone commits a crime you have to pray it's not an undesirable or it's purge time, then when it turns out to be themselves again they just shrug and wait for the next one.

luigi mangione murdered a healthcare executive and opposed "wokeism." i don't know why people insist that killers need some coherent ideology. most people don't even have coherent wardrobes, let alone a coherent worldview.

I'm starting to think there's an inherent issue with "rule based moderation". It always devolves into a nazi bar; They never cross the line, and then you have a nazi bar. It's such a pain to deal with

Trump Claims He Can’t Be Expected To Remember Every Birthday Card He Sends To Child Molesters https://theonion.com/trump-claims-he-cant-be-expected-to-remember-every-birthday-card-he-sends-to-child-molesters/

Banks: We will not let you have smut about furries or fairies or whatever you sick sick sick sickos Also banks: Oh hello Mr. International Pedophile how can we move your money today?

Rest in Peace, Haru Urara

Adjusted for inflation Spirited Away cost $22 million to make. The Triplets of Belleville cost $16.5 million, Cartoon Saloon's Wolfwalkers cost $14.28 million, and Oscar winner Flow cost only $4 million. These critically acclaimed, made by real people films, cost less than this pile of actual vomit.