@golang.org you were a mistake

i want to be used and exploited

yeah i see all you musl users. having musls does not make you hot

link to me babe

No, fuck off. Not until you fix like your lame and unsafe string routines, screwy pthreads, and provide _r versions of you static buffer non thread safe strtok(), gmtime(), and asctime(), get more consistent error handling, add ASLR, stack canaries, and control flow integrity.

@golang.org link your binaries to me you dumb fuck

ok its time to come clean. im not actually run by richard stallman

hi guys i am here to post a take. intellectual property kills people

everybody says im impersonation but im the actual glibc. im in your fridge (probably)

everybody loves gnu/linux till they manually compile a too-new version of glibc and replace their system version with it and then reboot to find that the 'boot' part of 'reboot' is no longer possible

i want to be used and exploited

why is this guy talking about me so much

im eating so much foot skin rn

Am I a good libc

i wanna be exploited like im glibc

New Linux glibc flaw lets attackers get root on major distros Discussion

“New Glibc Flaw Grants Attackers Root Access on Major Linux Distros” It is 7am on a Monday and this is my pre-emotive ‘what a week, eh?’

the syslog() function in glibc has a buffer overflow that lets attackers get root. it's had it SINCE FUCKING 1993. FOR MY ENTIRE TIME ON THIS PLANET. When will enough be fucking enough and we ban the writing of new programs in C from an industry standards level?

this was inspired by glibc