convinced that old media journos get ratiod this badly on purpose as a kink. she’s flicking her bean to the cumulative psychic damage her bad takes are inflicting.

lets get high and lay on the floor

Bless everyone who maintains the tools to download video files from proprietary players.

every week or so I apologize to my son for the spelling of english words. today's apology was for "sign"

Today is a big day in our household: we’re introducing my son to Roller Coaster Tycoon 2 (well, OpenRCT2)

No document will protect you. All they have to do is take it from you and "lose" it; take it from you and say you never gave it to them; claim it's fake ⬇️; make a new rule that you need ANOTHER document. Citizenship is a made-up status that governments decide the rules for. No one is free until all.

all my friends are getting deep into Warhammer, which I think means I either need to spend a used Honda Accord’s worth of money on plastic I will paint poorly, or part ways and never speak again

Stay safe out there y'all

reshare if you agree wall adapters with a single USB C port have a surface area differential ratio that looks weird

on this site called adultfriendfinder but all these people want to do is have sex

ashamed to announce that I've upgraded from the $20/month Cursor subscription to the $60/month Cursor subscription, and last night I opted to take two edibles and go to bed instead of writing very predictable code by hand

remember when some of y'all were welcoming her to the resistance ... please, next time she mildly criticizes trump, please remember she's still the enemy, trying to hurt my family specifically. and they aren't gonna stop with minors.

tech is a career where you can spend the first 2.5 hours of your workday fucking off at the gym and still have enough time to solve a major problem before code freeze tomorrow

look at this DIPP shit qz.com/irs-lawsuit-...

If you keep discovering new music, you don’t die.

if you put an AI Surveillance Camera in my town I'm cutting it down with a battery powered angle grinder. the Milwaukee M18 FUEL system gives me the power i need to remove cop slop from my community futurism.com/future-socie...

do you pronounce it "koober-net-ease" or "koober-neat-ees" or do you have sex regularly?

"yeeeeeaaaaah, this company plays by a different set of rules. See that list of corporate values we've painted into that mural? One of them has a curse word." 😎

I'm not gonna quote that lady again, but I've got to say, the most poignant lesson you learn when you become a parent in America is that this country fucking despises children, and wishes they would just go away. Even people who have children feel this way a disturbing percentage of the time.

"studies have shown" - a person who is about to tell you what they hope is true, but have no evidence for

TIL that sitting in a climate-controlled vehicle at the time of my choosing is akin to slavery

don't threaten me with a good time

had a nightmare that my next 1:1 started with "so I've seen your Bluesky posts..."

I would describe much of the automation we have at work as "mistake infrastructure". Made a "bug" ticket in JIRA instead of a "task", and wish to quietly correct it? Too bad, it's been posted to a bugs channel for all to see. Fuckup a merge into your feature branch? Your coworkers have been notified

JIRA is an app that allows you to configure a 3-step process when changing a task type that ensure you meet certain organizational requirements, and also makes you click through the last two steps even if they're not defined.

I need to know where to get the shirts used in the world without caesars shirts worldwithoutcaesars.com

To the company I quit about 8 months ago: please stop granting me new options in Carta. I would have bought them if I wanted them, and even if I did, I haven't worked for you in the better part of a year.

Made this recipe this morning. Didn’t have the exact dates he had, so I winged it and used a bit less milk, came out great, but not sure what to call it

They're selling you the same pasta in different shapes and you're falling for it

Would you like to watch Hattie Mae eat some snacks?

as a Linux guy who hates computers, you don’t need my blessing but you have it anyway

reply with your best guess

This is just some ordinary dude no one had ever heard of, quietly getting by, and the administration has decided in a fit of pique to hound him for the rest of his life because otherwise they'd have to tacitly admit they're capricious incompetent villains. Just let him live, ffs

"do you accept cookies" I don't care what happens to me

me to my clients for the next month basically:

he's weak and he's flailing and he's never had less juice in his political life know that, even as he does untold damage on the way down, we are going to win

FINALLY GOT IT! I've taken well over 100,000 pelican pictures, maybe 200,000. Over 20,000 the past month alone. Today, I snagged "The One That Got Away" In my infinite optimism, I give you, a very rare: Fish success story. 🪶

you have kids? prove it

*to the tune of we are charlie kirk* “my legs fuuuucking huuuuuuuuuuurt, i squatted too muuuuuuuuch”

Disney in 3 months when social media sites are flooded with seig heiling Mickeys

watching Erika Kirk on TV and it's very obvious that she's not really media trained and is used to talking to one very specific shape of audience

The Democratic establishment’s current best guess as to how to win an election is to convince oil and water to put their differences aside and emulsify, for the good of the nation

To a cop: "do you watch Fox News more than others" The cop: "does a bear shit in the woods?"

“0…..aaaaaaand 0.”

Welcome to the jungle Our work week's just 4 days And everyone gets medical Plus a good 401K And if you are harrassed In any way sexually HR will get on top of that With confidentiality In the jungle Welcome to the jungle My... My... My employee Oooh We hope you will succeed! *guitar solo*

trying to build an iOS app for my little web service and Claude legitimately just told me to switch from gRPC to HTTP REST because neither of us can figure out how to get a gRPC request to actually work

The fuck is a jingle horse

love that Glenn Beck clearly insisted upon George Washington's likeness being a TRT boomer

we use a tool at work that is meant to "right size" our kubernetes deployments, which largely means it trims down resources. my team's service is the only one it's trying to give more resources to, and management is having a very "no take, only throw" reaction to it