#alysaliu WOKE IS BACK BABY MAKE OAKLAND CALIFORNIA THE US CAPITOL NOW!

Did they shoot Nathan on a doorbell cam?

i love dns it always works great for me 👄✨ video was created by the luminary genius @citiesbydiana.bsky.social 🌆

asking chatgpt for ways to get my dad to stop vibe coding

BDSM really do just be woke misogyny

I had a question come up and it's a good one, so I thought I would do a quick thread: We often see silent movie footage that is battered, decayed and smeary but what did these films look like to their original audience. And the answer is... it depends!

This one is only for Blueskyers of a certain age.

got banned for life from the TaleSpin forums for suggesting that Baloo in TaleSpin is NOT the same bear as Baloo in The Jungle Book. People were screaming at me to shut the fuck up even though I provided EVIDENCE

Only cool people will get this comic , sorry everyone else.

the time of "let people enjoy things", "reach across the aisle", "everyone is valid" is over. now is the time of the Hater

You have more money than God. But you want incentives to do good, moral things?

There should be an update for RDR2 where you can hunt and kill the characters from HBO’s The Gilded Age

New band name dropped

For reals. Humanity has had access to ChatGPT for several years now and no one has generated a single piece of creative art or media that has had any impact whatsoever. If ChatGPT did what they say it does, we would be witnessing a huge influx of culture shattering novels, movies, etc.

Brother just say you’ve got a crush on Derrick Henry

Bluesky, unlike X, doesn’t punish posts with links. Which means there is no good reason (and frankly no good excuse) for posts with screengrabs of articles that don’t link to them. It’s bad for readers and bad for the writers whose work you’re using. Posting text? Link to where you got it.

La Blue Girl is better than For All Mankind.

Cuts have consequences, illustrated. As seen on TV 📺

this is the funniest political compass i think ive ever seen lmao

Me, sorting space photos: Intergalactic, planetary, planetary, intergalactic

These new fursonas are starting to get a little out of hand

My taxi business would never get off the ground if I weren’t able to steal cars from the dealership

Someone sitting at my desk:

Would

AHAB includes whalers

“Oopsy, our soldiers did a minor fucky-wucky and are working vewwy hard to not shoot people who can get us in trouble.”

Idk man Star Citizen is almost very nearly playable these days.

It’s always the personal fault of a leader when it happens in a socialist state, but when it happens anywhere else it’s “market conditions.”

“No one wants to work anymore” conveniently ignores the corollary “no one wants to pay a living wage anymore.”

Meu cérebro funciona assim

Um actually true capitalism has never been attempted, due to interference from western actors

Grok having to push white genocide feels not dissimilar to when I worked retail and my bosses made me push a company credit card in the middle of the credit crisis. “Hey, so, I’m supposed to bring this up…”

minecraft bitches are insane you'll post a pretty landscape and bitches will be in your dms like "I want your seed."

Chuck Schumer retire bitch

I should see what the old team has been getting up to

I will never finish setting up my PC or any other device

They oughta reboot tom and jerry as a gritty cat-and-mouse spy thriller starring Tom Hiddleston and Gerard Butler

I was told to cut it out because drought conditions meant the whole ass state of California would get set on fire.

Looks like I picked the right century to stop giving shit-ass about fuck-all.

Looking forward to the hastily produced slasher flick featuring The Pipe murdering a bunch of people in the woods for doubting its existence.

Restaurateur that’s never heard of the Cheesecake Factory:

As the year comes to a close, we remember some of those once precious to us that we lost in 2024. #RestInPeace

i’ve been watching a couple of tiny desk concerts and i didn’t enjoy them at all. they should be answering emails instead. where are their computers

The most frustrating thing for me about our cyberpunk dystopia is that we didn’t even get the cyberpunk aesthetic. We out here breathing toxic air & losing our job to robots in some fucking wrangler jeans I’m SICK

Clearly then, the obvious solution is to attack the evil directly and abolish STEM majors entirely.

all I would do with internet clout is try to find the answers to questions like "when and why did denmark get into making cookies in round tins"