it’s a great day for transphobes to eat shit

Trying to figure out the professional way to fill in my “work goals” and this year’s addition of requiring an AI goal and metrics that isn’t just: NA, I work on physical materials and this is stupid. Maybe just the first part?

Good news everyone!

Many readers may be shocked to learn that an event largely consisting of Fireball consumption and "sexy elf" jumpsuits may not be the shining charitable enterprise it pledged to be, but warning signs did exist.

Honestly, impressed with myself. Hibiscus cherry honey flavored.

My mom's friend graciously gave me a one-on-one workshop in making macrons last weekend. Now I am about to give it a try with the blind confidence of a mediocre man that has failed up his entire life. Sure I did it last weekend, but what if I tried this, this, and this for flavoring!

"We're not really out to make a ton of money. We just want to support our production, pay our bills, and just have fun."

Went to the record store where I left all my babysitting and after school job money in high school while visiting family last week. The city has changed a lot, but that place remains the same and I love every inch of it. Also found some good stuff.

Asking New Yorkers if they’ve been personally victimized by Santacon is very funny actually www.fbi.gov/how-we-can-h...

Toad of Frogland

If the hardcore band’s guitarist looks like this you’re about to die in that pit

I need a ‘Jeremy Irons’ category on PBS Passport.

Me: give it to me in terms I can understand Mamdani: ok so in Mario Kart Me: yes, ok, locked in

Some orgs have started sending newsletters and event materials with the subject line “are you free to talk at noon?” This particular marketing strategy causes a very adverse reaction in me. Absolutely not.

Slams *confirm purchase* on bandcamp

Relatable, though.

heated chivalry

Family Watching Movie White-Knuckles It Through Unexpected Sex Scene https://theonion.com/family-watching-movie-white-knuckles-it-through-unexpec-1819574925/

Tom Waits and Massive Attack have me having emotions at my desk right now. www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-57...

You kinda just have to watch this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-57...

The thing about doing a quarterly review schedule is it is always fucking time for reviews.

TMZ is gonna be good for DC, honestly. Too many people in the press in that town are broken from being there and don't even bother doing the fun part of the job which is digging into all the shit away from the Capitol. Also TMZ isn't scared of Trump or want to suck him off the way so many others do

Ich did not make thys, but Ich wisshe Ich did. Repost yf you are a proud member of the Gen AI Backlash.

Chicago Pope is 100% Beef.

Email: Hello dead librarians Me:

I always enjoy when someone comes to ask a question and I am legit crawling around under a desk

The urge to put my head on my desk and fall asleep today has progressed from “absolutely fighting for my life to not do it” to “normal 2pm feelings about this” and that is technically progress.

You can hear that shit in your head clear as day

Reference request: I am looking for any and all information about things happening to these people across this geographical region across any time. What can you do for me? Me: suggest narrowing your request as I am unable to do your research for you and “everything” ain’t gonna happen?

I genuinely love this. Astronauts, like kids, know that you do not leave your stuffies behind.

Absolutely remarkable statement from Pope Leo today. One for the history books www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a...

The hungry red panda at the Prospect Park Zoo? Adorable. The HungryPanda delivery app scamming small businesses? Not adorable. So they will be paying $580,000 back. We'll keep pursuing companies that take advantage of New Yorkers, and we'll keep asking if we can pet a red panda just for a second.

My parents got a puppy. We are both annoyed that I am “working”

To all who celebrate

Wishing you and yours a very merry Confederate Surrender Day.

When I worked in restaurants if you wanted to become the general manager you had to do shifts in every job in the place, from dishwasher to prep cook to bar back to ensure that you understood how the entire business functioned. Zohran is like this, but for NYC!

Haven't seen this posted today. Must observe the important traditions!

WAIT THEY CAN DRESS UP THE ZAMBONIS WHY DONT ALL THE TEAMS DO THIS

Couldn’t have said it better.

what being alive currently feels like

I am here for messaging that the THREAT alone - regardless of if it's carried out or walked back - should end his presidency. The die is already cast. You cannot wield the power that man has and say that kind of shit.

El Rey León. I have seen 'The Lion King' in English once, maybe twice. But in Spanish?

“who framed roger rabbit?” was one of the most radical movies of the late 1980s

It was the best of times (Moon flyby/Artemis II mission), it was the worst of times (oh got what atrocities and war crimes are the assholes in charge of my nation committing today fuckfuckfuckFUCK)

What a beautiful moment.

Let’s hear it for the “Cries at Space Missions” Crew! You are my people.