I love her so much.

Email: can you order this book? I want to upload it into our ai agent Me:

Normally work’s lack of forward planning, basic logistics, contingency plans makes my life hell. But sometimes, just sometimes, it glorious and, for a brief moment at least, I am winning.

🎶 Working 8 to 6, but they call you after hours Barely gettin’ by, lots of crying in the shower You might prequalify, won’t even hurt your credit Ran out of sick days--well, I hope y'all don’t catch it 🎶 www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/dol...

I think it would be really neat if someone handed me $1,000 with the condition that I use it as fun money.

So impressed and blessed for all the brands reaching out to support. thousand and more companies offered to donate product and my team gunna get to it. 🙏🏾🙏🏾 BUT if you a billion dollar company,,, we don’t want a product donation. We want you to sponsor these women + athletes. 👀

The alternate image is so important

Sign in with the code we sent you! And is the code you “sent me” in the room with us now?

Letz go even bigger and better,,, ALL Female US Olympians and Paralympian medalists are invited out to celebrate in Viva Las Vegas for the SHE GOT GAME Weekend ,,, Hit a guy up and LETZ GOOO

I did a “no ai search” in firefox configuration and needed to do a test search to verify my command entered. Success. Then I got distracted. And that is why my work browser has just been images of ducks for a solid 10 minutes

today’s energy

Masterful Troll, TCM.

the radical socialist agenda of functioning public services

Again, Flavor Flav has been walking the walk of his Olympic fandom and his fierce support of women’s teams for a while now. I really hope they go.

The whole Olympic hockey thing has really reinforced my policy of rooting for US women but actively rooting against US men in international team competitions

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Mayor Brandon Johnson announced “Abolish ICE” as the winner of a citywide snow plow name contest. He had earlier given it a “full and complete” endorsement.

Multiple people have decided to voluntarily go in to the office this morning. Girl. WHAT

The most professional New York answer you can give. The actual New York answer "Look out the fucking window. That is why."

My fire escape looks like it is growing snow like one of those “grow crystals” kits you did as a kid

Georgia was skating to MORTAL KOMBAT at the Olympics exhibition gala

Thy literally put it in the Louvre www.reuters.com/video/watch/...

Yes.

Time for the weekly music purchase. What unhinged combination will I end up with this week?

benewah dairy milk bottle #1, cedar street, spokane, washington, 1980

I’m so angry that I am probably going to need to get us a subscription to this.

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO - dashare.zone ADMIN

Building ops manager: when they hired an archivist I was really worried about the storage and clutter situation here. It was already bad and I worried it would get worse but, man, no one throws stuff away like you do! This was directly after “I have 2 skiffs of this book” “trash them.”

it's hard to see someone else live your dream

Music really has you thinking lasers can be anywhere and do anything. You’re telling me this city was built on cocaine lasers AND that there are lasers in the jungle?!

My work computer and I are both in the considering working state of mind this morning.

Highlights of explaining various Olympics drama to my, not online at all, parents tonight: -biathlon drama -the other biathlon drama -curling drama -ski jump crotch inflation drama -ski jump gold medalist afraid of heights

It’s once again Girl Scout cookie season so it’s time for me remind everyone to please consider buying from NYC’s Girl Scout Troop 6000, which is entirely made up of girls living in NYC homeless shelters 🙏❤️

How dare they presume to know what would dazzle a penguin.

"wages have been flat for decades" is an extremely simple, obviously true concept that explains about 80% of all handwringing op-eds and for some reason they just won't say that

Is figure skating the only sport the crowd throws flowers and gifts at the athletes after? We should do that at more stuff.

I never realized how popular a giant bunch of balloons was as a valentines gift until moving to New York

Oh my god

What on earth did I just read

“The Germans *explode* all over each other!” That is certainly one way to phrase a crash in your snowboard race commentary.

This is your regular reminder that in the year 2000, Paul Rudd, with frosted tips, appeared in the Hong Kong film GEN-Y COPS as a bad guy (kinda). In the movie, he does martial arts, fights a robot, and, most shocking of all, does an entire scene in Cantonese.

I have never encountered a sandwich wrap that left me feeling anything but disappointment.

Hard to pick just one. Members of Earth, Wind and Fire, Harold Lloyd, Pam Grier, Mamie Eisenhower, Don Cheadle There is a list on the wikipedia page 😂

US Olympic Curling Team member speaks out against ICE: "I'm proud to represent Team USA. But we'd be remiss if we didn't mention what's going on in Minnesota and what a tough time it's been. What's happening is wrong. There's no shades of gray."