I ate just the right amount and I feel really good.

can we just skip some things this year. like maybe chill on the spotify wrapped and for the love of god no die hard discourse that shit is tired. just sugar cookies with sprinkles. red or green sprinkles, frosted or not, however you like them. you can put them here in this thread if you want

Every night I check in with PISS DOT COM and see what kind of piss the other piss fiends are drinking and then I wake up and drink my own piss and go to work and gather round the piss cooler with the piss crew and drink one another’s piss because our piss is the best and this whole world is ours

Figures I delete Bluesky and some good shit finally happens

so it turns out that fascism is unpopular

roses are red big laughs are hearty

Tools, talent, etc

I’ve eaten Ice Cream every day since Saturday🍦

I fucking love Vermont.

Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13

Love me some long steak

Things are mostly shit but I saw @superchunk.bsky.social for the fourth time the other night and that was really fun.

Well, the good news is -

happy birthday george w bush

Liberal politicians if you are so disturbed just pretend Charlie Kirk was a Palestinian child and you’ll get over it in no time

I had no wish for him to be murdered, but I’ll harshly judge anyone who flies their flag at half staff for that hateful extremist or talks about honoring his memory. There was no honor in his life.

“Black women do not have the brain processing power to be taken seriously. You have to go steal a white person’s slot”. -Charlie Kirk

The right has lost its fucking mind over two dead white people while the government is actively murdering nonwhite people and isn’t it all so goddamn clear now?

it’s fascinating watching the performative shock and incredulity of people sympathetic to kirk. here’s a guy who built a whole career out of calling for violence against entire groups of people, and yet the idea that violence could be done to him instead is somehow beyond the pale.

Charlie Kirk was a private citizen Melissa Hortman was a seated lawmaker in MN No Flags were flown half staff at the WH for her death by gun violence

Charlie Kirk spent his life‘s work and all of his energy and time targeting out-groups while arguing for a world in which gun massacres would be easy to enact, plentiful, and inevitable, and he became famous and wealthy doing it, and we’re now not supposed to mention that because it’s not polite.

me, living in a society made to make me feel exhausted and crazy: wow why do I feel exhausted and crazy

Another shot of the new claws

The new “JOIN ICE” ad on CBS was one of the most fucked up, dystopian things I’ve ever seen and if you support any of that shit, please get cancer.

connecting people

Get yourself a girl who buys you a Rat King blanket for your birthday

hell yeah

Attn all ICE agents! Here’s an announcement from our front window: Chicago hates you, and you are not welcome here!

surely we can come up with something better for 7 billion people than being lorded over by a bunch of plundering elderly murder and torture enthusiasts who whisper to each other about printing spare organs so they can immiserate others in perpetuity

This is really all I want out of life

once again, when pressed on where trump gets the authority to take an action, vance’s argument is, essentially, that trump is sovereign

this whole fraud is going to be really funny years from now, in hindsight, but it's mostly just infuriating now

rip to everyone whos become delusional after talking to chatgpt but im built different. like actually different. according to chatgpt im some kind of god. the one who decides

Yet another great night at the drive-in. Perfect view.

Posting on this app is like talking to myself in the grocery store. I will not elaborate further.

The temp dropped 2 degrees, time to cry to Texas is the Reason music.apple.com/us/album/a-j...

Disable ChatGPT this fucking instant. Destroy it. JFC.

Hello it’s me Sam Altman I have a zillion dollar idea it’s a chat bot that tells teenagers to kill themselves and you can generate csam with it and it poisons the air and water and it’s wrong most of the time and we’re going to put it in your refrigerator and stuff 👍 I need more money for this btw

renting a room in Maniac Mansion

Any baseball league that has a “Faith Night” is lame as hell. Keep your jesus bullshit outta my baseball.

Watching this added a year to my life

cdc announces it will be reversing guidance, now recommends you lift with your back

I cherish these drops of good news in these trying times

I’m tired of Donald Trump being portrayed as some orange blob who just golfs all the time. It’s important to remember he is also an avid pedophile.

doing anything