pov u have strayed from the heavenly virtues and mercenaries are about to send you to lizard jesus

Whether you’re hitting the road today to take advantage of the Corolla Hybrid LE’s 50 MPG fuel efficiency, or using the legendary Highlander’s 16 cubic feet of cargo space to its fullest, I wish you and yours a very merry Toyotathon!

they didn't need AI to make Silksong, it just needed some deeply insane guys to have a blank check for living expenses until their next thing was done, I think we should try doing more of that instead

Sometimes you write your own games, and other times you casually write 10k+ words about a session of some other game you played. The conclusion of my HARDCASE playthrough is now up for your review! hotline.roshirai.com/hardcase-par... #HC2e

SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going— SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti— SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE

The summary of my HARDCASE playthrough continues into month 2. This one has everything: ghosts, radiation poisoning, Blue flavor... #HC2e hotline.roshirai.com/hardcase-par...

truth coming out of her cup noodles to shame mankind

I head back into the solo gaming mines with a playthrough of Hardcase by @keftiu.bsky.social! There are lots of footnotes for folks who've maybe never GMed a solo game for themselves before. Oh, and I have no memory where the handle "37th Parallel" came from. hotline.roshirai.com/hardcase-par...

And we're done! I've cleaned my final #over/under summary up and added some "bonus" content. And who said the Bratva never provided public services? hotline.roshirai.com/over-under-b...

A final reminder that my giant summary of #over/under exists before the game ends and I do one last update that adds some of the Secret knowledge I've accrued over the last month. Expeditions to the Choke! Decapitations! Union secretaries trapped in vents! hotline.roshirai.com/over-under-b...

Big day for people who care about other people

congratulations to the winner of Game 7: Emergent Narrative

We were so close to next season kicking off an Evil Ohtani arc. So tantalizingly close.

Normally I wait to update my #over/under summaries until after a day's upkeep, but let's be real: if something else happens today, we're all going to absolutely lose it. hotline.roshirai.com/over-under-b...

Spent 90 minutes writing the dumbest #over/under thing possible this morning. We'll see if it ever sees the light of day.

CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag? KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag. CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this? KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable. KOKO: Hostility Interviewer

Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes pigs

This is my favorite artifact from all the infection chaos yesterday. Credit to Falx Sigil on the #over/under Discord server!

A couple times now I've thought "how could I possibly summarize the previous day's events in only 200 words", and then I just... do? hotline.roshirai.com/over-under-b... #over/under

I try not to let my own voice sneak into communications like this, but when an update includes impenetrable military acronyms, church corruption, something called the "Wet Room", and self-immolation, it gets... tricky. hotline.roshirai.com/over-under-b... #over/under

More Commonwealth play now up over on my website, along with a big batch of house rules I've started using. Love to ascend high enough the social ladder that you can get one of your lessers to duel on your behalf. hotline.roshirai.com/commonwealth...

For those on the outskirts of #OVER/UNDER, or who may have missed a day or three, I have a daily summary available over on my blog: hotline.roshirai.com/over-under-b...

#OVER/UNDER continues to have the goods. A faction released some obvious misinformation Day 1 that still gets quoted at me Day 6. The corp faction is trying to implement a Class A/Class B share divide for its equity. We are speedrunning Living In A Society.

Been playing #OVER/UNDER the last few days and have laughed out loud on a few occasions, like at this. Information overload is real.

More Commonwealth play now up over on my website, along with a big batch of house rules I've started using. Love to ascend high enough the social ladder that you can get one of your lessers to duel on your behalf. hotline.roshirai.com/commonwealth...

baseball is the best preparation for death because it does not come with a clock that tells you when your suffering will end one way or the other

(white person who hangs out with trans games twitter exiles on the bluesky protocol service) lotta folks from seattle here tonight

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gondor," i holler as i overturn my uncle's funeral pyre and turn the 4th Age of Man into the 4th Age of Shit

giant mech with "student driver" stickers on it

LEONARDO: [being served pizza by a Foot Clan dressed as a waiter] Mikey, where’d you hear about this place again? DONATELLO: I was talking to April and she think I might be autistic. MICHAELANGELO: [mouth full of plastic explosive] Whoa, bummer, dude.

Stumbled on Commonwealth by @modality.bsky.social a couple nights ago and immediately consumed it and played out three years with a couple of characters. Tossed a small summary up on my blog, but man, as I'm writing this I want to go back and play more. hotline.roshirai.com/commonwealth...

Undersong, my Hollow Knight(?!)-inspired tabletop RPG, is out now on Itch and in a shockingly responsible move, I wrote about how it came about over on my blog: hotline.roshirai.com/designer-dia...

Don’t know what to do with the revelation that Amelia Earhart was killed by Antifa, this is forcing me to rethink my worldview

Sun Tzu in his Art of War once said "those who save consumables will be buried with them."

if you have infinite monkeys typing on infinite typewriters one of them will eventually produce the entire works of shakespeare. but you don't have that kind of start up capital. start with 10 monkeys writing steven king's Christine. soon you'll be turning a profit and can start scaling your monkeys

its probably good that we stacked the brain damage virus and brain damage technology right in the same years right?

my father-in-law is a “I know a guy” Guy. sadly all the old Guys are aging out of the Guy Economy. Guys are fundamentally incompatible with Hustle Culture because it’s not about “winning” a deal, it’s about collecting favors and goodwill in a mutually-beneficial cycle. protect your local Guy Economy

You're a gamer??? Ok name 5 women you've harassed online

[advising a colony of self-replicating nanobots] Just make it exist first. You can make it goo later.

@austinwalker.bsky.social so are y’all gonna do a realis q&a at some point because i truly need to know how much of that was planned 😱

minimalism is a scam invented by big small to sell more less

catch-22, probably

i definitely remember sea of thieves needing a year or so after launch to get to a good and healthy place, and to me the real tragedy is that other games (like wildgate) simply might not get that kind of time to breathe anymore store.steampowered.com/app/3504780/...

well, the hydroponic herb garden in my kitchen just had a cascading failure, so no, i don't think i'm quite ready for mars colonization

if you dont know how to write a joke you dont know how to write a game, if you dont know how to tell a joke you dont know how to run a game

mayor

IGDA more like IDGAF