the passive voice store was visited by me and you were known by everybody there

//THE_FIXIT// (S)CIENCE> (SP)HERE.9 LUCKY.NO_3233 Class Illustration for Realis kickstarter.com/projects/crum/realis

“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.

austin game conference 2005 was lousy with paranormal incidents, turned out a lot of attendees were staying at a la quinta between a waffle house and a denny's and getting slammed by the psychic push and pull

chat, should i have been buying high performance sheets this whole time?

If you haven't taken a look at Commonwealth by @modality.bsky.social just yet, please consider that my group just realized my character could potentially decide to be so Recklessly Brave during military training that they just immediately keel over dead.

A computer can never pack a bowl therefore a computer must never make a playlist

If we are not in the same crew and I see you in the exfil circle with me, you are my friend. We will escape here together, my brother, and enjoy the fruits of our labor in safety. If we are not in the same crew and I see you anywhere else, you're dead. You've been dead since your run began.

“We knew the story of the international rules-based order was partially false. That the strongest would exempt themselves when convenient.“ - Mark Carney, 2026 remarks to the World Economic Forum regarding the 3-2 pitch to Perdomo

Wrote up some early game tips for Marathon that I wish someone had told me. Friends don't let friends use free Sponsored Kits, unless said friend is already in your crew and happy to carry you. hotline.roshirai.com/lessons-lear...

Happy International Women's Day to the original International Woman

SPORTS BETTOR: So, I not only got the exact hour right, but I hit my parlay, so I'm technically the richest person in the world. MUTATED RATFOLK: [atop a throne of skulls] That's crazy, man.

Just went to check and the game I got my first credit on more than two decades ago (Puzzle Pirates) is not only still up and running, but got a significant QoL patch a month ago. I'm looking forward to playing Marathon. It is unreal that I'm seriously anxious that it might only get one season.

Wiztographer is out! It's a map-making game where you're a wizard building out a world you can later use in the fantasy role-playing game of your choice. There's also a rule unlock system inspired by legacy board games. It works solo AND in a group, so take a look! yourgmjack.itch.io/wiztographer

the timeline gets it

PRIESTESS OF APOLLO: The Pythia renders your question unto the Gods. ORACLE AT DELPHI: (huffing volcano gas) Dead. Deadass, we stan a sneaky link. PRIESTESS: A lover will appear to you soon. ORACLE: (writhing around) Big yikes! Bae ghosting the situationship! PRIESTESS: But it shall not last.

talking with friends about my ideal video game and we settled on "euro truck simulator, except you get ambushed 25% of the time"

not sure why i've been getting this question a lot today, but if i were to make a warlock class, it'd have the Rituals skill and two of MAGIC, MINION and MIGHT, depending on how you wanted to build out your "skill tree" yourgmjack.itch.io/world-of-san...

With the reading of this post, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created.

chat are they cooking

Jen did such an amazing job! Was happy to get @aurahack.ca's jacket in there, as well.

The full version of COMMONWEALTH is out now! I played through a few seasons using the playtest rules and had a great time, so I highly recommend checking it out if you're even a little bit interested in challenging your friends to duels.

I regret to inform7 you ma'am but your son is dead. Your son is found in the Grey Hallway. The description of your son is "a poor soul who died in these hallowed halls." The son is wearing a backpack. The backpack is openable and closed.

No, but how.

sebulba isn’t scared of anyone. sebulba is strong and a good racer. you know what i bet after anakin left tattooine sebulba repaired his pod and got back on that grind.

This list is ridiculous, there's no mention at all of Kriz Paraz or Jaff Lafferty, and yet somehow Todd Bonzalez makes it despite having an atrocious season in High A

it's true, but i think a rice cooker and an electric kettle are pretty outsized pieces of the pie chart

today is for the ladies to have fun. its new years eve not new year's steve

pov u have strayed from the heavenly virtues and mercenaries are about to send you to lizard jesus

Whether you’re hitting the road today to take advantage of the Corolla Hybrid LE’s 50 MPG fuel efficiency, or using the legendary Highlander’s 16 cubic feet of cargo space to its fullest, I wish you and yours a very merry Toyotathon!

they didn't need AI to make Silksong, it just needed some deeply insane guys to have a blank check for living expenses until their next thing was done, I think we should try doing more of that instead

Sometimes you write your own games, and other times you casually write 10k+ words about a session of some other game you played. The conclusion of my HARDCASE playthrough is now up for your review! hotline.roshirai.com/hardcase-par... #HC2e

SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going— SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti— SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE

The summary of my HARDCASE playthrough continues into month 2. This one has everything: ghosts, radiation poisoning, Blue flavor... #HC2e hotline.roshirai.com/hardcase-par...

truth coming out of her cup noodles to shame mankind

I head back into the solo gaming mines with a playthrough of Hardcase by @keftiu.bsky.social! There are lots of footnotes for folks who've maybe never GMed a solo game for themselves before. Oh, and I have no memory where the handle "37th Parallel" came from. hotline.roshirai.com/hardcase-par...

And we're done! I've cleaned my final #over/under summary up and added some "bonus" content. And who said the Bratva never provided public services? hotline.roshirai.com/over-under-b...

A final reminder that my giant summary of #over/under exists before the game ends and I do one last update that adds some of the Secret knowledge I've accrued over the last month. Expeditions to the Choke! Decapitations! Union secretaries trapped in vents! hotline.roshirai.com/over-under-b...

Big day for people who care about other people

congratulations to the winner of Game 7: Emergent Narrative

We were so close to next season kicking off an Evil Ohtani arc. So tantalizingly close.

Normally I wait to update my #over/under summaries until after a day's upkeep, but let's be real: if something else happens today, we're all going to absolutely lose it. hotline.roshirai.com/over-under-b...

Spent 90 minutes writing the dumbest #over/under thing possible this morning. We'll see if it ever sees the light of day.

CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag? KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag. CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this? KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable. KOKO: Hostility Interviewer

Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes pigs

This is my favorite artifact from all the infection chaos yesterday. Credit to Falx Sigil on the #over/under Discord server!

A couple times now I've thought "how could I possibly summarize the previous day's events in only 200 words", and then I just... do? hotline.roshirai.com/over-under-b... #over/under