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If there's one thing I hate to taste, it's my own medicine. Of all the things I want taste, my own medicine ranks dead last. I'd taste any medicine you threw at me unless it's my own. I hate it when my friends are tasting my medicine and they're like "oh this is so good you should try some"—fuck off

fuck yeah, it’s up: the first deep-dive episode of our yearlong All Systems Brough series, on the trippy, seminal, inside-the-mainframe puzzlebox that is 868-HACK. a lively convo featuring @shawndoublea.bsky.social @colewehrle.bsky.social and @drewwehrle.bsky.social secretlives.games/all-systems-...

if I were you I'd keep a very close watch on this upcoming @modality.bsky.social game

Realized it’s been a while since I posted my Bronze Age Fellowship of the Ring so here the lads are again

Wow. Democrats just flipped the Whoville Mayor's office, which has been held by republicans since 2003. This is in a Trump plus +30 area too.

was thinking more about Tomie yesterday and came to a startling realization

They should to make a modular knife block, like Eurorack but for your kitchen

Late night cultural prodding: if you heard about OVER/UNDER and thought it was cool or interesting, you will also think this is interesting.

Out now: WHALE ROADS The chronicle of a year-long, 30+ player West Marches campaign of Wolves Upon the Coast by @lukegearing.bsky.social A 250-page "zine" filled with play summaries, original art, and Referee commentary. Available now, and it's 100% completely free. sulcata.itch.io/whale-roads

Coming soon. A chronicle of adventure and glory in a time of monsters.

when the 1/4 of the gummy hits and you realize that you've fucked something up

it's friday

“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.

stop reading memoirs and the new york times and start reading a goddamn novel in a field under the open sky you cretins

When it comes to delicious treats, I am always on that dont mind if I do shit

we wanted to make samus’s experience as a capable woman more realistic, so we gave her an annoying man who thinks that he’s funny and constantly telling her what to do

Why do we bash 'deathtrap' fortresses full of swinging blades, man-serpents, and giant rolling balls; but we never question if the chosen hero simply had bad vibes? Or is just unpleasant to be around?

In Xanadu did Kubla Khan A stately Taco Bell decree: Where Blast, the Baja river, ran So everyone across the land    Could live both más and free

they put a guy who looks like an opinion columnist / startup founder in Metroid

getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning

nice introduction, but I've already depicted you as the frivolous psychic Robert Lees and myself as the stern and serious Sir William Gull

“I don’t want to go back to La Boca, and I can’t in good conscience recommend that anyone else eat there.” A wonderfully-written review of a very good restaurant is one thing, but a wonderfully-written review of a very bad restaurant is something else all together. Bravo, @hels.bsky.social.

every year, once a year, I have to google Geoff Keighley so I can understand why all my online friends are taking what seems to be immense psychic damage

English is such a beautiful language

It's kind of saddening knowing that Over/Under is gonna end soon because once it's over all the RPers are gonna be put down.

being a tabletop designer means sometimes you find an Untitled Spreadsheet and inside is just the numbers 1 to 100 in order

Baseball player physiognomies: -I smoke weed -cultured apex asethete -dan from jiffy lube

(over/under bloats to enormous size at the jump) boy I hope this doesn't turn out exactly like blaseball (aspects of the game are not well communicated and people get incredibly loud and angry) oh weird it's turning out exactly like blaseball

I wrote about the degrading choices our political system forces on us, the importance of respecting yourself, and the time I experienced a mild Oliver Stone moment at Sammy's Deluxe in Rockland, Maine. defector.com/what-job-is-...

white house has joined bluesky click here to block all official us government accounts instantly bsky.app/profile/did:...

please check our game's demo if you haven't already, we're very proud of it <3

My book is for sale via @spacepenguinink.bsky.social as of today! G, Jarrett, and I worked hard on this and are super proud of what we made. If you want to bring your osr dungeon crawling into a forsaken far future check it out! spacepenguin.ink/collections/...

Pretty gross vibes coming off of this thing. Roughly 15 people are actually playing, while over 1,200 hangers-on are dutifully creating and broadcasting mountains of fan work, all in service of a gigantic fundraising event.

WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you

this album is still as vital today as it was in 2014. RIP

manul

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.

If you know basic kabbalah it's actually not too hard to make a golem out of a labubu. Don't recommend it though. They have a pre-existing body-dharma. As soon as they wake they run straight for the sea. V hard to counter. Lost the first one. No idea what it's doing out there. Moved like lightning.

Portlanders will not be cowed by this administration. When undignitaries like Kristi Noem visit for their photo ops and get mocked by people in animal costumes it’s because that’s the level of respect they deserve. Doing the work of mass deportation is the least honorable thing a person can do.

Don't worry, Mungle is here.

One of the greatest games ever made.