For as much as Platner was treated as a counter to the democratic party, the way people held their nose at every red flag he waved screamed "better things aren't possible" energy

How on earth are you gonna get 1 billion people a day to play an xbox when you're also supporting efforts to KILL PEOPLE???

BREAKING: Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY) has made a recovery to full health thanks to the restorative properties of Garfield Hentai!

once columbo is out of cooldown you are all fucked

Y'all ever do a poop

Sure, the minions didn't work for Hitler, but you know who they DID work for?

Like this

Mood today

happy six years to shorter games/worse graphics!

Star Fox sometimes reminds me of group projects in school

Played a couple of Star Fox runs and I think instead of a sequel there should be a prequel about how Katt whacked Falco's bird balls before and after each mission.

Biscuit process for dad day

How many conversations do you think office building owners are having right now about turning rotting office buildings into a Backrooms business?

I made an effort after last Friday to watch better things than Abraxis and Mortal Kombat II. I feel healthier mentally and spiritually compared to last Friday.

Latias nap

I have done literally all of these things. This man meanwhile spends his remaining days on this planet completing his animal dick pokedex.

Let me make the movie instead...

Too funny not to share

lil comic practice ive been scribbling away at. its my first one ever! (1/3)

What if Tupac is just the only part they revealed so far? Maybe Elvis, Kurt Cobain, John Lennon, and Freddy Mercury also show up and form a super group to restore the Honmoon.

Pro big hands for thumb wrestling Anti 4k Link feet

Bingo boards for Nintendo Directs? Not anymore. All about chess now!

We have functionally locked Danni out of ever leveling up again, so we are setting a new, powerful goal: if we get to $33,333.33 before the Gael boss fight, he will beat the game with the worst viable weapon: a pitchfork. Come hang out. www.twitch.tv/rangedtouch

We're making @badsavingthrow.bsky.social defeat all the bosses of Dark Souls 3, and you can donate money to keep him from leveling up. It's PREPARE TO GIVE, and it's benefitting abortion access again! Mark your calendars! JOIN US ON JUNE 6!!!

Zero company looks cool! Eager for a good XCOM

Gravedigging has never been more in vogue! RGG firmly in their flop era

this is it digi-pals, in a few seconds the doors will open for the most amazing digital movie ever!

the hot new AAA action game

Got this ready right on time! Here is my latest entry in my battle pass series detailing my experiences with the first season of Marathon www.jackdoeseverything.com/blog/2026/5/...

despite everything I do want to see no rest for the wicked 1.0....dont think pr is gonna get back to me anymore tho

Weird direction for God of War to chase after A Boy and his Blob 28 years after it came out

Got this ready right on time! Here is my latest entry in my battle pass series detailing my experiences with the first season of Marathon www.jackdoeseverything.com/blog/2026/5/...

New battle pass blog coming out this week, hopefully tomorrow if editing goes well.

Rich White Woman Sweep

The Fightstones... comm!

Tiazinha mais fofa das ruas

Modern Warfare 4 I hear has an exclusive mode on Xbox called BDS. Search Xbox BDS for more info on this exciting topic.

What a week it has been for me

scrunt

Waiting for all the Disco Elysium successors to come out so I can see which one has the most annoying podcaster voicing a character to determine the winner.

I'm now a real film buff thanks to @hendrixtrog.bsky.social getting this for me at an On Cinema live event. Been wanting one forever.

There’s a guy in this hotel lobby on a call that sounds like a job interview and he was clearly just asked a question about what he likes and he very loudly said “I UHHHH I LIKE UHHHH I LOKE GOLF”

The Kingdom Hearts series is not that hard to understand if you've ever read a book. Though with gamers, they'd likely find Curious George too much to handle and find the man in the yellow hat too woke or something.

Casey Webb has unleashed the Kikōhō at the World Championship BBQ Festival.

tomodachi life is a good game because sometimes you find yourself in a fey mood and need to create four different robespierres

Generations before me used the doomsday clock to track the end of the world. Me? I use fast food reviewer videos

I am getting back in the swing after a very busy year (so far) that has stolen a lot of my writing time, and for some reason I played all of MIXTAPE today and then wrote 2500 words about in a flurry. I didn't care for the game, but it's beyond the music to me. ckunzelman.com/2026/05/10/o...