Reading this, I just kept thinking "I don't remember Aftermath doing full on satire articles," because even in these days I can't imagine a CEO going on record with any of this full quote. And yet from my understanding it's all real.

Floof has quest #catsofbluesky

I'm doing the Ryujin Industries questline in Starfield and it's skut work across the cosmos hell. Starting to get some actual good missions now, but it's also a bit weird. Why does my Starborn care about any of this? 😅

Who's hyped for Assassin's Creed Black Flag Resynced?🏴‍☠️ To celebrate, I created a series of mobile and desktop wallpapers using high-res assets Ubisoft shared with me! Thanks to Ubisoft for this gift. #AssassinsCreed #ACFinest #ubisoftpartner #ad Mobile Wallpapers (4/11) 📱⬇️

Veilguard. Twenty hours of romance content please!

Sam Neill has announced he is cancer free after 5 years of battling blood cancer. “It’s time I did another movie.”

Name a game you've completed more than 6 times

Hey, here's a happy story about game dev to balance out the grim news. I've been thinking of getting Crimson Desert.

Okay rich heartless investor people, you want to shut down Spiders? What happens to the people who paid extra for the DLC?

Noooooo!

Yay, new Greedfall the Dying World patch! Only a few weeks until the DLC quest releases 😊

Ohohohohooo... 👀 eternal strands is on a deep discount rn

Wayo Records has announced a partnership with Ubisoft to bring an 🎶 Assassin's Creed Official Music Box 🎶 featuring the Ezio's Family track by Jesper Kyd!

I choose to believe this is how most 90s arcade race tracks were initially conceived #gaming #retrogaming #arcade

Oh god, Horse Armor is within the Ask Historians 20 year rule for historical content 💀

I’m the Matthew Cortland who does disability policy at DFP and works on AI regulation. Please send your hate messages to the Matthew Cortland using AI to call pubs to ask the price of a pint.

Starfield... I'm level 26, still really love the free Freestar Rangers ship so I'm not spending creds on that. My girl has almost 500k now 😅 Lockpicking is also easy as I found the trick this playthrough, so I also have digipicks out the wazoo. 😂

Spreading my Thom Rainier with longer hair agenda. Might finish it one day, might leave it as it is, who knows, not me #blackwall

Me: modding Starfield on xbox is much more forgiving than Skyrim! *Fires up game after installing new POI and photo mode pose mods* Me: ...why do half of the guards in Neon have invisible legs? 💀😭 (I think it fixed itself when I left, but, damn 🤣)

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, DC, Marvel, Disney, Pixar, Spielberg, Cameron, Wachowskis, or Ghibli.

Someone bennyhilled it 🤣🤣🤣

golden hour studying #dragonage #cullenrutherford

Being an autistic adult is occasionally, or even quite often, having to ask people you love if they are mad at you because their tone changed even slightly and now you’re in an anxiety spiral because you have a history of people you love being mad at you and you not knowing why

I didn't have time to make an epic new art, but in honor of its first anniversary, here are some of my fave Clair Obscur fanart that I made 🫶 Thank you for such a beautiful and inspiring game ! #ClairObscur #Expedition33 #COE33

New DRM rolled out on PS4 and PS5 which allegedly removes your digital license for newly bought games if you haven't connect your console to the internet once every 30 days. After 30 days you need to reconnect to the internet to gain access back. youtu.be/YIPuXAd6KCA

i’ve reached a new level of stability where everything is manageable as long as nothing else happens ever again.

And, best of all—yeah, the voice actor is doing the audiobook.

Screenrant screaming that Black Flag will be unplayable for millions at launch...and what they actually mean is it's a current gen game, is peak clickbait. These consoles are 6 years old fgs. Of course they're not going to make it for the previous gen. 🙄

Titan Books will release The Art of Assassin's Creed: Black Flag Resynced alongside Ubisoft's ambitious remake, with the book hitting stores on July 14, 2026. https://bit.ly/4sSk4EQ

Indie mega-hit Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 has hit the major milestone of eight million copies sold as of April 24, 2026, which also happens to be the game's one year anniversary.

HAPPY 1ST ANNIVERSARY!!! To celebrate the occasion, the team put together this piece of artwork that we hope you'll enjoy! ❤️🌹

i’ve worked in tech more than 20 years. it has never been more ridiculous.

If, like me, you have never heard of this game, take a look at these screenshots...it looks like it could be interesting 👀

I am still really enjoying Starfield! I'm nearing 60 hours in now and I think I might do one of the other factions next.

Cole 🌒 For Inquisitorfatima

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Assassin's Creed Black Flag Resynced CE up on Amazon amzn.to/4ttJOc1

KITTY! YOU GET KITTY ON YOUR SHIP

Lmao. I was so desperate to order the Black Flag collector's edition that I clicked the first option straight away, only just realised I didn't check the platform 😂 Thankfully, it was PS5 and not PC 😅

Assassin's Creed Black Flag Resynced launches on July 9 for PS5, Xbox Series X|S, and PC. Ubisoft has also revealed a Collector's Edition and shared the PC requirements: https://www.rpgsite.net/news/20176-assassins-creed-black-flag-resynced-announced-release-date-trailer

Ship's cat!!! #BlackFlag

I am in love with this remake! #BlackFlag

We're live pirates! Join us now as we show you what we've got under our sleeves. Don't miss it on twitch.tv/ubisoft and our official YouTube channel - youtu.be/7hkFaTypP1Q

Even the countdown screen looks amazing 😭 #BlackFlagResynced

The Assassin's Creed Black Flag Resynced World Reveal is going to happen in less than 15 minutes! Tune in on Ubisoft's Youtube or Twich channels to follow it all! Links: www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hkF... www.twitch.tv/ubisoft