Greg Davies: Great task, well done. Didn‘t eat a thing. Persephone: Thank you. Alex Horne: Ah. Well. Let’s take another look at that pomegranate.

trying out a new feature, lmk if it works

Fair amount of air traffic over Blackpool tonight

It’s actually FEWER Misérables

It’s a real foot-tapper youtu.be/8z9A4DbWlA0?...

Pulp poetry.

I’ve managed to end up £2.55 in credit on my credit card, which coincidentally is exactly the price of a swift half…

I think you should know that I got sunburnt today (25 February) in England.

Taylor Tomlinson’s done it again

Some money to burn before payday so went to the takeaway. Didn’t fancy anything so bought a load of freezer treats. They all went straight into the freezer, and I’ve made chicken and mushroom pasta out of what I already had in #DecisivePaz

Forcing myself to close Chrome tabs that I might need again in 6 months:

Is Tuesday too early for a Thursday pint?

Your email finds my cortisol spiked

Happy to see no-one’s being wished a good morning

Bluesky.

Heathcliff, it’s me, Cathy, Squeak squeak *squeak*

We finish at 3:50 every Friday now. But somehow it seems so far away 😮‍💨😔

Ok I have far too much to do today to spend more than 2 minutes on this but here’s my political cartoon of the day, please enjoy

Slow news day

If you want a laugh, ChatGPT drew me a picture of a horse today

Die Hard is NOT a Pancake movie. It is just a film set at Pancaketime.

@clur.bsky.social happy birthday Clur, if you’re still thur x

Heated curlers

I have had a bass

I am on a train

My sole concession to valentines was perfectly poaching an egg for my wife and insisting she refer to it as a love egg

weekend plans: wuthermaxxing my heights then slumping cortisol levels by low-key staregooning some boids

They tell me that instant noodles have no nutritional value but I’ve just chased a bowl with a vitamin pill and a fish oil capsule

Did somebody say beveragino?

I enjoyed my pint last Thursday, might try that again

I’m using a posh stir in tomato and olive sauce for my bolognese and even I have to admit it smells absolutely incredibl-y awful

Connections is a bunch of piece of shit today

Post a banger not in English youtu.be/klQcygP5mhU?...

Today went dead fast. How can we make every Monday go this fast

The bar at Crewe station is definitely not big enough for those facing Sunday trains

I have received communion #HolyCans

Introduce yourself with 5 songs Lionel Richie - Hello Niall Horgan - Nice to meet you The Who - Who are you The Beatles - I am the walrus Zho Davis - Charmed

Just had one helluva train can

Feel like I’ve spent a month watching the Night Manager and there isn’t even an ending

Let’s be honest: in many of these winter Olympic “sports”, the snow is doing most of the work. An unexpected thaw would expose these so-called athletes for the frauds they are

You don't fool me, these are production stills from the next series of Severance

10/10 reporter name here. V. appropriate

Oh boy, new Silent Witness! 😍

I can’t get drunk this weekend so might have a secret Thursday pint

Just sat through two and a half hours on data subject requests. Two crabs.

I made extra pasta for lunch tomorrow. I now have no lunch tomorrow.

Going shopping for a towel later #Tuesday