This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

Would it be weird to bring my own peanut butter to my mom's house since she only has crunchy and the idea of crunchy peanut in my oatmeal feels like a war crime?

#PokemonLegendsZA  カラスバ | Corbeau 💜

I dunno, seeing how people are talking about Chappell Roan on Threads, maybe there's some merit to that Rolling Stone article about Taylor Swift

Well I didn't get the alpha Pignite/Emboar that I wanted but I did get a shiny *female* Pignite so that feels really special

Oh my God I love my cat so much. Sometimes I can't even believe that she's my cat because she's just so purrfect 🥹

...you know what, it feels *so* good to be a Pokémon player who touches grass

Okay hear me out A filling of scrambled eggs, onions, vegetarian sausage, and black beans, and topped with cheese Breakfast stuffed bell peppers

Legitimately could not come up with another way to decide

Denying that trans men, and the sapphic women in relationships with them, can identify as lesbians is a slippery slope to enbyphobia, every fucking time. The LGBTQ+ is a wild space that cannot be boxed in by fucking dictionary definitions and I'm tired of people trying to do that.

11 minutes into Happiest Season and it already doesn't make any sense bc if my girlfriend was Kristen Stewart I would make sure everyone in the world knows including my parents

MY BROTHER IN ARCEUS YOUR SNAKE SAYS "ARRRRB!" IT AIN'T A GODDAMN SEVIPER

You support Israel. In no way are you "radical leftist scum".

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU *MEAN* MELTAN HAVE TAILS?!

Is now a good time to say that I hate Rudolph the Red-Nose Reindeer and think it's boring?

Gigantic white pickup trucks are the Oakleys of trucks

I keep hoping that people will realize that patriotism is just diet nationalism but I don't see that mass revelation happening any time soon

The actual war on Christmas that Republicans refuse to acknowledge

Cosplayed Corbeau from Pokemon Legends Z-A at Anime Frontier the other weekend~

Should I finally watch the gay Christmas movie with Kristen Stewart?

Merry Christmas, gays in my phone! May your yuletide be as gay as you are!

"It's a good thing God only made us with three legs because if He gave us a third I'd've cut yours off before we went through another knee thing" - a real thing my mom just said to her husband lol

"If I wanted to know who you were hanging with when I was gone I would've asked you" is just about the funniest goddamn opening line of any song ever

People will call Christian Christmas a "colonizer holiday" yet claim what they're actually celebrating is Saturnalia and it's like, lol. Lmao, even.

In the new year I'm going to dive deeper into music genres that really interest me that I've never made time to properly explore. Country, metal, soul, blues, folk, um, lol one of these things is *NOT* like others

Y'all I *just* woke up. This is a *wild* thing to post on Christmas.

How did you people get a picture of my fridge

I think a Seether concert would fix me

still my favorite christmas post

I think we need a new talk show. Get trump voters, cabinet members, ice agents on there, let them share their views for five minutes. Then the host simply nods and asks, "The fuck is wrong with you?" Arsenio Hall or Wanda Sykes would be top choices for hosting.

Making my cranberry white chocolate oatmeal cookies today 😋

Fuck it, I'm using 3 eggs for my omelet today. It's Christmas Eve.

Now if we could just get people to view US prisons through the same lens they view CECOT.

Thinking about him

I found the rosary my brother made me and gave to me the last Christmas he was with us. He made it with pearls, my birthstone, and rubies, our late father's birthstone. It's dirty and it needs to be cleaned up, so I'll post a picture of it when I get that done. I'm just so happy I found it.

Weissand Effect

that the Whos celebrate Christmas suggests some knowledge of Christ, but whether this is our anthropic Christ or a distinctive Who-Christ remains obscure; some have argued Christianity was introduced to them during their refuge with Horton, which of course turns us to the matter of Elephant Religion

Going to Confession for the first time in who knows how many years. Please pray for me 🙏🏼

me: I'm very picky about my dark romance reads because I need the characters to feel like people doing wretched shit to other people and that to carry actual weight them: yeah and it's gross and upsetting and it should be banned!!! me: listen hear you little shit-

I feel like there isn’t a table big enough for Jesus to flip when I see stuff like this.

I STAND WITH BARRY WHITE

let’s all follow mama #corbeau #pokemon

Anyways I didn't eat any meat all day on Friday except for fish with my dinner so I guess you could say I'm ready to come back to the Church

ME: I may have failed my gross anatomy course, but at least my heart was in the right place. PROFESSOR (looking at the cadaver): No...no it's not.

One day something will happen — a wedding, a graduation, a job promotion, Jake Paul getting knocked out, Andrew Tate getting knocked out the next day — and you’ll want the right outfit to celebrate. Buy that special outfit now, so you’re ready when that next unexpected moment arrives.

God I love Pokémon. Right now a sushi is trying to kill me.

Heresy has already been invented