When you've defeated the cone they put you in the Hannibal Lector

I don't think we as a society have enough appreciation for every man who put his dong on the line for the "what if it was the other way around" meme

I keep staring at this. Yes, some of the flaws are obvious, but honestly? I did something really fucking cool with this. The layering, the shading (ignore the fluff), making it glow with just colored pencil, using gold for the outlines to give it a more glowy look, yeah, I'm kinda proud of this.

Imagine creating a product so shitty that other companies name it as a problem they solve

Local plumbers two steps ahead of every university administrator in america 👏

My mind is like a sponge: super absorbent but if you apply even the slightest pressure it all comes out

What do you mean a master Waterbending healer was shown bloodbending, and shown USING it, and she was written to be so terrified of it that she didn't even come up with medical applications for it Bryke I swear to GOD it's on sight

Rewatching 'The Painted Lady' and I'm struck with an odd thought: I'm actually sad that Iroh never got to see the Gaang pull off the Painted Lady performance. I just know he would have absolutely adored the theatricality of it.

No, not everything is a psy-op, sometimes humans collectively are just really dumb

Well, I *was* super excited to give the sky battles a shot in ZA Ranked a Competitive but apparently instead of putting together an actual fucking roster, Pokémon just decided to disqualify any Pokémon that isn't fucking Flying type even though that's never been how Sky Battles work 😒

Recently, a boat capsized near Alcatraz w 20 people on board & no one was wearing a life jacket. Two fishermen saw the smoke, pulled up their lines, and sailed over, saving 8 or 9 lives. One of the heroes is homeless & fishes to make money to survive. Here’s his GFM www.gofundme.com/f/help-mike-...

We have not shamed Depp supporters enough

"When volcanic ash darkened the atmosphere, it is said that Volcarona's fire provided a replacement for the sun."

What do you mean Aang sees a vision of Toph in the mystical swamp yet somehow I'm not supposed to ship them?!

NO KATARA YOU DON'T OWE THEM AN APOLOGY, YOU'RE ALLOWED TO BE ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE IS SHOWING OFF HOW MUCH BETTER THEY ARE AT A KEY ASPECT OF *YOUR* CULTURE UGH "The Waterbending Scroll" makes me so MAD

Look, it's not that I want Zuko *makes* Katara worse, I appreciate that he lets her *be* worse. She doesn't have to be a mom or role model around Zuko, she can be messy, petty, and snide around him w/o shame. She doesn't have to be the grownup around him, she gets to be the teenager she actually is.

Dang they really got a category for everything

P*lworld plays the plagiarism equivalent of "I'm not touching you" with blatantly ripping off Pokémon designs but somehow I'm a simp for n*ntendo if I point out how lazy they are for it.

The devil (corporate America) works hard, but passionate nerds work harder 😈

Her (not Catholic): what does communion bread taste like? Me (ex catholic, likely hell-bound): definitely not sweet, more saviour-y

Hi. So like, we can’t eat fruits or veggies, we can’t breathe the air, we can’t afford anything. When do we all get sick of this nonsense and rip the system to shreds? I’m so tired.

Public Begs Mitch McConnell To Stop Releasing Photos Of Himself https://theonion.com/public-begs-mitch-mcconnell-to-stop-releasing-photos-of-himself/

It would be awesome if the "light" beverages were just light on sugar and not full of artificial sweeteners. I'd like half-sweet drinks please.

nice article by @epidemiologistkat.bsky.social, who provides actual policy specifics and some important nuances. also a good reminder that surveillance is layered—CDC/FDA didn't stop tracking cyclo (also, it's nationally notifiable), but they did lose critical data/tools/staff for detection/control.

"Butthole COVID" is pretty good.

I thought the air would smell like smoke but weirdly it smells more like sawdust which is somehow even worse

Pardon fucking me for not believing that you're serious about Palestinian liberation when you're caping for someone who worked for fucking Blackwater

sorry for not being clairvoyant about the nazi tattoo blackwater merc guy. there was simply no way to know about the nazi tattoo blackwater merc guy

What if we just threw bricks at DeJoy's house

solomon in 1 Kings 3

I have to wonder if the people who are so dismissive the impact on kids going to school that permanent DST would cause are just completely ignorant of kids who live out in the country

Look I'm just saying, if Zuko was part of the Gaang when Katara came across that Waterbending scroll in the pirate's shop, he'd create a diversion for her to steal it and tell Sokka and Aang to can it with the goody-two-shoes bs over literal pirates

This is going to be so dangerous for students of all ages

Being a stomach/side sleeper sucks because if your pillow isn't soft enough you can feel it just smushing the hell out of your face

THEY'RE MAKING THE WRONG THING PERMANENT

Omg I almost forgot, happy birthday, French people!

learning a lot

Sky Battles in ZA ranked competitive? Oh, this is going to be FUN

I've been struggling so much with this layoff, like the first week I barely even got out of bed, but, even though my employment situation is still garbage, I'm much happier now. Money is still a point of anxiety, a MASSIVE one, but I've been using this time to get things in better order for me.

correct you if you’re wrong?? bitch this is the internet i’ll correct you even if youre right

"Don't speak ill of the dead" is a moral participation trophy for conservatives.

Just reminding everyone to subscribe now and turn on notifications for Lindsey’s episode of my podcast where we don’t respect the dead. It’s called Respect the Dead @respectthedead.bsky.social

Sometimes I like talking about politics with my stepdad bc while I don't know a single one of his political stances (besides that he'd never vote Republican), we can both agree to be glad that sons of bitches like Lindsey Graham are dead.

i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious

It's like we have been sent an appetizer because the main course is taking too long.

So I heard about Lindsey Graham

Michael Fanone's take on Lindsey Graham is one of the most powerful I've read: