Good news: the UK Government is now offering free short courses on how to use the rabid monkey that comes taped to every computer now for some reason! You'll learn how to... - dodge the monkey's angry fists! - understand its tortured screams! - write invoices in bits of poo he's left on your desk!

I want to get bangs one day, unfortunately I don't think I've got the hairline for them anymore :(

Last year, I posted about the death of Charlemagne.

Why did the world have to go mad?

I’ll never forget waiting for this one to GO IN THE DANG BURROW. I was standing there recording for a good three minutes while this one looked around and looked around, 😆. This is the last few seconds.

Calling transphobia a 'gateway drug' to the far right undersells it. It's pure accelerant. Grimly fascinating to guess what crankery becomes any famous transphobe's secondary obsession, cos they all have one: 15 minute cities are fascism! Grok noncing is cool! ICE are good! We should kill all dogs!

Nine years to the day since Graham Linehan foresaw his own fate.

FT reports that US is bullying Ukraine to withdraw from the Donbas territory it controls US links security guarantees for Ukraine to peace deal ceding territory - giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/... via @FT

trains are pretty sick! 🤙 #comics #webcomic #art

What do you all think of my Brain Blender? (it's for research purposes).

I have officially surpassed 2000 hours of playtime in Stellaris :3

Boris Johnson and Suella Braverman are constant reminders of just how deeply unimpressive you can be as a human being and still get incredible power - and how useless and complicit our supposed systems of checking are - I don’t give us long

I've been trying to learn the French names of various fish. There's no profit in doing so, it's more what you might call a poisson project.

"my spanish and roman ancestors would never tolerate the presence of numidians and aethopians in their cities" -the world's most historically literate conservative

when he's right he's right

The UK version of “Project 2025” by the Reform party includes a British ICE, a concentration camp for 24,000 people, mass surveillance and withdrawing from refugee, anti-torture and anti-trafficking conventions. It’s on their website. That’s how comfortable fascists are in the UK today.

It's looking more and more like a reverse take-over of the Conservative Party by Nigel Farage.

Good morning! 🪶

The Cass Review isn’t worth much as a document, but it makes a hell of a dress! 👗 New Philosophy Tube in the works and folks, it’s a big one ✨👑 See more pics on my Patreon including all the looks and the live chicken we had on set 🐓 www.patreon.com/posts/148958...

a group of trans women is called a blessing

All the worst Tory MPs just moving to Reform while Labour becomes the Tories is such a miserable vindication of the ratchet effect theory lmao.

He-Man and the Pronouns of the Universe

Morning! #MosaicMonday

I'm not saying that starmer's labour are actively trying to pave the way for reform to win the next election, but i cannot think of how it would look any different if they were...

Thinking about the Labour candidate Starmer pulled away from Farage's constituency because he was making headlines and becoming popular so it was making Keir look bad

Someone on the Minnesota subreddit called Greg Bovino the "one-third reich" and I pulled a muscle laughing. u/SadHat7786 🫡💜

What a stunner she is.

With Trump in the White House, the US can no longer be treated as a reliable ally. Britain must step up fast. His tariffs will hurt the British people. That’s why we’re pushing for a customs union.

Our hard surface artist @brickwork.bsky.social has some important words to share.

More like 20 hours in the last 3 to 4 days Escapism go brrrrrrrrrrrr.....

Had a 12 #Raptor morning, including this beauty #Owls 🪶

I didn't make this, but it needs a reposting.

How Medieval people clean their rusty chainmail

How dare the Coward in the White House undermine the bravery and sacrifice of our British troops.

This random online comment from 2018 remains one of the last half-century's most important works of political commentary. crookedtimber.org/2018/03/21/l...

I actually like how my broken sense of perspective and depth, gives it a right amount of medieval feel.

the fear of 'becoming' a minority is a fear of having to treat Other people as human beings that's what they think hell is a world where they cannot be supreme and untouchable it is also known as material reality

wedding stew 🍲

Good morning! 🪶

Transphobia is a cancer of the heart and mind. It is a useless fear, based on ignorance and cruelty. Trans people are not responsible for a single one of the problems we face. Do the world a favor and grow the fuck up.

I shall bring peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire! But first, we need to blow up this Devouring Swarm Awakened Empire before they eat us!

Finally managed to form the Galactic Imperium in my latest Stellaris game. "All hail the Galactic God-Empress Hydrian Elronmeyer, Eternal Ruler of the Galaxy!"

Speed comic from my break today.