Hmm. Could have sworn there was an actual Diseased condition in D&D5e. Not that this is a problem, as it's going to be purely narrative and only affect an NPC. I'm happy to just make shit up.

The GM and one of the players have checked in with me. There is no interpersonal beef, just a bad combination of my brain and voice comms Lack of visual cues doesn't help, but it's not a group where cameras are practical for all.

I bit the bullet and dropped anyway. Every time I opened my mouth to start my action someone else started talking.

This is not a good night for online TTRPGs. It seems my turns take seconds, and the rest of the players take years. I just want the bad guys to kill my character (which I will regret when I feel better) so I can drop.

Hey Windows users. Microsoft places an un-opt-out-able Global Device ID That can track you even if use a VPN or proxies. And they're happy to give it to the cops. Time to switch to Linux.

Major Aliza Osborn's Loki Prime, 2nd Kell Hounds, circa 3059

... and Kat just handed me a freshly baked apple and blackberry tart.

New #deskbot. Not bad since I placed the order last night.

If you would like a small win for today DRACOREX HOGWARTSIA, a pachycepholasaur, is increasingly agreed to be actually just an adolescent pachycepholasaurus and not a distinct dinosaur. The dinosaur named after that franchise is getting erased from existence BABY

And here it is...

AWOOGA! THE LEGO ALCHEMIST SHOP COMES WITH A MICRO SCALE LEGO BLACKSMITH SHOP! AWOOGA! Yes, this has done us a tremendous happy.

Dear Lego. I am unimpressed at the lack of paper instructions in the Alchemist Shop set. I am further unimpressed that your builder app didn't recognise the QR code. Be glad that it recognised the set number.

Major Alexandra Van Halen's NSR-9J Nightstar, 1st Davion Guards. Operation Bulldog circa 3059.

My office space is too much of a minefield. Heavy footstep causes a small lego model to launch from a shelf. I retrieve most of it. Raksha decides she wants attention so jumps onto the table amid my blimp dwarves I move to remove her, stumble over stuff, she panicks and knocks dwarves flying.

Horse owners, animal staff, neurodivergents, veterans, humans – finally, a consultancy on fireworks! www.gov.uk/government/c...

Well, this was lovely to wake up to!

New Boyz kit revealed. They lookz well 'ard and killy www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articl...

It's cool and overcast today so far... Lovely. And now the cat's yacked up on the paving.

another attack 🪶 (for @lavellyne.bsky.social) #artfight #artfight2026 #teamtragedy

I succumbed today and bought the flying portaloo for my Blimp Dwarves.

Character design for @woj2000.bsky.social 💛

Fucking thanks, dude who staggered sideways into the road while draining a can. Did me a big fucking concern driving.

Planning on painting that 1st Davion Guards Nightstar, and there's a lovely example on Camospecs with the majority blue armour and a thin red and white stripe down the left torso and leg. I'm considering doing that rather than the wider centre torso red-bordered-white stripe. Thoughts?

Seen some youtube thumbnails with Americans reacting to the Farage/Binface thing like "Hey Britain, your democracy is so crazy!" Dear Americans, you've seen your own, right?

Under a Binface government, anyone who doesn’t accept human-made climate change as fact will be sent back to school, from Year 1 right the way to A Levels, to see if anything goes in the second time round. #VoteBinface

Another red day. I'll be requesting an appointment at the docs.

So, I'm guessing all the gammony bulldog boys are going to be flexing their expertise on the Falklands war until the Semi Finals of the 1936 Berlin Olympics?

Live music outside the cricket club.

Checking over my blimp dwarves: One endrinrigger has come off their banana flight stand. This can be de-prioritised as I have sufficient intact ones. Ironclad's flight stand has snapped off. I've glued a KT junk pile from the orks/krieg starter on the base as the keel will wedge nicely in it.

And that, milord, is how I have coffee flavoured compression stockings.

The temperature in the garden is remarkably pleasant. And now Raksha has come out to join us.

When I was basking in the stream from my Aircon.

The Postie man bringeth... Stuff I ordered yesterday afternoon.

OK. So after a bit of research, my Nightstar will be piloted by Major Alexandra Van Halen, 1st Davion Guards. They fought alongside the 2nd Kell Hounds on Yamarovka in Operation Bulldog, so she can be drinking buddies with Aliza.

Ann Widdecombe, 'strong christian values'? Whatever 'values' she held, christian charity, love, respect, were not among them. Amazing how these people are alleged to have allegiance to a dark skinned Palestinian man, while ignoring his teachings, and dehumanising other dark skinned people today.

I have more Battletech en route - Inner Sphere Heavy Battle Lance - to update Aliza's 3059 Kell Hounds lance. New composition: Loki Prime AXM-3S Axman BSW-S2 Bushwacker Hankyu Prime

Just finished assembling my Armageddon box Vanguard veterans. They were remarkably pleasant to build.

PASSAGE: VERGE (1989) 
Acrylic on Canvas - 48" X 36"

 There are other, more metaphysical meanings to be derived from this painting, but at the time I was doing it I had decided to "step off the brink," professionally speaking. 1/2 #art

Reviewing my Space Marine lists: Task Force Cavity Search (Imperial Fists, Firestorm), all Gravis Meme list. I've replaced the second Repulsor and the 3 inceptors (both to buy) with a Land Raider (which I'll also need for Lysander and the Banana Boys, yay model efficiency), but this has issues.

Count Binface merch, and donating 50% to the homeless: www.binfaceshop.co.uk

I fucking hate this. I just went out to retrieve the bin, wearing light, full coverage clothing and a decent hat, and just those couple of minutes just baked the function out of me...

Operation "one size up and dyed purple" Kaftan is a go.

Repost of a private commission from last year, I really had fun illustrating this techpriestess. #art #painting #artist #digitalart #illustration #warhammer #WarhammerCommunity #warhammer40k #commission

Hmm. I need to think up a Nightstar pilot character. Most likely FedCom, and in Task Force Bulldog to hang out with Aliza.

A good day to remind you all that you can spend £5.50 on a 28mm @countbinface.bsky.social model from Troublemaker Games, £3 of which goes to NHS supporting charities Now who is selling some frog faced fiends and a scale model pier for them to fight over? www.troublemakergames.co.uk/product-page...

Today's aesthetic: Kaftan and compression stockings.