"the democrats are doing nothing!!" lmao grow up leftists you and I both know insider trading is not "nothing"

new years thoughts

t4t sex is where the hardest thing in the room is the laughter

ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes! MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes

“oh, i wish there were some kind of punctuation to chain these two sentences together” the humble semicolon:

they’re going to want to kill him for this but he’s so right, individualism as an ideology needs to end

jonathan blowsup

so cold i have to double sock it up. this would make a lesser autist cry, but i am, however, too strong and capable (i have hyposensitivity to being sockless, actually)

In this in-depth interview Billie Jean Sweeney — a former editor at The New York Times — details how the paper shifted towards openly promoting anti-trans hatred, why this was directed from the very top, how some staff pushed back and the immense damage done by the NYT legitimizing bigotry.

lmao jfc

strange to me that dumbing of age is one of the first pieces of (non-focused) media that has multiple characters clearly neurodiverse who are presented with such different traits. it's great, i love it

i think dumbing of age might be the longest webcomic i've ever caught up with. 7 updates a week for over 15 years, jesus christ. it's good though!

any discussion of city transit improvement online ever

In 2026 I’m gonna be less patient and more uh evil

i'm all three, it should be said

blueski wrapped lessgoooo www.madebyolof.com/bluesky-wrap...

"skeets" this, "bleets" that. blueskis. they should be called blueskis, like brewskis

happy new deer everyone!

my steak too buttery. my lobster too juice. is this how it goes? anyways. if you add more lesbians to the world you are a saint and i love you

crazy searches on the internet today

hey baby. wanna pluribus with me? (one of us is absorbed into a complex planet spanning hivemind and the other is a toxic lesbian)

2026 is going to be my year and that is a threat (I listened to Hopes and Dreams on repeat making this)

i have so so so many complicated thoughts on this that all boil down to 'we have to destroy capitalism for our collective sanity'

i want on this list immediately, i fucking love these things. badges of honour

i saw critique of trying to ban these chatbots as being anti-cnc, which taking that argument in good faith i still disagree with, because these chatbots are not approaching cnc with good faith either

what the fuck this is the only good part about this entire movie

2025 was a better year than 2024, but it still wasn't a good year. it was a year with bad and a year with good. i can't wait until i'm old enough for the concept of "life, generally, is decent" to sink in but hey ho we'll fuckin get there eventually.

just a reminder that they tell us vastly more brutalising, dehumanising things on a daily basis, because whilst we see them as evil cruel people, they don't even see us as people.

"targeting minorities is okay as long as it's done through the proper channels" go fuck yourself

didn't think it'd come around this early

I guess I lost track of Brigitte Bardot after my childhood where I learned that she was a famous hot lady from the past and am just catching up on her recent activities of loving animals, hating non-white people and being dead

credit to vince gilligan for, despite everything, making it very difficult to hate the hivemind

there's this stupid, cruel voice in me that wishes this sense of sickness lasts for a long time. because oh, look at me ! i'm eating so little! isn't that good! isn't that fantastic! i'll drop pounds ion no time!!. this voice is a bitch and i hate her

machete would be a beautiful name for a girl

I’m glad I can share sexy gals art cause it’s the only thing preventing me from posting thirst traps

nausea

i think if my own mother is telling me "damn bitch, you live like this?" something's gotta be done

erotica

people who are ONLY into skinny people are so boring. skinny people are sexy don't get me wrong but fat people?? fat people are so fucking hot too

[chaser voice] Tranny dick, or "trick" as I like to call it, can be a bit difficult to work with. Trick-y, some might say.

this violent illness, it's got less hands than before but ouugh

Mass Effect style dialogue wheel except the only dialogue options ever offered are "No, yeah, for sure." and "Damn, that's crazy"

me every fucking day of my life ever

got asked on medium if I think other people have the right to know if the person they're about to get intimate with is cis or trans. And uhh no. you don't have a RIGHT to know a god damn thing about me or anyone else before intimacy - ie an idea you invented to punish trans people specifically.

carol pluribus is such a toxic lesbian. she would love twitter before and after

they don't tell you this but eat soup? sleepy. happens all the time

i lived bitch (violent illness had hands)

post deleted but it’s abolish ICE now and always has needed to happen