Me making my bed: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck. Me laying in it: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

bugs bunny was literally the first guy in drag i ever saw but ok

No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.

OMG A RED ONE

I'm werner herzog and this is jackass

"homeland security" in quotes is fucking killing me

Ticketmaster emails are how I find out an artist I don’t like is playing a place I don’t live

Dog owners when they find out a restaurant doesn’t allow dogs

Curb music plays

I would be a little more forgiving of takes like this if their answer was “address the economic problems that caused people to abandon the system in favor of a new populist far right” and not “be nicer to Nazis who cheered on cruelty to marginalized people” like c’mon man

This is cool. COURIER has created a searchable database with all 20,000 of the files just released from Epstein’s estate. Trump's name appears in them more than anyone else, in 1,628 documents. couriernewsroom.com/news/we-crea...

leftist librarian? nah that’s an anarchivist

To have sex with teenagers I thought that was p obvious

every few years it's revealed that the NYT was sitting on information about some horrific thing that public knowledge of would have changed the country's course and for some reason a ton of people still give them money. you can play those games on other sites

Backstage photos of my outfit for this weekend’s show! I did a tribute to my favorite Talking Heads song, “Nothing but Flowers ”

Happy Taquito Day!! Three years ago I let this guy come inside to stay dry during a storm and luckily he chose to stick around! love my guy 💜

Happy Taquito Day!! Three years ago I let this guy come inside to stay dry during a storm and luckily he chose to stick around! love my guy 💜

incredibly weird thing to post

I would buy you a crunchwrap supreme in any lifetime

The government is tyrant-maxing. It’s giving despot

The pure cowardice of these institutions

yoooooo 🙌

Whoops Don't ya just love live TV?

when i was a kid, maybe 10, i got out of the shower & put my towel on around my neck like superman & ran around the house naked like that & picked up the phone & dialed the operator & when they picked up i said "poopy doopy doo!" & hung up & they called back & told my dad we had "one strike"

is it supposed to do that

you show signs of wanting to change the party for the better and they oust you, this party has learned absolutely nothing from 2016, from 2020, and from 2024 and never will

Get ready for Democrats to remind everyone what it looks like when they decide to oppose someone

No sleep for ICE tonight as activists found their hotel again. Hotel managers have to decide whether that GSA per diem money is worth having their hotel completely surrounded 24/7 by protesters.

Well this is awkward

keep it up: it’s working!!!

Learn from tactics around the world! Reducing the visibility out of riot gear makes it harder for police to victimize people. #Creativity #Protest

who’s there to enforce this lmao

words ain’t workin’.

Every article about the inevitability of AGI

this is a u lock for my family

*youth pastor voice* You know, this all reminds me of a story about another certain Someone with a bit of a praise kink

LA is out here shutting down the streets outside the federal detention center, where those arrested today are currently being held. Feds are not allowing lawyers or family members in to the facility. LA SAYS FUCK ICE!!

Counterpoint: They should take him *out* back, like Old Yeller.

This is what happens when we don't have kink at pride

new pfp (by @ bookhart_ on ig!) from my recent Road House tribute number

hearing the foreman pull on the tail of the parrot steam whistle on friday afternoon before a 3 day weekend, i slide down the back of the brontosaurus i work on top of. the brontosaurus twitches its tail and i careen into a granite quarry pit, killing me instantly

"Pivot to video" all over again.

fellas is it gay to use a straw

capitalism is going to kill us all and destroy our planet if we don't step up and embrace worker solidarity

The absolute fucking cackle I let out at this headline