incredibly weird thing to post

I would buy you a crunchwrap supreme in any lifetime

The government is tyrant-maxing. It’s giving despot

The pure cowardice of these institutions

yoooooo 🙌

Whoops Don't ya just love live TV?

when i was a kid, maybe 10, i got out of the shower & put my towel on around my neck like superman & ran around the house naked like that & picked up the phone & dialed the operator & when they picked up i said "poopy doopy doo!" & hung up & they called back & told my dad we had "one strike"

is it supposed to do that

you show signs of wanting to change the party for the better and they oust you, this party has learned absolutely nothing from 2016, from 2020, and from 2024 and never will

Get ready for Democrats to remind everyone what it looks like when they decide to oppose someone

No sleep for ICE tonight as activists found their hotel again. Hotel managers have to decide whether that GSA per diem money is worth having their hotel completely surrounded 24/7 by protesters.

Well this is awkward

keep it up: it’s working!!!

Learn from tactics around the world! Reducing the visibility out of riot gear makes it harder for police to victimize people. #Creativity #Protest

who’s there to enforce this lmao

words ain’t workin’.

Every article about the inevitability of AGI

this is a u lock for my family

*youth pastor voice* You know, this all reminds me of a story about another certain Someone with a bit of a praise kink

LA is out here shutting down the streets outside the federal detention center, where those arrested today are currently being held. Feds are not allowing lawyers or family members in to the facility. LA SAYS FUCK ICE!!

Counterpoint: They should take him *out* back, like Old Yeller.

This is what happens when we don't have kink at pride

new pfp (by @ bookhart_ on ig!) from my recent Road House tribute number

hearing the foreman pull on the tail of the parrot steam whistle on friday afternoon before a 3 day weekend, i slide down the back of the brontosaurus i work on top of. the brontosaurus twitches its tail and i careen into a granite quarry pit, killing me instantly

"Pivot to video" all over again.

fellas is it gay to use a straw

capitalism is going to kill us all and destroy our planet if we don't step up and embrace worker solidarity

The absolute fucking cackle I let out at this headline

The really funny thing about bluesky is that a lot of the user base could really use a virtual assistant to ask if something’s real or a joke

Taquito

My R.L. DANFORTH'S NON EXPLOSIVE BURNING FLUID IS ACTUALLY QUITE EXPLOSIVE gravestone has a lot of people asking questions already answered by my gravestone

KISS had to make suburban parents think they were literal demons from Hell so those parents' kids wouldn't realize all their songs were called "I'm Goin' Steady with a Rock'n'Roll Gal"

posts like this are why I can’t leave twitter

an entire people is being deliberately starved to death

they’re using this complete fabrication as testing grounds to see if they can get away with this. they’ll start doing this with “antifa” “terrorists” to target any left wing activist if this works

mowed the lawn because I was tired of waiting around for the landlord to do it

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This picture of Whitmer is a legitimately stunningly perfect depiction of the Democratic Party right now. A bunch of fucking cowards capitulating and complying. Secretly totally on board with fascism while hiding behind their labels and “lesser of two evils you have no choice but to vote for me”.

the worst thing is being mad about something you can’t talk about

Kurt Vonnegut man

The democrats’ failure to stop the genocide in Gaza is absolutely unconscionable. Even if you don’t care about Palestinians, they gave us Trump because they didn’t want to pressure Israel to stop the genocide. A moral failure on every possible level.

cool moth I saw today

BRING! IT! BACK!

This healed something in me