"It's only then you realize while you're talking about organizing and committees, the extermination has already begun."

what the actual fuck is going on with this loser fuck opposition party

this is so fucking funny

i did not endure years of the unfunniest people parroting charlie the unicorn for people to now be saying this

lol the shooter has a BLUE SKY ACCOUNT, well here’s one excuse that won’t work:

does will stancil know the shooter was one of his reply guys

Forgot to add this one

“Being rich is not about how much money you have or how many homes you own; it's the freedom to buy any book you want without looking at the price and wondering if you can afford it.” ~ John Waters

Furries will literally assist in pushing the boundaries of space exploration and be like “Soooooo, I did thing. 👉🏻👈🏻”

I'm blockading the straight of hormuz with my FAT ASS

speepy

Opening Wikipedia for ‘Hungary’: quick thread abou

went to urgent care because I was up all night coughing up blood and had a temperature of 103 and the doctor says “try drinking some tea with honey in it.” I gotta get out of portland

happy easter

wow I didn’t know this app was pro-censorship

was just reminded that tomorrow is april fool’s day and especially this year can we just… not, please

friend got a pic! lmao

forgot to take pics in costume before the show (again)

Please enjoy the two minute crucible that is this turtle trying to get on to a log that other turtles are on.

Demon twink final boss

Oh hey look! One of my favorite humans (and one of Portland’s most talented performers) is on Bluesky!

Made a sculpture today

My alabaster milk child Teuton keeps asking for ranch dressing at the caviar factory, it is most epic. The fishmongers despise him.

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i for one am shocked that the "i go in the pool to cool down, why can't my phone?" guy is bad at programming and offloading his job to the anthropic api

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check out my cleaning supplies

couldn’t find Ripley but then I checked the closet

taquito’s face is killing me

Sometimes there will be dog poop in my apartment building's parking lot. And someone will see it and complain management, and then management will email everyone a reminder to pick up after their pets. A few people will feel like they did something, and there will still be shit in the parking lot.

A few photos from the show this weekend 💅

remember will stancil?

“Are you a good enough person to vote for a very bad person?” does seem to put the onus in the wrong place

“aren’t you gonna try to kick the football again, charlie brown?”

my friend said he didn’t want any bday gifts, just a drawing “of something he likes” so I drew this for him

The stancilites found me on Twitter

is there a story behind these?

I want to talk shit about stancil but all my friends are asleep!!!

the new guy has an important role

redacting the perpetrators and doxxing the victims

tonight at the queer event someone was wearing a strap as a chest harness and I almost asked if they were giving piggyback rides

We need to talk about the rise of "smol bean fascism" where you have all the guns and the immunity but the really scary people are the ones with whistles and phone cameras and they're giving you generational trauma and ptsd by filming you killing people for no reason