Gotta be those dry-ass mini donuts they sell in vending machines that are coated in chocolate-adjacent wax.

My receipt drawing has been taped up at Chimborazo NE for eight or nine years now.

Five-pound fine dropped by Sir Watkyn Basset as video evidence surfaces showing no theft of ICE agent's helmet by local man-about-town.

I'm beginning to think that Zuck just got lucky when his college stalking website happened to blow up right when there was an open niche for a digital replacement for the phone book. I'd like to see him explain now exactly what Facebook is even for.

Listened to the real version of U Should Not Be Doing That by Amal and the Sniffers. Devastated that all the strange whooping and cooing noises from the radio version were just censorship and not an intended part of the song.

BREAKING: Donald Trump has written a poem titled "My Darkness" and he will be reciting it from the Rose Garden at 1 PM Eastern Time.

There has never been a time that the Bob Seger Truck Stop Wife tweet has failed to bring me joy, so I share it now here:

The opposite of people who love to post marble statues of women with veiled faces is people who like to post that multi-panel painting of a guy mixing a drink.

It just struck me that newspaper comic strips were sort of proto-posting: you come up with a joke every single day and eventually you either mellow out or become completely insane

My friend got me to watch a few episodes of this and I found it disgusting because I worked with horses for a summer and whenever the horses tails perked up the way these girls' tails often do, it was for shitting. So I couldn't not picture them constantly churning out lumpy horse turds.

Overheard at work: Coworker 1: I've been watching this cartoon, uh, Lower Decks. Have you seen it? Coworker 2: Oh, uh, that Star Trek one? Coworker 1: I don't know.

A guy at this brewpub is wearing a tee shirt with the Hey Dude logo, and I feel like I'm getting a rude awakening about what brewpub culture is

This is my seventh or eighth valentines day in a row making a double batch of cream puffs and in all this time I have never once checked in advance to make sure I have eight eggs.

It's really weird to come back to a recipe online that I've been making for like a decade and see it expanded with added video and backstory and stuff, I need to copy some of these down to notecards or something.

When I first heard the "grab 'em by the pussy" Access Hollywood recording I thought he meant it figuratively, like "arrest their attention by making them feel aroused." But in the years since it has become clear that he does not have that command of metaphor.

The maddening thing about the "drawdown" is that it might be fake to draw people out of hiding, or it might be genuine so they can go try their luck in another city, but most likely, they don't really know or are not all on the same page, and will be doing a half-assed version of both.

Gavin Newsom DESTROYS Trump: "Almost as bad as a homeless guy!"

On the edge of my seat for the latest pie in the sky prediction from a businessman who can't even make a working diner.

Hey so did something happen with AI to make people more scared of it recently? I'm now unplugged enough from non-bluesky social apps to not see what is causing people to talk about it.

Had a job interview today re-applying for a job I almost got last year, and I interviewed with the same people, and they were just like, "hey, how have you been?" and didn't really care about asking normal job interview questions.

It's not only that they're not going after "the worst of the worst" in any way, but their whole approach of going after whoever is easiest, to get their numbers up, means they are punishing the best of the best, the people who are putting in the most effort to follow the rules and do what's right

The village is more important to human beings than the nation. Our towns and neighborhoods are who we are. When the feds come around our neighborhoods stirring up shit with an entire class of people, they've already violated us even before we get to the specific crimes committed by ICE

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You can really tell which commercials got real olympic althletes and which ones hired actors to pretend they can figure skate.

Lol, if deporting people en masse is bad for jobs then why are you doing it again?

Love in the Time of Cholera has gotta be my favorite romance about a guy who would definitely be in the Epstein files.

I'm kind of enjoying the Bad Bunny halftime "controversy." There's something nostalgic about a stupid low-stakes culture wars backlash that doesn't directly involve someone being gunned down in the street.

The real point of this whole operation, as I see it, is to make the US so miserable and unsafe for brown people that they no longer want to be here.

Are there sports guys on here who adopt the annoying too-savvy doomerism of politics guys? Saying stuff like "You really think there's going to be a second half"

I've dumped on LitRPGs in the past, but I admit that I would be intrigued if someone told me about a moderately literary novel modeled after fighting game lore.

the idea that making art is embarrassing if you don't do it well enough to make a career out of it is an objectively harmful and toxic brainworm.

The truly pointless but occasionally still funny exercise of “Imagine The Reaction If An Obama Official Said…” their Super Bowl snack was yogurt

world's least normal man can't just eat chicken wings at a super bowl party while on an all meat diet

wait why wasn't mr peanut banned for taking on the persona of a notorious serial killer

I love how half of Trump’s communications are all about what a shithole every large American city is and half is about how if you don’t love America, you’re a terrorist.

Never Forget

Counterpoint: no serious person in the Twin Cities is worried about any meaningful amount of "destruction" by observers/protestors. Get real.

why is it normal that the president whine about random citizens being losers. how does this not just embarrass everyone. completely child-like behavior

kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them

Everyone who runs for office anywhere in Minnesota for the next decade should be asked, “What did you, personally, do fight ICE and protect your neighbors?”

It turns out that there was a perfectly reasonable explanation. He had wrapped a bunch of tape around his hand to steal coins out of a Salvation Army Santa's donation box, but whirled around too fast and the tape adhered to a professional young woman's backside, which he innocently bumped.

DOCTOR: Your test results are back and it turns out you’re a fucked up mangy bald bird with a big weird nutsack neck. It’s a pretty bad situation. You should check out the great clown, Pagliacci. ME (The Great Clown Pagliacci):

Disgusting. I would have quit immediately after getting to 100.

I honestly do think shaming these people into deleting or retracting anything is hugely important strategically because it deflates their whole mystique that they can do whatever they want no matter how much everyone hates it, which is self-fulfilling

Been on this one for a long time. Also why can't I pay the cost of a movie rental to watch one individual MLB game?

Something I've been trying to impart on people is that the ICE occupation in Minnesota is both an ethnic cleansing and an ideological terror campaign. It's clear that the second part has utterly failed; the community is not terrified. But ICE is now desperately trying to salvage the first part.

I’m on the scene at Franklin and 1st. A convoy of about a couple dozen ICE/HSI agents broke the entryway into an apartment building at 6am. No warrant presented. Less than 24 hours ago, Tom Homan announced the end of large convoys in Minnesota… Bullshit.