BREAKING: This dog is named Susan From Accounting

sometimes i hate it when the algorithm zeroes in on me like sauron's eye on the ring.

jfc

Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.

as a kid growing up right-wing i regularly heard people express their desire for "a government so small I can drown it in the bathtub". imagine my surprise growing up to realize i was the only one who actually believed that.

Blatant attempt to attack reality by the federal government. Meanwhile, judge blocks national guard deployment in Portland, appeal pending. www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...

welcome to the Resistance, psychotically violent fascists who tear gas children

even the coconut crabs that ate her are asking "where are the Epstein files"

it me, it us

Among his many other responsibilities at Adult Swim, my son @crd.bsky.social produces this weird and wonderful show. (Well, maybe experience is a better word.) A heady mix of music and animation. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AnF...

coates is genuinely a generational writer

They erased the new Banksy mural in London. But the stain remains.

well nobody is talking about epstein or Palestine anymore

Tim Walz : trans rights are human rights JB Pritzker : we’re taking names of all you fuckers and coming after you Gavin Newsom : lol my pr firm made another meme while i guest starred on another right wing podcast

This article just reminded me of this old tweet

taking my probiotics with redbull like an adult

The Democratic Party leadership does not believe in the legitimacy of their own party’s primary for the largest city in the USA because they’re Islamophobic and anti-Arab racists who believe Mamdani is an illegitimate upstart who was not supposed to win. They are anti-democratic, in short.

my dad was always saying this

Mask off time

podcast i’m listening to: “so thigh gap discourse came before hotdog legs”

hell yeah, ask him what he thinks about the rizzler

what an oddly specific meme

LOGGING ON

lock her up? lock her up?

Trump was supposed to shatter the child trafficking rings that have dominated global politics and culture for millennia. Instead, he's making sure their leaders get cushy prison upgrades while their attorneys cut deals to protect him.

110% tax on all income over $200k

really appreciating the onion as physical media.

thinking about the fact that mario owning a golden helicopter, a personal hideout, and being willing to imprison an ape indefinitely are some of the very first things we learn about him predating other character traits like "being a plumber" or "luigi"

imagine him passing the time, idly swinging his legs and gazing across the bay at the next city he'll eat

can't wait for the massage robot to murder someone

Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster, the creators of Superman, with Joanne Siegel, the inspiration for Lois Lane. 📷 Steve Schapiro, 1979

Get ready for an amazing show!

Not sure about this new Andrew Cuomo ad

This could fully pass for something on Clickhole, but it’s real, and I love it. Even down to his name.

here come the horny Manchurian candidates killing for waifu

castle wolfenstein, print ad, imagery, apple II (1982) www.mobygames.com/game/3115/ca...