Ikea Mimic IKEA MIMIC

This is covered in the third appendix of the Silmarillion.

ME BIZZARRO GIVE YOU LOTS OF MONEY AND LET YOU HAVE APARTMENT WITH NO QUESTIONS AND NOT BE WEIRD ABOUT PROCESS

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-Vous êtes gentil avec vos vélos, mais comment on fait après une grosse chute de neige? -Copenhague: #holdmyCarlsberg 😎

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Good morning. Here is a thread of canonical Janeway/Paris slashfic.

It is Monday.

Morning! #MosaicMonday

The Power of Poetry.

Happy Birthday sir! 🎂

incredible work by the Forward who found the one Jew in Greenland so they could work the Jewish angle on the Greenland story (spoiler alert: he does not want Trump to take over Greenland)

It is nearly the end of January, and nobody has noticed that I have not taken down the "Sloth Mode" status icon in Slack.

"Fetch boom could falter without wider adoption, Gretchen from Mean Girls warns"

hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca

What I continue to remain shocked by, possibly unduly, is how hard capitalism punished ordinary workers for cutting corners and doing the bare minimum for decades, and now it's totally pivoted to telling us cheating is cool.

Please don't ask me why my brain works like this, because I don't have an answer

not my house, but I know my way around

Ikea says you can't play The Floor Is Lava

🎵Iä Yog-Sothoth Neblod zin Neblod zin Iä Yog-Sothoth Neblod zin Cthulhu ftaghn Ftaghn R'lyeh Iä Yog-Sothoth neblod zin🎵

It is 2019... It is 2021... It is 2022... It is 2025... It is 2026...

all this is both foolish and unnecessary

higgledy-piggledy whale statements

Let’s make 2026 the year we erase the song Imagine from the collective consciousness

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

Late-breaking news on a Friday that doesn't suck and is actually welcome. Didn't think that was something we could do.

It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.

SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going— SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti— SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE

The 2:18 train will arrive at 2:30, the 2:25 train will arrive at 2:35, the 2:30 train will arrive at 2:40, and rumors of the 2:40 train are seditious and forbidden.

Frank Gehry will be laid to rest in a polished copper mausoleum evocative of a nautilus shell, festooned with overlapping parabolic surfaces which will focus sunlight on adjacent graves, melting them into slag.

all my apes, raptured

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I know it was you, Charlie Brown. You broke my heart. You broke my heart.

This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu

Regret to report that Google Calendar assumes the Gregorian calendar has been in use since the dawn of time.

Failed the Little Drummer Boy Challenge two weeks before Thanksgiving thanks to an Etsy ad on Youtube. Jerks.

The amount of stupidly needless and needlessly stupid applications of this dumbass technology is legitimately impressive, like they’re TRYING to be terrible. It’s possible that sometimes something actually helpful is stumbled upon and that person gets yelled at

DB Cooper was the Lindbergh Baby.

[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison] 🎵Baba Yaga 🎵Walking down the street 🎵Baba Yaga 🎵House with chicken feet 🎵Baba Yaga

Also, very important:

Was having sex in the blue whale wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you I gotta plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all that that sort of thing was frowned upon. Because I’ve worked in a lot of museums and I tell you people do that all the time.

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

Thread: $TSLA isn't a legitimate business; it's a charismatic death cult. Or an elaborate con job. Or both. Probably both.