I would not altogether mind a five-year free subscription to the Lemon Of The Day Club.

Throwback to when a TV station in Iceland accidentally aired an episode of Teletubbies with subtitles from the Sopranos 👌🏼

No. NO. Absolutely not. No. Also, no.

The robot horse has clearly not paid attention to the last thirty years.

Why are they trying so hard to ignore everything in front of their faces? What a waste of everyone’s time bsky.app/profile/park...

For the first time in my life, I wasn't sure if I should be hearing a groundhog doctor speaking with the voice of Vincent Price, David Warner, or Kelsey Grammer.

When exactly did ostensible adults working in politics start talking like incel kids on 4chan? Has it just been a slow creep since 2015/2016, or was this a coordinated decision?

You can show me all the charts you want saying the economy is fine but if Serpentor is selling his throne because it won't fit into his new studio apartment, shit is not fine

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

I was going to say that I've logged multiple similar "mostly successful" missions in Kerbal Space Program, but in general if I've been able to get something to leave an orbital or suborbital trajectory in the right direction, it's been able to land safely.

I'd REALLY appreciate it if anyone who sees this would try out my text generators so I can iron out any remaining bugs. Please, and thank you! trek.epicrandomness.com

That's right

It seems like it wasn't that long ago that B&N had a strategy of building multiple shops close to independent bookstores and squeezing them out of business. And within a decade, closed many of those branches, leaving several neighborhoods without any bookstores.

He reads the silly post He reads the scoldy post He reads the jokey post And the pedantic post He reads the posts that remind him of the bad site He reads the posts that remind him of the worst site Don’t screenshot that, troll behavior

hey john. its your cousin marvin. marvin cage! you know that new sound youve been looking for? well listen to this *hangs up phone*

5/15/26

All cars should be no bigger than Smart cars and have a max speed of 25mph. I don't propose this out of environmental or safety concerns, I just think it would be funny and upset a lot of people I don't like.

it took me too long to realize that this was "horseshit" censored and not new slang i didn't know about yet where "horses" meant bad

*Dodges the train at La Ciotat*

"Uhhhh, yeah, uh, so I though, uh, I thought we'd maybe, like, sell a lot of Funko Pops or some shit, y'know?"

I've seen mechanical coin banks like this.

Pretty sure this is how Eleanor of Aquitaine got her job too. 👑

Thou art too damned jolly. Sail on.

There is never a time when any of those things are not absolutely and unambiguously relevant.

W/O downloading anything new, where are you mentally?

I shouldn't know who the Postmaster General is, much less want to [REDACTED] vultures.

I'm listening to RFK Jr's Congressional hearing, and he's making breathing sounds into the mic when others are talking, and it's horrible.

we all know I have no life, so:

[louder, as if that'll improve reception] THE BLUESKY DEVS WOULD BE VERY UPSET BY YOUR JOKES ABOUT VIBE CODING IF THEY COULD LOAD YOUR POSTS

Yeah, it had *better* run.

It annoys me that AI slop, specifically, has ruined the niche of the quick photoshop joke. Just an utter flood of garbage unleashed by removing the barrier of "spend a couple hours learning how a piece of software works".

Palantir are about six months away from ordering their employees to leave audio logs scattered around their offices

They're cowards for not doing this.

I will not contemplate this Orb.

I shouldn't even know who the OMB director is, let alone want to [REDACTED] until they're [REDACTED] enough to [REDACTED] bathtub drain.

Slander. Godzilla knows better than to go to Olive Garden. He frequents a hole-in-the-wall checkered tablecloth place on Arthur Avenue which used to be a mob front until internet gambling cut into their margins and made bucatini all'amatriciana more profitable.

"Stop! Collaborate and listen!"

Henry VIII wrote Greensleeves as a means of alerting his subjects that ice cream was nearby

It's a remake of Andy Warhol's _Sleep_ (1964), set in an ICU ward.

Highlander 2 wasn't that much worse than Highlander.

hell yeah www.youtube.com/watch?v=voqC...

I'm not sure if I'm living my life right or wrong that I don't find myself both handcuffed and wearing a French-cuffed shirt regularly enough that I need an accessory designed for exactly that situation.