Eli Balin
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Maybe It Will Happen Today
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GREJSIMOJS pouffe with storage, yellow
GREJSIMOJS pouffe with storage, yellow A pouffe with storage that suits both children's rooms and living rooms. When not gobbling up toys, children can sit on it or adults can use it as a footstool. T...
https://www.ikea.com/us/en/p/grejsimojs-pouffe-with-storage-yellow-30603645/
11 days ago
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This is covered in the third appendix of the Silmarillion.
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11 days ago
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ME BIZZARRO GIVE YOU LOTS OF MONEY AND LET YOU HAVE APARTMENT WITH NO QUESTIONS AND NOT BE WEIRD ABOUT PROCESS
14 days ago
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ViSiT tHe F̶̡̡̧͙̞̖̪̲͈͓͖̙͕̫͍̰͎̲̖͉͈̠̑͜A̸̜͎̻͑̔͊͊̌͌̉́̐̎̕͘͠R̶̨̧̢̨̤̭͙̯̱̤͔̤͎͍͖̤̥̤̭̻͇̬̾̓̓̈̀̇̈́̈́̈́́̚ͅM̵̡̱̤̖̦̭͚̹̾̽͐
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Albert Lechat
18 days ago
-Vous êtes gentil avec vos vélos, mais comment on fait après une grosse chute de neige? -Copenhague:
#holdmyCarlsberg
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25 days ago
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Good morning. Here is a thread of canonical Janeway/Paris slashfic.
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27 days ago
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It is Monday.
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30 days ago
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Fishbourne Roman Palace
about 1 month ago
Morning!
#MosaicMonday
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Jillian
about 1 month ago
The Power of Poetry.
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AV🕯️ Ctrl+Alt+Del
about 1 month ago
Happy Birthday sir! 🎂
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Sam Brody
about 1 month ago
incredible work by the Forward who found the one Jew in Greenland so they could work the Jewish angle on the Greenland story (spoiler alert: he does not want Trump to take over Greenland)
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Greenland’s only Jew hears a familiar pattern in Trump’s annexation talk
Paul Cohen, Greenland’s only Jew, explains how Jewish history shapes his response to Trump’s renewed talk of annexing the island.
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It is nearly the end of January, and nobody has noticed that I have not taken down the "Sloth Mode" status icon in Slack.
about 1 month ago
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Dan Whitehead
about 1 month ago
"Fetch boom could falter without wider adoption, Gretchen from Mean Girls warns"
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Notorious RBMK
about 1 month ago
hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca
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Small Robots
about 1 month ago
What I continue to remain shocked by, possibly unduly, is how hard capitalism punished ordinary workers for cutting corners and doing the bare minimum for decades, and now it's totally pivoted to telling us cheating is cool.
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🏳️⚧️Josephine "beckbook.com" Riesman
about 1 month ago
Please don't ask me why my brain works like this, because I don't have an answer
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not my house, but I know my way around
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"When that Man is Dead and Gone" (1941) Anti-Hitler Song by Irving Berlin - Live at Joe's Pub
YouTube video by Lizzy & the Triggermen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UM1Rn3PD3Z0
about 2 months ago
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Ikea says you can't play The Floor Is Lava
about 2 months ago
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🎵Iä Yog-Sothoth Neblod zin Neblod zin Iä Yog-Sothoth Neblod zin Cthulhu ftaghn Ftaghn R'lyeh Iä Yog-Sothoth neblod zin🎵
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about 2 months ago
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It is 2019... It is 2021... It is 2022... It is 2025... It is 2026...
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about 2 months ago
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Moby Dick
about 2 months ago
all this is both foolish and unnecessary
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Moby Dick
about 2 months ago
higgledy-piggledy whale statements
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Paul F. Tompkins
about 2 months ago
Let’s make 2026 the year we erase the song Imagine from the collective consciousness
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James Vincent
about 2 months ago
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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2 months ago
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Late-breaking news on a Friday that doesn't suck and is actually welcome. Didn't think that was something we could do.
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2 months ago
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Erika Hall
2 months ago
It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
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Charles Louis Richter
3 months ago
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going— SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti— SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
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The 2:18 train will arrive at 2:30, the 2:25 train will arrive at 2:35, the 2:30 train will arrive at 2:40, and rumors of the 2:40 train are seditious and forbidden.
3 months ago
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Frank Gehry will be laid to rest in a polished copper mausoleum evocative of a nautilus shell, festooned with overlapping parabolic surfaces which will focus sunlight on adjacent graves, melting them into slag.
3 months ago
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all my apes, raptured
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3 months ago
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Star Trek Minus Context
3 months ago
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins
3 months ago
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I know it was you, Charlie Brown. You broke my heart. You broke my heart.
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3 months ago
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Matt Thrower
3 months ago
This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu
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Regret to report that Google Calendar assumes the Gregorian calendar has been in use since the dawn of time.
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3 months ago
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Failed the Little Drummer Boy Challenge two weeks before Thanksgiving thanks to an Etsy ad on Youtube. Jerks.
3 months ago
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Paul F. Tompkins
3 months ago
The amount of stupidly needless and needlessly stupid applications of this dumbass technology is legitimately impressive, like they’re TRYING to be terrible. It’s possible that sometimes something actually helpful is stumbled upon and that person gets yelled at
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DB Cooper was the Lindbergh Baby.
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3 months ago
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'i will strangle a horse' on itch.io
3 months ago
[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison] 🎵Baba Yaga 🎵Walking down the street 🎵Baba Yaga 🎵House with chicken feet 🎵Baba Yaga
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Jess Nevins
3 months ago
Also, very important:
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Rhett Derrick
3 months ago
Was having sex in the blue whale wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you I gotta plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all that that sort of thing was frowned upon. Because I’ve worked in a lot of museums and I tell you people do that all the time.
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The Onion
4 months ago
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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your #3 source for absurdist true crime 🔨
4 months ago
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Thread: $TSLA isn't a legitimate business; it's a charismatic death cult. Or an elaborate con job. Or both. Probably both.
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