They're cowards for not doing this.

I will not contemplate this Orb.

I shouldn't even know who the OMB director is, let alone want to [REDACTED] until they're [REDACTED] enough to [REDACTED] bathtub drain.

Slander. Godzilla knows better than to go to Olive Garden. He frequents a hole-in-the-wall checkered tablecloth place on Arthur Avenue which used to be a mob front until internet gambling cut into their margins and made bucatini all'amatriciana more profitable.

"Stop! Collaborate and listen!"

Henry VIII wrote Greensleeves as a means of alerting his subjects that ice cream was nearby

It's a remake of Andy Warhol's _Sleep_ (1964), set in an ICU ward.

Highlander 2 wasn't that much worse than Highlander.

hell yeah www.youtube.com/watch?v=voqC...

I'm not sure if I'm living my life right or wrong that I don't find myself both handcuffed and wearing a French-cuffed shirt regularly enough that I need an accessory designed for exactly that situation.

WE!! WILL!! BURY!! YOU!! WE!! WILL!! BURY!! YOU!!!!

Pete Hegseth Replaces Top General With Horse That Drinks Beer https://theonion.com/pete-hegseth-replaces-top-general-with-horse-that-drinks-beer/

But have you seen it in the original Klingon? youtu.be/MA_v0YMPN9c?...

Intended specifically for powering fractal woodburning irons.

Yeah, he's somehow perma'd Hover, so he can completely evade Moby Dick's Tail Slap PBAoE attack. Totally OP. Only counter is Harpoon Snare, which has like a one in a million chance of hitting, unless Ahab's been debuffed by Hubris.

What’s the matter with you? What’s the matter with you, shipmate?

Pondering the Epic of Gilgamesh, a 4000 year-old poem famously lacking in themes of loss, trauma, and the value of one's own legacy.

Jinmen-seki-kun, the mascot of Iki City in Nagasaki, is based on the a "human-faced stone" unearthed from Yayoi period ruins. His special skill is making children cry. He may look tough on the outside, but he's actually rather sensitive.

My Ides of March fun fact is that the place where Caesar was stabbed is now a cat sanctuary, and I think it’s beautiful that creatures with tiny knives on their feet live there

Happy Ides of March to all who celebrate.

I like the response to this one.

The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit

Potoooooooo was an 18th-century British racehorse whose name was pronounced like “Potatoes” (Pot-eight-Os). [en.wikipedia.org]

Fucking peta’Qs out here skimming the reading is why we’re here. None of you honorless motherfuckers will see the gates of sto’vo’kor, and I will pave the path to grethor with your ashes.

Drinking what purports to be the blend of tea served on RMS Titanic, for the zeitgeist.

This is the first thing I said after waking up this morning.

Caligula, the commonly-known nickname for Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus, can be loosely translated as "Bootsy".

I was preparing to hear some good stories about whaling

I'd like to think that the "bunch of calls w/Newson" were to ask if the refrigerator was running or if he had Prince Albert in a can.

Ikea Mimic IKEA MIMIC

This is covered in the third appendix of the Silmarillion.

ME BIZZARRO GIVE YOU LOTS OF MONEY AND LET YOU HAVE APARTMENT WITH NO QUESTIONS AND NOT BE WEIRD ABOUT PROCESS

ViSiT tHe F̶̡̡̧͙̞̖̪̲͈͓͖̙͕̫͍̰͎̲̖͉͈̠̑͜A̸̜͎̻͑̔͊͊̌͌̉́̐̎̕͘͠R̶̨̧̢̨̤̭͙̯̱̤͔̤͎͍͖̤̥̤̭̻͇̬̾̓̓̈̀̇̈́̈́̈́́̚ͅM̵̡̱̤̖̦̭͚̹̾̽͐

-Vous êtes gentil avec vos vélos, mais comment on fait après une grosse chute de neige? -Copenhague: #holdmyCarlsberg 😎

NO

Good morning. Here is a thread of canonical Janeway/Paris slashfic.

It is Monday.

Morning! #MosaicMonday

The Power of Poetry.

Happy Birthday sir! 🎂

incredible work by the Forward who found the one Jew in Greenland so they could work the Jewish angle on the Greenland story (spoiler alert: he does not want Trump to take over Greenland)

It is nearly the end of January, and nobody has noticed that I have not taken down the "Sloth Mode" status icon in Slack.

"Fetch boom could falter without wider adoption, Gretchen from Mean Girls warns"