When I was in 8th grade my school put out a "literary magazine" and my favorite contribution was a poem by a 4th grader named P. DiMauro that went: "I'm bigger So you have to do What I say" Anyway I think that kind of sums up the day's news

I have one of those faces

The books I've enjoyed reading most in 2025 include: The Moustache by Emmanuel Carrère - A fantastic, closely observed and disquieting portrait of a mind spiralling out of control, catalysed by the decision to shave off a moustache.

My 2026 new year's resolution is to become part of a throuple: a threatening couple

My 2026 new year's resolution is to become part of a throuple: a threatening couple

You have the right to remain salient

The books I've enjoyed reading most in 2025 include: The Moustache by Emmanuel Carrère - A fantastic, closely observed and disquieting portrait of a mind spiralling out of control, catalysed by the decision to shave off a moustache.

I am interested in this sport

Merry Christmas dickheads

Hell Or High Water is on iplayer, an excellent movie

humans are the animal that finds it hardest to get to sleep (not counting sheep)

Never cover a judge in books

Basic dumbass. Looks like shit. Often mistaken for broken-ass garbage on the ground because it's too lazy to fly. Easily identifiable by central American passersby giving it the finger. Song is plagiarized. We almost forgot to put it ihere until Stacey was like "oh what about that little asshole"

It's time once again to post the greatest Christmas cracker joke I've ever received

Get bog body ready

PSA: How to pleasure a woman

humans are the animal that finds it hardest to get to sleep (not counting sheep)

the avatar movies teach us the valuable lesson that bad people are bad

they should make a lady marmalade but for men. man marmalade

two people think they have swapped bodies but it turns out everyone is just humouring them

The England cricket team at Noosa is giving Weak Men At Bernie's vibes

Anyone on here interested in cross stitch? My wife Han has created some cute pattern designs we are giving away for zero monies. Also you can buy cross stitch/embroidery threads from us these days too, if you're mainland UK. Patterns free for all. www.hobbies2me.com/collections/...

I've been thinking about this a lot and realise that it's essentially the opposite of imposter syndrome.

Anyone on here interested in cross stitch? My wife Han has created some cute pattern designs we are giving away for zero monies. Also you can buy cross stitch/embroidery threads from us these days too, if you're mainland UK. Patterns free for all. www.hobbies2me.com/collections/...

I don't mean to make light of this, but I'm pretty sure they actually call him 'the Doctor'

I'm after recommendations of good non-fiction audiobooks. Any stand out titles you think I might dig?

So sorry to hear the sad news that Batman smells.

Get bog body ready

I'm sick of people calling LPs "vinyls". They need to start referring to them by their proper name: platters

In these days of wild weather and heavy rain, my message to all of you out there is: Drive slowly you stupid cunts you are soaking pedestrians

If anyone uses the phrase "spooky season" they should be immediately fined £1000

Grammar is the difference between helping your uncle jack off a horse and helping your Uncle Jack fuck a horse

Jive Bunny had so many good tunes, he could have released any one of them as a single instead of that one epic track

Kurt Schwitters Abstraction 45 Sphere Dress 1922

Glass bottomed girls you make the rockin world go round

The British version of To Catch A Predator was called Impaedophile

"Call me Moby-Dick, the famous whale."

If anyone uses the phrase "spooky season" they should be immediately fined £1000

Westworld should have been called Cowboy Builders

Westworld should have been called Cowboy Builders

It's #buyastrangerabook day today! Things like this happen. I shall be starting very soon. Do you want to #buyastrangerabook? www.biggreenbookshop.com/stuff-you-mi...

Rewatching Adaptation for the first time in many years. Such an excellent film.

To whom it may concern My deepest condolences

I hope this ishmael finds you whale

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“Bake me a cake as fast as you can” is an unhinged demand.

One of the things that confounds me about the UK is that no one seems to think that calling aristocrats by their made up titles is insane. The Earl of Essex? Piss off, Paul. Why not ignore this ludicrous anti-democratic bollocks and call these cunts by their real names?

robot hams

robot hams

Someone blocked me after seeing this, which is fair enough