So I said look buddy your car was upside down when I got here, and as for your grandma, she shouldn't have mouthed off to me like that!

Mitch Marner good lord, a crazy good play.

Macklin! Let's go! What a moment for the young guy

Love CBC Gem. Amazing for it not to work right now, crazy to think the whole of Canada is wanting to watch NHL players in the Olympics for the first time in a long time and they didn't prepare for this.

JJ McCullogh is maybe our dumbest "thinker" in Canada. And that's saying a lot. The amount of air time his dumb takes get is ridiculous. Like in what world does this man think this is possible?

some of the very real, specific harm perpetuated by Grok and Elon Musk’s nonconensual porn machine: www.404media.co/grok-nudify-...

"I was cancelled by (BLANK) for (verb) (Object) is not racist" an Op-Ed by (WHITE MAN FIRST NAME)(WHITE MAN LAST NAME) *add in the stupiest dissappointed profile you can think of in the corner*

Fucking awful

FIFA hosting a World Cup under controversial times and places with controversial and straight up authoritarians is just par for the course for FIFA. I hate that the American media calls it "weird" when it's pretty normal for them

Hockey needs a Puskas award, this would be a top contender

Lord, I see what you've done for others. It’s real sick shit, frankly. You belong in jail.

Goodreads is a good app to tell you which of your friends is really going through it

i have said this before but if you are actually interested in influencing people beyond a narrow circle of too-online journalists you will be making direct to camera videos on tiktok, instagram and youtube. if you primarily post on text-based social media then you're just dicking around.

It was pretty bad, but how is THAT the final straw for you Mick?

The relationship between Alex Turner and Alexa Chung

Please do not get riled up from the conservative think tank Institute for Family Studies who think bigger families solve everything not just masculinity. Taking this seriously is internet self harm. Might as well get angry about a FOX News tweet

A truly insane essay. How hard is it to say that Kirk's whole schtick was get people angry and that he was a provocatour, he didn't care for good faith politics he just wanted to "trigger the libs" and get people riled up. You can decry political violence while also stating the truth

let’s hear your hottest and most controversial thanksgiving food takes

It's very telling that the far left refuses to support huge pieces of shit who everyone hates

I'm sorry I'll say it, American Idiot the song, and the album, kinda sucks. It was ok at the time, but the more I'm away from it, it's not that good.

Grounds for divorce imo

This is straight FACTS as someone who married their 92% match

Online dating fell off when we switched to swipes and everyone quit OKCupid. Because those match question were outstanding indicators of a lot. I'd see dudes on there I knew and was like, "Oh yeah, we get along 65%" Learned my sweet spot is about 80-85%

You don't have to share bad Substack takes, you know. Very easy to just...not

I was ready to read this in good faith and then they said some things I was like "Hmm that's not cool" but then it turned into a boring Esquire ramblings of a guy saying very basic things. I don't think this a piece to mad about, but also not a piece to take a whole lot out of either.

Pedro Pascal: Ooooh Wanna Kiss Kiss Kiss! Mwah Mwah! Smoochie Smoochie!

Since Pedro is everywhere lately, here's my plea about people writing about Pedro Pascal. Let's be real here. theferdinand.substack.com/p/pedro-pasc...

Looks amazing, I'm sure the plot is gonna shit again tho

Hulk Hogan getting booed to oblivion in his last appearance in WWE. youtu.be/FuMrADTB-wY?...

Hulk Hogan died? Oh damn. Well RIP Ozzy, gone too soon!

The trick is to say you were a red blooded Republican before the party lost you, now you're an enlightened centrist

A huge indictment of how pathetic the Democratic response has been: even Doug Ford, a pea-brained rightwing lummox hoser who had to be shown how to use a laptop three years into his first term as Premier of Ontario, is doing a better job standing up to Trump (who is his hero!)

This is so goddamn funny

I wrote a review of A COMPLETE UNKNOWN: the brand new Bob Dylan bio pic. And I guarantee you it is totally unlike any other critique of the film that you are ever going to run in to. merrillmarkoe.substack.com/p/a-complete...

Straight up adults getting bent out of shape because noted conservative Wayne Gretzky was hanging out with Trump, please go outside. Just assume all hockey players are conservative. Geesh

Wrote about Justin Baldoni and hopefully the end of hero worship of the most liberal of male feminists. What are your opinions on male feminists as a whole? https://open.substack.com/pub/theferdinand/p/justin-baldoni-and-male-feminists

People are leaving Twitter because it’s not fun anymore and no one is obligated to be on a platform they don’t enjoy. It’s not rocket science.

Massive away win for the little fella.

I think Michael Jordan would be so annoyed by this dude that he would make Elon cry

My take at the moment is: screenshots from Twitter because news breaks and important stuff is in fact said there = okay Twitter screenshots of the worst take the world has ever seen version 768.0 to get engagement here = bad

one of the most special things about attending an nfl game in person is that if the home team wins, they open up all the exits and let all the fans go home. nothing like sleeping in your own bed

"To be as clear as I can be, the second Trump administration with Elon Musk embedded within it represents the most direct and sustained threat to the First Amendment and the freedom of the press any of us will ever experience."

Shit I can't believe they did it. They stole R&T's Patriot Z right from underneath us.

Insane how many articles we’ve gotten about trans rights going too far when the anti-trans movement is constantly announcing that they want to banish a tiny, marginalized group from public life

It's not enough to be right, you also have to be cool, or else you're just annoying