This is so spot on

🎶🎵If he drives you to the criming he’s a fed If he drives you to the criming he’s a fed If he drives you to the criming And his posts are gross and slimy If he drives you to the criming he’s a fed🎵🎶

it's 2026. PC Gamer is doing journalism while actual news outlets post more transphobia. a sandwich costs $16 or five easy payments of $5 with SandoLoan

It would be refreshing if we found out one thing--just ONE thing--from the Epstein files that doesn't make me think Trump walked into the cell himself with a big ol' fluffy pillow.

happy kakapo fuck season to all who celebrate (aka the kakapo)

This is a much better video AND!!! an important correction to my alt text on the prior post: they are signing in PRSL, not ASL! youtu.be/tJBOg860IWE

Ring has done this before. They partner with cops, get backlash, withdraw a bit, wait for it to calm down, and then go right back to working with cops. Don't believe this spin. www.theverge.com/news/878447/...

If you are grandfathered in to Ring you can turn off all the settings for Police and “pet” surveillance permissions, which are of course default on. Control Center —> public safety and Control Center —> Search Party (this is the one from the Super Bowl ad)

This is really, really dark. www.wsj.com/world/middle...

American politics is a seesaw driven by the biggest dipshits you’ve ever met it’s just this comic over and over and over again, forever

Fuck it, let's send Cuba aid ourselves. Help establish the flotilla headed for Cuba and stock it full of supplies and much needed help!! act.progressive.international/flotilla/

You know its bad when local news drops the passive voice wtop.com/dc/2026/02/u...

I don’t think the rubes are ready for us to hate them as much as they hate us.

Cancel your Nitro. Keep bullying them.

Early, non-mRNA Covid vaccines from AstraZeneca and J&J had rare side effects--deadly blood clots and bleeding--that led to their discontinuance and fed anti-vaxx beliefs. Now researchers have ID'd the cause, which may make safer future vaxxes of this type, esp. a new Ebola vaccine.

This is a fascinating conversation, but THIS: “The literacy crisis is manifold and probably responsible for the dramatic dissolution of American democracy, but I do not think one horny movie adaptation should be held up as a symbol of this human tragedy.“ www.vulture.com/article/dont...

Everybody stop what you're doing and look at this cat I'm sitting

easy slogan for the next democratic presidential candidate is “i will reform the corrupt supreme court and repeal citizens united”

This is a brilliant idea.

Oh for fuck sake. How is anyone still falling for this bullshit? You can’t just dig tunnels in Florida. Our unofficial state fish is the sink hole. Anyway. RIP Harry Potter land, swallowed by Elon Musk’s giant unfinished hole in the ground probably.

Upsetting flatware continued

He got out after 3 months in an ICE gulag.

On the most recent episode of @trashfuture.bsky.social, Riley coins the term "Epsteinist" for the politics of profiting from managed decline and the promotion of that decline, and I think it should catch on.

“.. Virtually all the employment growth in America, once again, can be explained by healthcare and social assistance.” - @weisenthal.bsky.social #NFP

The incredible @saulelbein.bsky.social reported this harrowing, vitally important story for us. It’s just the beginning.

Here’s how to set your pronouns on the new labeler

jobs numbers are due aren't they?

only i am courageous enough to say this. the UK should be abolished with total political power given to only the trans people on TERF island. the cis anglos there have shown themselves unfit to govern due to their violent predilection for colonialism & bog body dispositions.

Worth noting that this also effectively disenfranchises most trans people.

Starting Thursday, the Indiana Bureau of Motor Vehicles will no longer provide customers with the option to change their gender on their Indiana credential by using a court-ordered gender change or physician statement. indianacapitalchroni... #transgender #trans #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA

The entire purpose of the SAVE Act is to make sure trans people and married women can no longer vote. That's it.

clinton's horribleness was a choice, not an electoral necessity.

Kinda Fucked Up that in our lifetimes we've gone from "never share personal info on the internet" to "hand over your identity to the most incompetent corporations imaginable".

I'm now available for hire for New Canadian Counseling / Services de Conseil pour les Nouveaux Canadiens. Roll up your rims and keep your sticks on the ice: we've got a lot of Heritage Minutes to watch.

Reminder that we can submit support tickets. support.discord.com

part of the horror watching people slip n slide right into hardcore zero tolerance asceticism regarding controlled substances is also seeing what it's like in societies that really demonize drugs like in korea people have committed suicide over weed charges you do not want that here!

Hard to know what to say, beyond “the villains perpetrating this cruelty must be punished,” but nothing further really needs said

this is ridiculous, I'm going to keep all my banking on x, the everything app

Breaking: Trump told Palm Beach police chief 'everyone' knew about Epstein and 'evil' Maxwell www.miamiherald.com/news/politic...

Anti-abortion groups are trying to force the public release of Indiana's pregnancy termination records, even though the state has a near-total abortion ban. Why? They want to expose abortion seekers and providers to public harassment. My latest for @truthout.org: truthout.org/articles/ant...

In an alarming development, it appears the UK Government covered up a massive spike in trans youth suicides after restrictions. Then covered it up again when caught. Now, after fighting for years, the data is public: trans suicide increased 5x in the country. Subscribe to support our journalism.

It appears Discord is now preventing people from cancelling their Nitro in response to its introduction of age verification worldwide

if i know discord for anything is that they can and will pussy out if people bully them enough for something. get fucking loud about this

Every Super Bowl ad was just “HEY REMEMBER THIS SHIT? HUH? YOU REMEMBER THE POP CULTURE YOU CONSUMED THAT ONE TIME IN YOUR LIFE WHEN NOT ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING FUCKING SUCKED. REMEMBER THAT?? brought to you by a company causing your electric bill to increase 287%”

Bad Bunny gave an inspiring and sexy celebration of America while a pre-taped Kid Rock has calves like a child who goes to the nurse’s office every day during PE.

Keep seeing the misinformation that this was Liam on here--has been reported that it was not

Yeah I’m looking for my dog (girlfriend who has a restraining order against me and she has a dog) and here’s the picture of the dog (she walks this dog and I can use it to figure out her schedule) thanks for sending all footage my way

By contrast, the CBC's subtitles for its Olympic coverage are normal and usable.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! EAT SHIT PATRIOTS!

It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."