[after reading exactly one work email] i am going to go lie face down in the parking lot

“My anxiety is manageable” *gets so stressed out over the idea of buying a steam deck on sale I have to lay down*

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White people with dreads should not be allowed public access. Like house pets, don’t let them in businesses

Jaw dropping face reveal oh my god

Anyway my my great grandma (after he shot her) divorced my POS abusive great grandpa who later got ran over by a car and died. People celebrated. My grandma was better off once he was dead. Just a family anecdote.

“Don’t you feel bad for his kids at least” No I don’t. Especially not his daughter. Who he repeatedly said shouldn’t be able to have an abortion even if she was raped

I have no idea what white people are talking about right now. The warnings that the fascists will "use this" to do more violence. WHAT WON'T THEY USE? You've watched them deploy the US military on US soil using bullshit pretexts. What even are you talking about?

Reposting just to make Jason Lee Van Dyke cry more. Need a Court-Appointed Lawyer in North Texas? You Might Get One With a White Nationalist Tattoo. thebarbedwire.com/2025/08/22/c...

Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it

you’ll never believe this but someone gave carly rae jepsen a sword at the emotion 10 year anniversary show

My minis looks so fucking good so far so if the paint job looks bad everyone has to just pretend it looks really good or I will weaponize my BPD to everyone’s detriment

It looks like brought out the big guns for the lawsuit

At this point I don’t even want to paint my minis I just want to sand and glue them that’s it.

If big challenges wore pants would he wear them like this or like this

NEVER KILL YOURSELF

HIGH FIVING IS GAY!!!! LETS GOOOOOOOOOO

I can’t believe all these rabbis are antisemitic

Got called neurotypical yesterday in discord looks like 300mg of Effexor WORKS

I WILL BE SAT AND SILENT ROW 3 ALAMO DRAFTHOUSE BY MYSELF IF NEED BE

we need to increase immigration. we have not replaced enough white people yet

This is all I’m going to think about all month

no more posting about any of those “writing routines of famous writers” unless it’s Edmund White’s

Okay so “Keep Austin Weird” is less and less true every day I see a Cybertruck. New idea: “Keep Austin Cringe.”

Can someone let me hold $4000 I went to a new neurologist and my insurance doesn’t cover medications

“Can you make him look more fucked up?” I’m the perfect tattoo client

Watched Conclave last night and then the pope died. It’s like a movie night prophesy was fulfilled.

i often see things that make me say "this is the most Boston thing I have ever seen in my life" but i think this one might have swept them all

Abelard Old Man Yaoi WHERE

Calling myself part of the “crew” every time I get on a plane from now on

My roommate just said she doesn’t want to get colonoscopies together I am looking for new housing I can’t live like this

Went to the gay doctor and they stole my blood and made me burp into an applesauce pouch

One time I dated a man who didn’t know who Selena is and I should’ve seen that red flag way sooner

Vomiting is actually my way of staking a claim. This is my city now bitch

Forgot to take my allergy meds yesterday and ended up throwing up on the side of I-30…. I hope the people of Arlington enjoyed it

Once I’m able to eat food again and my apartment gets AC and my period is done and I can drink caffeine again it’s sooooooo over for yall

Opened up this app and now everyone is talking about the Pokémon fuck list in a discord I’m a mod for….. the kabuki effect if you will

we talked to Kat Abughazaleh on her campaign to take on ineffective democratic party politics and the authoritarian republican party in the latest episode of western kabuki: Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/5Ros... Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/d... Youtube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ekA...

Idk how many “fuck it we ball” I got left in me anymore

Oh trans people are “delusional”?? Then explain THIS

Rewiring my brain by repeating “gaining weight means fatter tits” in the mirror 3 times like im summoning a poltergeist

Just reminded myself how hard the ending of Coffin Text Spell 714 goes

Monster Hunter is good for you bc it makes you hungry and also I have never wanted to go to the gym more in my life

Me, liking a post shit talking one of my friends: haha get em!!

Indiana Bone and the Temple of Poon

i showed this to my husband and said "this is what happens when i hit the penjamin and go non-verbal" and now whenever that happens i tell him "babe... the wizard"