No more Pride discourse. You can bring your cishet boyfriend but if he’s left unattended he will be given an injection of estradiol and made to perform an ameteur drag show

Walked to the library during lunch yesterday and was hit for 45 points of psychic damage so I returned it in kind

I am a Korean spoon truther. They are superior to other spoons. The long handle…. The perfectly mouth sized circle spoon part…. Perfection

Rate my setup :)

"With a judicial finger in the constitutional dike, It is so ORDERED."

So does anyone know if the uhhhh recent events make a refugee claim to the EU stronger bc uhhhhhh

Being a bitch at work today 🩷 I am my mother’s child

Guys, we did it. We invented the Commodore 64

Happy Steam Reply to all who celebrate. My friend’s worst time of the year because I get way more achievements than him.

have you even said thanksgiving once?

[after reading exactly one work email] i am going to go lie face down in the parking lot

“My anxiety is manageable” *gets so stressed out over the idea of buying a steam deck on sale I have to lay down*

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White people with dreads should not be allowed public access. Like house pets, don’t let them in businesses

Jaw dropping face reveal oh my god

Anyway my my great grandma (after he shot her) divorced my POS abusive great grandpa who later got ran over by a car and died. People celebrated. My grandma was better off once he was dead. Just a family anecdote.

“Don’t you feel bad for his kids at least” No I don’t. Especially not his daughter. Who he repeatedly said shouldn’t be able to have an abortion even if she was raped

Reposting just to make Jason Lee Van Dyke cry more. Need a Court-Appointed Lawyer in North Texas? You Might Get One With a White Nationalist Tattoo. thebarbedwire.com/2025/08/22/c...

Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it

you’ll never believe this but someone gave carly rae jepsen a sword at the emotion 10 year anniversary show

My minis looks so fucking good so far so if the paint job looks bad everyone has to just pretend it looks really good or I will weaponize my BPD to everyone’s detriment

It looks like brought out the big guns for the lawsuit

At this point I don’t even want to paint my minis I just want to sand and glue them that’s it.

If big challenges wore pants would he wear them like this or like this

NEVER KILL YOURSELF

HIGH FIVING IS GAY!!!! LETS GOOOOOOOOOO

I can’t believe all these rabbis are antisemitic

Got called neurotypical yesterday in discord looks like 300mg of Effexor WORKS

I WILL BE SAT AND SILENT ROW 3 ALAMO DRAFTHOUSE BY MYSELF IF NEED BE

we need to increase immigration. we have not replaced enough white people yet

This is all I’m going to think about all month

no more posting about any of those “writing routines of famous writers” unless it’s Edmund White’s

Okay so “Keep Austin Weird” is less and less true every day I see a Cybertruck. New idea: “Keep Austin Cringe.”

Can someone let me hold $4000 I went to a new neurologist and my insurance doesn’t cover medications

“Can you make him look more fucked up?” I’m the perfect tattoo client

Watched Conclave last night and then the pope died. It’s like a movie night prophesy was fulfilled.

i often see things that make me say "this is the most Boston thing I have ever seen in my life" but i think this one might have swept them all

Abelard Old Man Yaoi WHERE

Calling myself part of the “crew” every time I get on a plane from now on

My roommate just said she doesn’t want to get colonoscopies together I am looking for new housing I can’t live like this

Went to the gay doctor and they stole my blood and made me burp into an applesauce pouch

One time I dated a man who didn’t know who Selena is and I should’ve seen that red flag way sooner

Vomiting is actually my way of staking a claim. This is my city now bitch

Forgot to take my allergy meds yesterday and ended up throwing up on the side of I-30…. I hope the people of Arlington enjoyed it

Once I’m able to eat food again and my apartment gets AC and my period is done and I can drink caffeine again it’s sooooooo over for yall