It is borderline irresponsible that Slay the Spire can now fill the "hang out with friends social game" niche in addition to single player.

Necrobinder with Intimidating Helmet is on the level of Defect with Mummifed Hand or Spire 1 Clad with Dead Branch, you heard it here first

Been replaying DK64 and I will never understand what bullshit Funky was on in that game

This is what every game developer sounds like right now.

I hate this myth so fucking much because it started after a study specifically to see if brains developed after 18. So they limited the study to age 25. And people decided that meant brains develop only until 25 even though a later study with no age limit showed brains NEVER stop developing.

sometimes you read a dating profile that’s like “i’m happiest near water! I go crazy for fresh berries! i’m fiercely loyal to my friends!” and it’s like damn did Professor Oak write this? you just described a Squirtle

Man usually these big announcement fests have at least one interesting game

remember to take care of you're body 🙂

this is art

In Super Paper Mario, Bowser can accidentally break the game at the worst possible time purely due to how large he is. His size allows him to open two chests at once at the bottom of the Pit of 100 Trials, which will freeze the game and undo vast amounts of progress.

From the creators of the Sonic series comes a brand new game:

This feels like you YouTube poop'd a meme

I made a frutiger aero soft soap themed xenomorph...

me when i see beautifully grilled veggies

"this piece of media has gross stuff in it" man damn that sucks, did you talk to your mom about how the parental controls aren't working

SMICKERS

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

too soon

The JOJOLands Chapter 5: "You know plastic wrap, right? The type that comes in those boxes. Do not, under any circumstances, let the plastic fall off the blade and slip back into the box. At that point, it's all over. Like basically the end of the world." - Hirohiko Araki, Ultra Jump July 2023

God i fucking love slaying the damn spire I was the biggest multiplayer skeptic ever pre-launch because the MP mod for spire 1 sucked and every Spire-like that had multiplayer sucked but mega crit knows how the fuck to make games dude

Got a notification from a medieval copyright lawyer

bf sent me this pic earlier & it made me laugh so hard I felt like I was gonna be sick

My memory of what it was like to browse the Xbox Live Indie Games store page in 2010

Is there something about interactivity that makes the audience ultimately feel like they should have complete control over the artwork? Can't help but think that this person interacts directly with her films and shows like a video game and in games her request might even be considered mainstream.

Blue Prince (2025)

i laughed at my own foods until i got lightheaded

Oh Moon Child is THAT kind of game

I'm releasing Slider, a web port of Animal Crossing (GameCube): turtlekiosk.github.io/slider Features: - PWA offline support - Controller + keyboard + touch screen support - Import/export save data (compatible with Dolphin) - Variable window size / fullscreen support - Mutable audio

I’ll forevermore be chasing the dragon of showing King’s Tekken 6 ending with no context to someone completely unfamiliar with the series.

May is Deck Safety Month. Please make sure you add block cards. Your deck needs the Glacier more than the fifth Claw.

ERASERHEAD BABY CLOUD

translation: the good thing about Cats is that the "KILLER" mode is the one on the right

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apparently the hot new $60 game is "we made an entire game out of that thing in Pokemon where you can name your rival ASSHOLE and giggle when naughty sentences happen" Some concepts are truly evergreen

Pls stop clicking on random Discord links y'all. My feed everyday is full of people losing their Discord accounts for something as simple as clicking a link or downloading a "game"

Super Mario Sunshine contains a mysterious Threefold Unobtainable Water Bottle during the Mecha-Bowser battle that is protected from being obtained by three successively insurmountable protections for an unknown reason.