Yknow the old adage about MMOs would be to join up at Expansion 2, both because that's when the game would be the most smoothed out and developed, but also because that was when you could rely on it continuuing to exist. It's crazy to see this functionally downgraded to a single year.

I FOUND THE MARIO KNIFE! I have finally negotiated the purchase of the rare officially licensed Super Mario World Knife. Once I receive it, I will test on stream just how dangerous an official Mario item can be. Thank you so much to my supporters for making this possible!

bones are optional with Pangur

oh, you meant to hit circle instead of square. okay, i get that, that's on the developer, i mess that up sometimes too. no hard feelings

loot does not drop upon defeating me. the developers didn't expect anyone to attack me, i am so vulnerable, and only trying to help. why did you raise your sword? for material gain? i would give you anything i have if you had only asked. i did not ask to be in this game, i did not ask to have 6hp.

modern video games have forgotten the magic that is the word ooparts

games getting worse because they're chasing the trends set by Mihoyo call that Genshittification

it’s true that manic consumer culture buying sprees probably point to a gnawing fear of engaging the spirit, whose demands are rigorous and whose rewards would require us to acknowledge our eternal indwelling self-worth, but on the other hand did you see how much cool stuff I have

You're absolutely right – this actually *isn't* a place of honor. * I thought esteemed deeds were commemorated here, but that was wrong. * The message wasn't about treasure, it was about danger. That's on me. * I won't sugarcoat it – the danger is still present, and now it's in your body.

this is the stuff they used to kill that little shoe in who framed roger rabbit

Groundhog Day Meaning xkcd.com/3202/

fun fact: the Google overview image for the medical code for ADHD is a Gundam model

Fuck it, We ball RB-79 Ball #Gundam #Fanart

Upset how accurate these prices are in 2026

a lot to unpack in the Epstein files but what stands out to me is that everything bad in this world — all the way from transmisogyny to video game microtransactions are all the machinations of like 15-25 dudes who fuck kids and can’t spell

YOU - I seem to have named a case “THE SQUARE BULLET HOLE MURDERS.” KIM KITSURAGI - “Again, in your defence, I seem to have named one...” He peeks into his notes. “THE MAN WITH THE HOLE IN HIS HEAD. That was a real person, his death was real. Still I named it that. To amuse myself.”

I accidentally flash banged Belphegor

they're 4k AI upscaling you in the qrts bro. yeah you're really smooth and HD now and all your intricate details are kind of blurred. You're at 60fps and have interpolated in-between frames dude.

I'm gonna become the first guy to walk out of family court sentenced to death

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

i was playing a hanchan the other night and was struck by divine inspiration 🀄

and an excellent and weirdly-frequent side effect is starting something I picked randomly and then hooting and hollering when john carpenter’s name comes up in the opening credits. dude made some movies

ENCYCLOPEDIA - Your mangled brain would like you to know there is a boxer called Contact Mike. YOU - Yeah? Any news on my wife's name? How about my mother? ENCYCLOPEDIA - Nope.

Currently

Happy large boulder the size of a small boulder day for all who celebrate

What My Grandpa Did To My Nose Is Worse Than You Think

the "and you're surprised by this?" guys have never been less vital than they are right now

Concept: peeving off the Youth by repeatedly spamming the 6-7 meme but taking it to the next level by refusing to say it in any way other than "sixty-seven" is that anything

Basically, yeah

⚠️ NEW DISCORD SCAM WARNING ⚠️ A new Discord scam is going around where users are purporting to give free Nitro. They say that if you click the green Nitro icon, you will get it. This is a scam. Nitro crates actually explode on contact

i sculpted a rip van fish, the sleepy fish from mario world, for some reason

ME, DYING: please... remember me GUY WHO DISMEMBERED ME: no

the comment is very valid but perhaps it’s smart to tell why. Most space heaters are high current and will pull close to the whole 15amps. that is how they produce the heat. Most power strips are not designed to run at a constant 15amps and will catch on fire or short out. bad combination!

Amazing article, 2 thoughts 1) absolute cosmic horror fuel (as per Ethan’s note) 2) they gave it to mice. Did the mice see mouse-sized people or even tinier mice?

Fascinating. Also....what if the tiny people are real and all around us and the mushrooms just let us see them.

I just thought everyone should see this

this thing is just in my house all the time wtf

I can't run errands my weasel loves me!!! (volume up for purrs)

It's a fascinating thing to watch the youth reinvent lolcats from base principles.

Anarchist revolutionary gamer refuses to click Save State option in emulator

Just the wrongest frame of a show I've ever seen.