environments back in trackmania, i'm being beckoned 😳

Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti. "Please get the truth out about our son."

gaming is only books if the game has a defined ending and then you sit back and think about it

tetsuya mizuguchi truly, earnestly believes, with his whole heart and whole mind, that generic vocal trance from 2003 has the power to awaken humanity's shared consciousness and guide us to universal peace. The strength of his conviction is so powerful that it might actually cause this to be true

I have had this in my head for a solid day now and can finally go to sleep

who decided this was a good form factor for yogurt? if you're trying to make it more convenient just add a little wooden spoon. why must i suckle from graham's plastic teat?

telling my kids this was devil may cry 3

honestly can't believe someone designed/implemented this

god, baby steps is so fucking good

hate to see her whip, love to watch her nae nae

Can’t believe that one Silent Hill Wiki Editor got a position as the Foreskin Czar in the Trump regime.

y'all ever wanted to hear beavis and butthead voiced by a manzai duo

lol

action/platformer speedruns: yea we have to do 100 frame perfect tricks to clip through all these sections and it's all skill based and precise practice and speed old jrpg speedruns: WE HAVE TO TORTURE THE GAME BY RIPPING ITS SOUL OUT AND REPLACING IT WITH DR MARIO TO FORCE IT TO DO OUR BIDDING

buying gyoza at the Asian supermarket is an economical way to feed yourself that is only hampered by the Asian supermarkets' many temptuous treats

hey we saw you from across the bar and we really like

...and eventually, "________ & Chill" got so casualized that it wrapped back around to its original meaning. The euphemism destroyed itself in a chain of memetic linguisthetics. Like how "OG" just means "original" now. Do you see what I'm getting at here?

they need to redo the settings on electric hobs. i never use 9, it should be repurposed to a 3.5, the jump from 3 to 4 is too big

contrary to that hat meme, i think it's easy to become a hat person. i wore a cap in a handful of work meetings and suddenly it's like "josh, no hat today?" no hat dysphoria for me

If you haven't seen Space Ghost Coast to Coast in full yet, Internet Archive has you covered archive.org/details/ghos...

Half-Life (1998)

nintendo osts aren't hitting the accordion anymore the way they used to on the ds

If you load this page it contacts 82 IP addresses executing 256 separate HTTP transactions to download 18MB of data writing 64 cookies to your device to tell you “no”

we found Kojima's USB stick

the sims bustin' out for the GBA/DS has a country themed café which serves iced tea called "Robert E. Tea", i'm losing it

When your video card doesn’t support ray tracing

dont you look stupid for caling glover a dead game. new patch just dropped

good friday implies the existence of another terrible, downright sinister friday

(arriving in a town that has different, minor-key theme music distinct from all other towns, prices in the item shop don't make any sense, and everybody speaks in strange, stilted phrases) now this is a nice change of pace

truly late to the party on this one but man, balatro really is fun when number gets big

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Wow really? Rolling over and exposing my soft belly didn't elicit mercy? Fuck this

Most Looney Tunes characters are effectively indestructible but I don’t think that’s true for Pepe Le Pew. I bet if you ran him over with a car he’d just die.

hey they got this anime right for people who smoke, or people who drink. like if you drink beer and you get drunk or if you smoke weed and you get high or you just-- anything, like if you just be getting fucked up. they got this anime right, this shit called lucky star