Blessed Solstice to all you heathens

Having a slice of cherry pie from the diner in Twin Peaks would fix me

If an undergraduate at Columbia said something like this the NYPD would immediately napalm the campus

Look what came this week! My preorder of @thrasherxy.bsky.social’s new book. Excited to read!

This seems genuinely fascistic. Hot take, I guess, but I don't think that people should be arrested and charged with terrorism for holding cardboard signs that say "I oppose genocide. I support Palestine Action."

For Vogue, I talked to Ramell-Correen Frederick, aka Cheeks, who embroidered Knicks gear in the streets of Brooklyn after Game 5. He uses a 104-year-old hand-crank, chainstitch embroidery machine that he named Jessica.

it's really something isn't it? a modest ranch home? burgers on the grill on sunday? maybe drive down to the grand canyon with the kids this summer for a few days? you can't have that. so they can have everything

66 inches per body x 40,000 = 2,640,000 inches That’s roughly 42 miles of bodies a year... It would take you about an hour to drive from the beginning of the bodies to the end depending on traffic. www.welcometohellworld.com/a-conceivabl...

Mom Casually Mentions Her Bunco Group Threw Molotov Cocktails At ICE Last Week https://theonion.com/mom-casually-mentions-her-bunco-group-threw-molotov-cocktails-at-ice-last-week/

Welcoming a special friend to the Capitol today. Thank you for being there for families at Delaney Hall and using your voice to stand up for the human rights of children everywhere.

I love how you do one thing wrong and suddenly you "made a mistake"

We could skip a lot of steps if we all treated voluntary mercenary work as disqualifying

#SanAntonio, #TX: 16y/o Malayah was last seen on May 21 talking to a friend outside of SW High School on 11914 Dragon Ln, in a black jacket, white shirt, black boots & carrying 3-4 bags. Have you seen her? SHARE to #HelpUsFindMalayahChristopher #MalayahChristopher #HelpUsFindUs

thinking about that period of time where they invented the word "metrosexual" to describe a man who showers

Trying to make a big, huge employment decision that could be great or could lead to catastrophic failure. 🤸🫠

Ahem…see @andrealaflamme.bsky.social

Honestly wish we had gotten Harriet Myers IYKYK F**k Alito

This story is very well written. Sitting here tears streaming down.

how your email finds me

F**k him to hell He is literally a mass murderer

Kind of amazing how quickly the shooting at the Islamic Center in San Diego goes out of the news cycle. Doesn’t even last a day.

On Fri night, Brooklyn court staff forced a woman to give birth inside the courtroom. Per public defenders, she gave birth in handcuffs, unable to reposition herself, unable to pick up her infant. The men who’d shackled her looked on. The judge lauded the birth of a ‘beautiful baby’ on the record.

"The moment you begin to censor the writer- and history bears this out in the ugliest of fashions -so begins a process of decay in the body politic that ultimately leads to disaster." ~Rod Serling Speech, Library of Congress (1968)

No more soap. Tons of beef sticks. Contraception bad. Nicotine good. This is what wellness looks like right now. The lucrative wellness industry is in its conservative phase right now, and Alex Clark’s Culture Apothecary podcast is one hell of a case study. My latest for @mcgilloss.bsky.social

Mental health spiraling into a lower and lower place this week. Having to properly care for your kids, who want every second of your time and ounce of your energy, is difficult when the mind just wants to shut down.

Another day working at the Pearl Harbor Memorial. The FBI director keeps asking me if he can snorkel the graves. Buddy, they don’t even let me…oh wait he’s putting on fins

@minakimes.bsky.social @dirtbagqueer.rocks Did you see this article by Jaire Alexander? www.theplayerstribune.com/jaire-alexan...

“don’t tase me bro” just popped into my head, and I’m realizing our failure to take that moment seriously maybe was a canary in the coal mine

I keep getting this YouTube ad which is clearly targeted at old people. Buddy, you sure are barking up the wrong…oh. Oh, I see.

I strongly feel that I have been looked at negatively by leadership in my job because I have kids. Besides the obvious maternity leave, the recurring need to step out for doctors appts, school functions, kids getting a million viruses. They would never admit it, but I’ve definitely seen it.

Am I a dumb bitch if I feel like pouting that it’s Mother’s Day and for breakfast I poured myself cereal and heated up a cup of day old coffee?

Seeing some folks doing bits about this, and I totally understand the idea of eating batteries would be funny to other people, but they get stuck in toddler throats, necrose, and kill kids. I’ve seen it. Every one I’ve ever done, even just an hour in, has been horrifying. This is amazing.

Mariah Carey Music Box

You’re telling me Ted Turner wasn’t already dead?!

I specialize in drug toxicity & addiction. You can’t get addicted to SSRIs. Some people feel uncomfortable if they quit high doses cold turkey, which isn’t recommended. It’s journalistic malpractice to present these conspiracy lies without clarifying they are untrue, completely ignorant, & dangerous

This is very frightening, not going to lie.

No, no se puede.

The Golden Girls Twilight Zone X-Files Charmed Venture Brothers Twin Peaks Bluey The Simpsons GoT (minus last season) Breaking Bad ER Curb Forensic Files Duck Tales Felicity

Everything is a lot rn

U.S. Rep. Brandon Gill is having a viral moment for asking a witness her "favorite type of abortion." I have an answer for him

u never see this on a tradlife mood board

I’d like to be able to become pleasantly intoxicated, is that too much to ask of life

I need someone to judge an AITA situation I had tonight.

Over on Threads, my feed is filled with people disingenuously attacking @mehdirhasan.bsky.social for saying that the Trump administration is even worse than he thought it would be. Just insane stuff.

I love that one of the Israeli controversies rn is a photo someone took that is being called antisemitic, and it has not been altered in any way.

I am too sober for this sh*t