time for my before-bedtime becoming-chinese regimen

kids and heavy equipment kids and heavy equipment go together like a horse and carriage

under communism everyone gets the same government side-boob

Police are class traitors. Bolivan miner on strike, “The police are raised by working class families then grow up to shoot at their own people”

A blockade this extreme is an act of war, not just an act of cruelty.

STUDENT TEACHER: okay class, who knows what an oxymoron is KID: you’re an oxymoron STUDENT TEACHER: well yes technically that is correct

friends don’t do that* to friends *burden you with the commitments of friendship

i'm beefing with the entire concept of sports tonight

Just remembered how in the film The Red Shoes (1948), the gorgeous technicolor allows you to see the smokers’ teeth on 1940s actors

look at my weed dealer dawg

THE HEAD (1994)

esconced in a temple of bones

this, except it’s canadian prime minister mark carney

that's mary jo buttafuoco

You will unironically cheer for this character. He completely steals the show.

Girl are you a microwave because mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

congressman ritchie torres plans to sue walt disney co for using his likeness for their grogu character without his express consent

Hi. It's me. Grogu. And I want to tell you how awful The Mandalorian is for putting me in those many situations.

emotionally unavailable gas station pizza

my other account got nuked by the mids so if you see this please boost it for me and send it around as much as possible!!

this is a pretty funny skeet but did you know that china is currently building an array of satellites that will beam as much free power down to earth in a year as is stored in all of the earth’s petrochemical resources, if combusted?

apropos of nothing, even the ppl on this site who are ostensibly ‘tuned in’ to Nazis (out of precaution/community awareness) appear to be trapped in bubbles of whatever the online equivalent of a three-block radius is

apropos of nothing, “if you tune your algorithm right you barely see nazi shit” is proof positive of a brain so cooked by twitter as to have completely lost the plot

If not wanting to encounter nazis means I want to live in a bubble, then call me The Bubble Boy.

Plz help guys- The b0mbs have not stopped; only the eyes of the world have shifted

uncs and babysitters should be given custody of your children ur all messing it up big time

World’s fucked. Look at my cat.

listening to a guy make up music as he goes along on his guitar should be a sport

You can always kinda tell when people can’t use social media effectively

shut up hippy

i think, end of the day, the real problem with pinterest is that most of its users are there *because* they want to be in a bubble. and they can tell themselves that it’s just about not being around Nazis it supporting Musk, and that’s part of it, but also there’s a palpable desire to be ensconced.

The reason certain people are still on Twitter or complain how this place isn’t Twitter is because for a brief amount of time Twitter allowed specialty journalists, opinion writers, pundits, etc a chance to feel somewhat famous, or that they actually had influence, and they miss that like heroin.

my name… is eberhard von puttkamer

the word ‘polemic’ was named after a half-polish, half-irish guy

this is dumb highbie shit that belongs in a private group chat bc it is frankly embarrassing coming from our insanely fragile and ridiculously pampered ‘journalist’ classes

someday soon a tribunal is going to want proof that your kids were being held in a basement somewhere while you posted this

everyone share the ethnically-derogatory nickname for these that your grandmother told you

Coke + kefir call that a classi

i read this skeet too fast and so first thought this was an AI-generated pic of a protest and i felt… ambivalent… for a sec there (while i saved the pic)

seeing people describe the auctioning off property in illegal West Bank settlements as “Jewish people gathering to buy real estate in Israel” reminds me of this meme

Heelys. That’s how I roll.

"motherfucker piss like a bitch"

Ensconcing my unit in her bsky bubble

Plz help guys- The b0mbs have not stopped; only the eyes of the world have shifted

people who've had premie babies: what is one thing you wish your friends/family had helped you with more/gifted you/etc? an old friend of mine just closed on a house and had a premature baby in the same week. how can I help her best without putting the onus of asking me on her

about to cancel bc of the rain

one man's trash is another man's treasure especially if that man is Joe the Trash Fucker

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