Fine you get black Superman but miss me with that white Black Panther, we want Ryan Gosling Blade.

Okay now we’re really poasting

Slime Time: Time 2 Slime

I was in the Louvre once and I totally deserved it. I simply reflected on my error and moved on

The seething over the idea of anarchists getting laid is fucking hysterical

Lmaoooo!!! Miller is posting that stuff about leftwing terrorism to enlist you bro! You can’t leave; then the angry lesbians will surely outnumber you

You love to see it! Chicago, Italy, Amsterdam: love solidarity and power to you

BOOST 🍉🍉🍉

my thread is extremely reliable however

actually our AI programs are like people so its racist to say you don't like them. anyway would you like to buy one

“come to bsky, where AI is more important than marginalized actual people” is a wild value prop

One of my mom’s old student boarders made her this slate ’cheese board’ that she uses to put up inspirational quotes in her kitchen, so sometimes I gotta put my special touch on it (do NOT make fun of the William Morris wallpaper; we all know its horrendous):

All Cows Are Bastards

god Wolf Blitzer would be such a good name for a specialized defensive formation

each time one of you deactivates an angel loses its wings

ACAB includes Paw Patrol

why didn’t he just eat the tear gas cannister?

a gulag where you are forced to talk about your feelings, or you get pushed naked out into a terrible snowstorm at night

World that lets Gaza burn is the world that will let the world burn

you can’t use proper nouns but I was excited for a sec there, for reasons I can’t really explain

Ok I really hate to do this but- I want to use AI to make something I need. If you can tell me how to do this for free, pls hmu. Or- if you are an artist and you feel strongly enough that you want to help me to avoid despoiling my eternal soul by the sin of sloppiness, please see below…

hard-hitting journalism, that

When you think of Ontario, you should think of stuff like Robert Land www.cbc.ca/newsinteract...

uhhhh lol but ur a farm supply store so I think I’ll vape in your washroom if I feel like it

anybody need anything from here

I once again have a few gift subscriptions to Peter Korotaev’s *excellent* Ukraine reportage substack, ‘Events In Ukraine’ hmu if you want a link! The most recent post is a must-read

I’m at the spot; where u

doctor sent me home with a note that just says, “DAIRY-ASS”

Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Bluesky CEO: I hate the Muppets bcuz of the Pig girl, she was disgusting, i hate her with my life, she doesnot leave the lizard alone

only real heads* will remember these *40-plus alcoholics from Ontario

Today, ICE agents kidnapped people who were working on the roof of a house in my neighborhood. That’s the closest to home it’s been for me, quite literally. Fuck ICE.

diddy was pretty fly for a b

"We've been forced into a 'free speech zone.' Its very existence implies that everywhere else is a non-free speech zone, that there are places where our First Amendment rights do not apply."

riding shotgun w my mom in her 2008 Volvo station wagon and flipping the bird to cops- out the window over the roof so my mom cant see what I’m up to

just ordered S.W.A.T. to my local Waffle House

If the ceo of a website quote tweets you and you don’t immediately change your dn to something funny you are Vichy France to me

We’ve had a lot of fun on here today. But you know what’s not fun is Poster’s Madness

never tell your mother she’s out of tune

I’m trying to harass you into being less of a piece of shit; and idk if it will work but that’s just what one does with pieces of shit like you, when in a society. 👍

They left a 67-year-old man ziptied on the sidewalk for HOURS. Abolition of ICE is not enough.

Proud member of the Big Boy Social Club! Cc: @ohheydj.bsky.social

i actually prefer it when the mods actively hate the user base and vice versa, that’s how every great message board worked for years and i think we should give it a whirl

Please listen 👐

goodbye cruel world (attempts to od on chamomile tea)

“did I do any ‘work’ today”, you ask? pffffff

gotta fix the cah…

yeah dude a little elbow grease will help. for sure. what this job needs is my elbows slipping all over the place