Learning to phrase a question so a calculator will give you the answer you want isn’t a new skill. It’s conditioning.

If the government really cared about Medicare fraud, they would take ALL OF RICK SCOTT’S MONEY.

I’m sorry, but no one will ever power-trip on you harder than the person at your doctor’s office that stands between you and your ADHD meds refill.

World’s fucked. Look at my cat.

Where was all the bellyaching, backlash and boycott threats when the Tennessee Republican Party cracked district 5? Because I lost my vote in 2022, as well as all the black Democratic voters in Davidson County. Now everyone’s talking about boycotting Nashville. Motherfuckers, We’re all Democrats🖕

We aren’t just being lied to. We are being lied to by incompetent degenerates.

I’ll embrace AI when it stops writing like a tik tok influencer.

You shoulda voted for Hillary, motherfuckers.

New exhibit of rejected Rockpile album covers just dropped.

I could be remembering this wrong, but it seems like the majority of Scooby-Doo villains had Habsburg Jaw.

Have we all collectively decided to spell ‘led’ wrong? What LED to this? Have we all been LED astray? Do we all have LEAD poisoning? Did over-reliance on autocorrect LEAD to this? WTF? I feel like I’m taking crazy pills over here. Everyone doing this needs to stop and apologize to me personally.

They should send JD Vance out to campaign for cancer.

This shit isn’t funny. We may wind up in WW3 because Trump’s dad never hugged him. JFC

Wut. #Caturday

This shit is only going to end when everyone in America is white and incompetent.

I don’t know what’s in the hole, but my cat is ON it. #caturday

More stuff needs tendrils.

Nearly chill enough. #Caturday

The next person that tries to bless my day is getting a “Hail Satan”

Captain Beefheart in general, and Trout Mask Replica in particular, is unlistenable sh!t, and I will never apologize for this.

It’s not a trolley problem. It’s a trolley opportunity.

Capitalism is just Feudalism with paperwork.

The rich want us all dead so they can steal the fillings out of our fucking teeth. Just saying.

Woke up this morning and my car is making Chemtrails! WHAT DO I DO?? I don’t understand how this happened, I’m not vaccinated and I drink raw water

Just saying: 80’s technology may seem laughably antique now, but at the time, we thought we were already IN THE FUTURE.