Wut. #Caturday

This shit is only going to end when everyone in America is white and incompetent.

I don’t know what’s in the hole, but my cat is ON it. #caturday

More stuff needs tendrils.

Nearly chill enough. #Caturday

The next person that tries to bless my day is getting a “Hail Satan”

Captain Beefheart in general, and Trout Mask Replica in particular, is unlistenable sh!t, and I will never apologize for this.

It’s not a trolley problem. It’s a trolley opportunity.

Capitalism is just Feudalism with paperwork.

The rich want us all dead so they can steal the fillings out of our fucking teeth. Just saying.

Woke up this morning and my car is making Chemtrails! WHAT DO I DO?? I don’t understand how this happened, I’m not vaccinated and I drink raw water

Just saying: 80’s technology may seem laughably antique now, but at the time, we thought we were already IN THE FUTURE.