Oh so you mean they know exactly where everyone is at all time and they still spend all that time shooting civilians

Klingon from Lubbock Texas: Qapla' y'all

at its heart pokemon is about child labor and dog fighting

Every day the news is like vaccines will be illegal next week, homeless people to be euthanized, pedophiles are in control of all branches of government, everyone you love is going to get fired and/or deported, and then they cap it off with this

You want to be alive, but they want you dead. We’re a new, well, funded democratic group that thinks you can meet them halfway.

my mom said we can slouch towards Bethlehem if its okay with your mom

Ezra Klein is so gullible and desperate to find middle ground I could sell him the 50 yard line at Citifield

thank you in advance RFK for bringing hepatitis back to the dialysis centers

pam bondi looks like the face of a class action lawsuit against a recalled filler company

my mother texts me like a disinterested attending

must sometimes be incredibly weird to live in the world you spent your life advocating for

my neighbor just said they are getting their masters in virtual reality. words have lost all meaning.

maybe francis fukuyama was onto something with the end of history in the 90s as star trek deep space nine themes continue to ring true

planting bamboo, kudzu, and Himalayan blackberry in my yard to show that despite differences, we can all still get along

grok give me vegas odds little league world series on chinese taipei beating the spread

my scribe taking his 15

maybe it'll be a better rosh hashanah, this year is cooked

they're getting bigger

i think this will make a lovely ramen bowl 🍜

years ago on soulseek my friend started to download 50gb of black metal from an account BLKMETAL who messaged: IST THOV TRYING TO STEAL THINE WHOLE GRIMM COLLECTION?

pleased to announce the New York Times will be publishing my latest opinion piece "Ozempic is Destroying the Large Son Economy"

what if instead of the oregon country fair it was the oregon cunty fair and it was all about fashion and hand bags

operation desert storm at snack time in kindergarten.

republican house representatives shit blood until you die challenge

fun effect

Hello mudda Hello fadda Globalize the Intifada

Brutal comparison between how vague the capitalist model proposals are vs how specific the socialist model proposals are

was playing the most dangerous game and got a chance to meet all the DNC mega donors, pretty cool!

It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins

Fernet's Last Theorem

reading some light hearted news today as a distraction from escalating war

my takeaway from the minnesota assassinations is that every cop should be treated as a hostile threat and treated as such without exception

imagining werner herzog explaining waldorf school in a voiceover

I'm enjoying the way this glaze layers on my sake cup forms

look I'm not a radical I just think if you're a physician who drives a Maserati and have a permanent wooden trump sign in your yard we should get to string you up like a fat Mussolini

If Boko Haram had instead called itself Goku Haram they would have garnered significantly more sympathy in the global south

haveing a normal day with my tenth family meeting this week

fellas, is it gay if you have an existential crisis thinking about if math exists independently of human observation?

can anyone help me with my MBA homework

here's some free medical advice: if you are calling your nephrologist's office at 9:51 pm on a holiday you should probably go to the ER

look I'm not a radical I just think if you're a physician who drives a Maserati and have a permanent wooden trump sign in your yard we should get to string you up like a fat Mussolini

Just drove by Steven Pinkers house

even if bibi and company were in nooses at the haag the western world will never be able to wash its hands of palestinian blood.

Israel is executing 2 million innocent people through starvation. Babies are dying. Toddlers are skeletons. Truck loads of food are being refused entry to Gaza. This is a genocide, and we are all watching it happen. I can never forgive the horrors inflicted on Palestine and her people.

octodog

an AI dreamed up a list of summer books? haha wow craziest thing to happen this week I'm sure

my “not the gestapo” shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by my shirt and if you don’t stop asking them, i’ll have you disappeared.

you’re laughing. the largest antebellum plantation house burned down & there are brides who will not get to spiritually absorb the poisoned spectral energy of the land for their big day, & you’re laughing.