Dril and I think you should leave being the prognosticators of our time is actually funny. Too me.

GO BUY CANNED GOODS

Bro Russia won the Cold War hands down

Grocery wars when

I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is the fall of the post-WWII global order

UNCERTAINTY IS NOT SYNONYMOUS WITH CHAOS

As if the world wasn’t crazy enough, I go to my drive-thru for breakfast and have to deal with this crap…

He IS the bus

I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place

If you exist for long enough you don’t actually have to seek out traumatizing things, they’ll find you. Please don’t give yourself ptsd from the computer

I know who can save us

*asking a cop in the mall* Is Steven Mullet your boss?

80% of the homes in my neighborhood are spying on me as I walk my dog

"It's like watching Ohio gyatt in a sigma edit and just letting it rizz. You didn't create the skibidi, but by not closing the tab, you're a certified toilet. The system is the fanum tax, and paying it is L. Stay delulu? Become the problem's grimace shake. No cap, fr."

even those of us who keep insisting this is historically and unprecedentedly stupid are still not doing a good job of establishing just how stupid this is. like, this is so stupid it’s the kind of thing you read people in antiquity making reference to as something so dumb/weird they doubt it’s true

haha piss make the Freedom Machine go brrrr

These are the icy mountains of Pluto. It took 9 years to get these magnificent images… and 4.8 billion kilometers.

i once read "the rights you think criminals should have are the rights you think everyone should have because the state can criminalize anyone" and it changed how i think about everything

If you are caring for and cherishing and protecting someone that capitalism sees as disposable You are on the front lines already.

“I don’t think the president’s personal militia recruited from white supremacist gangs can be reformed” shouldn’t be a controversial statement, or taken as anything but an obvious statement of fact, and yet here we are.

When’s the last time you listened to an album with someone you love?

states' rights rise up (also we have gift links now) www.theverge.com/policy/86363...

Very curious what the long-term ripple effects of this ICE occupation will be. Many very privileged people have stepped up to prevent their own government from disappearing their non-white neighbors and have now confronted inequalities and social problems they never would have experienced firsthand.

Not all skeets need to be skeeted and I agree

This is the point where you’d reload an earlier save in Civ V.

Begun, the meme wars have

As a resident, fuck this dangone bullshit.

🧊 is going to go to those daycares next, aren’t they

ALLOW ME TO USE WORDS ONLY I USE TO MAKE ME EASILY IDENTIFIABLE ACROSS MULTIPLE PLATFORMS

*jackboot slowly crushing my skull against the pavement* NICE TRY, IM NOT TAKING THE BAIT

the people who got everyone here including the tv lawyers, pathetic pundits & consultants, and feckless elected officials are the sources of "don't take the bait." So maybe don't listen to them about anything.

Sir, Jarouciius Damocales Vance assured me this happened. Are you suggesting I believe my eyes over what I have been assured by authority is true?????

Very difficult to see what's happening while you are living through those happenings. Also difficult because it's the minority of the minority taking the biggest risks in public. It's not that everyone is activated but that a larger number of the minority is.

Listen to When the Sun Hits on your streaming service tidal.com/track/199531...

Listen to When We Die (Can We Still Get High?) on your streaming service tidal.com/track/340797...

There’s only gonna be a few people at my funeral and that’s fine, I’m not going anyway.

No.

We can’t even make postdictions, most people can’t even agree what happened in the past

The perfect leaderGPT

Nice

Sometimes you read some posts and think “absolutely”

sometime nice shower will fix you

Deante Kyle doesn’t miss www.tiktok.com/t/ZThMUnJGn/

Preemptive mute goes hard af

Do NOT protect yourself! Do go out with your boots OFF! CEDE your ground.

Republicans when a fictional character is black: "they hate you and they want to kill you. Even now they wait outside your window in the night with sharpened daggers" Democrats when a family gets flashbanged in their car: "please don't put your hands up when a cop is punching you in the head :[[["