Engraving two bullets with "this bullet only lies" and "this bullet only tells the truth" to really stump the FBI

"I'm just asking questions" should be given all the credence of "I'm just selling early access passes from my 3-hour-old Steam account"

Have I impacted AI, I ask, my fist 3/4 of the way thru the sign in process screen I have to answer to before I can visit a company that makes [checks notes] hydraulic hoses for construction equipment

Lots of paper being thrown around right after midnight, says @bigcases.bots.law

"wow, I wish a lot of currently powerful people were dead" has always been my free square on any year's bingo card

Showing Americas LETHALITY with STOCK FOOTAGE

Pete Hegseth, Roman centurion

The Hatest Generation

Hegseth adding someone named "Jesus" to the latest war chat

The Bible according to Hegseth: Jesus vengefully John Wick-ing someone to a cross

today is the day Mike McDaniel truly became fired

This game is still close. And if I had a heart left after 50 years of subpar performances, I might be compelled to cheer my boys on to victory.

Hearing some good stuff from the Mike "Fire" McDaniel comms team

63 yds passing. In this economy.

Imagine being so middle management you think you need to fire employees for not giving a shit that a second tier MAGA player got smoked on main

Where the separate divisions of ANTIFA landed on the beaches of Normandy on June 6, 1944:

“Say the line, Chris, say the line!” <hangs head, sighs> “The ball goes where your hips go”

Tua throwing the 20/80 ball deep to Tyreek. Shame that didn't work out.

Cancel me you cowards

Watching NFL game ads like I'm James Woods in Videodrome

Dodge your employer/federal contractor search filters by referring to him as "chuck kirk"

"macrohard" jesus fucking christ

He's not even his mom's favorite Donald

Oh fuck this guy In particular

Guys that reliably show up and do unpleasant jobs are the basis of human civilization but we keep finding new ways to screw them

Tua wisely deciding not to rack up a career ending injury on that scramble

Mike McDaniel consulting his "how not to get fired" play sheet

I still need a "What Would Judas Do?" bumper sticker.

Immigrants: the only thing standing between home repair contractors and their "useless pieces of shit" reputation

So you're saying we're due for a half season of incredible defensive stops

Great job to our brave ICE officers for making sure Americans don’t get their home repairs done on time

"the Judas to Judas's Judas"

Whatever. The grave will eventually wipe that smug off his face. www-foxnews-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.foxn...

ICE targets roofing crews because of course it does wgntv-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/wgntv.co...

DEI pick www.cnn.com/2025/09/18/p...

So if you can't stop the regular run game, what are you going to do when that Roy Batty replicant of a QB the Bills have starts extending plays

We'll take it. 7-7 after 1 quarter. 0-2-1 record.

Hoping for a Dolphins Super Bowl win is like hoping to not contract conjunctivitis while bathing in the Seine.

you will see a lot of derogatory skeets about the dolphins tonight. Please be aware that this MY team, and it has been since the first time I watched them play: a 27-17 loss to Washington (1983).

Ah, the patented Dolphins bend-but-keep-bending defense

Dolphins advance a player across the goal line, forcing the Bills to "king" him.

The year is 1972. The Dolphins are establishing the run.

Surely this time it will be the RICO, @kenwhite.bsky.social www.cnn.com/2025/09/17/p...

From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board: In Defense Of Mass Censorship https://theonion.com/in-defense-of-mass-censorship-1848673776/

Melania enters her chrysalis, hoping to emerge as Nikolai Yezhov