rude. in my day we called that Italo-disco.

Title-wise, you can't go wrong here youtu.be/ocgmNgQbeJA?...

forbidden fruits, also fantastic, total riot. great year for horror so far

buffet infinity is so good and if you like horror or just really weird movies you should see it

Vault 108 Fallout 3

@profanity.accountant add it up

we're apparently now so deep in late-stage capitalism that Sunglass Hut can afford to buy ad time during nationally broadcast NBA playoff games

everything is fine

have it *our* way

The Savannah Bananas are playing a game at Kyle Field tonight. That is a tight left field. Reminds me of when the Dodgers played at the Coliseum.

P U P P E T S THAT'S THE WAY YOU SPELL S U C C E S S

I've definitely noticed the price of shooting up is shooting up

Stewart Baker RIP

huge W for horses, generally.

Can someone let the AP know that violating court orders is not a sign of "executive power. " It is a sign of contempt, lawlessness and authoritarianism.

rictus ass government

he died doing what he loved: arguing in favor of an all encompassing surveillance state that kills people based on metadata adios, Stewart Baker. You won't be missed.

see also: @technursejon.bsky.social

cc: @technursejon.bsky.social

I am again forced to tap the raw butthole sign

No, this is how Nazis talk in their own spaces. I don’t know abut this dude, but I never talked about gassing people and raping women when I was hanging out with my pals.

He hates us for our freedom

this is cheating but idgaf youtu.be/kNsk77To27U?...

Someone delivered the perfect eulogy for David Allen Coe a month before he died.

why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy.....

Wrong draft, but…

cc: @tgeigs.bsky.social @karlbode.com

I have followers who recognize this reference, which means my followers/mutuals are better than yours. I'm sorry. I don't make the rules.

Just dumping words by the pound like he's MAGA Tim Rogers

Government corruption in Haiti. I was tempted to title it "What's Up, Doc" but I ended up using some sort of banal "land of contrasts" framing.

"Today's brief, abbreviated discussion"

I am hitting intense new hedonistic depths of schadenfreude

Someone wrote a skeet just for you, @sarahemclaugh.bsky.social

hmmm i seem to remember another star outfielder who was “activated”

lol of course

lol nothing like seeing Josh Blackman pop up in the most expected place ever

When I want to get shanked, there's only one place to go

Can't wait to hear what he thinks a banana costs

been hearing the pope position is open

boilerplate that can't even hit 212 F

I've felt bad for a couple of the instacart people b/c they are scared to tell me the store is out of something, because they get hate. I'm like you didn't cause it, I have faith in your ability to honor the spirit of my order. My life isn't over because they were out of that pack of paper towels.