It’s coming.

The Seahawks are going to run the table

Me, trying to rile up the SF faithful: there ain't a game made yet Darnold can't pick six his way out of

y'all seem pretty cool with guns. should we trade our middle fingers for a Drac and a beam?

get cucked loser

OH BABY VIOLATE MY TIME SLOTS

why isn't the lame stream media talking about this

Inland Empire youtu.be/kS2v-icgBj4?...

Name your fav film from a women director Lost in Translation

AGGRO DR1FT youtu.be/NNJe3EI8ShU?...

Mary Harron's American Psycho. In spite of being co-opted by the absolute worst type of dude, this movie is still great and helps make the story more palletable to non-degenerate sickos.

26 years stress free baby!

Sorry to bother you this late in the evening sir and or ma'am but could I interest you in the lesser of two evils

Yeah I use computers most days, for over an hour. Keeps my skills sharp. You have to do that to be a professional computer user.

Trump not sure which NFL players to arrest as Seattle player Rashid Shahid continues to make immigrant crime hellhole San Francisco his bitch

[Elway sighing and reaching for his cleats/teeth] Babe don't hand out a lease unless they can hit 750 on the credit check. love you 😘💕

Sure, it looks good now, but Darnold still owes fate at least 3 second half interceptions

Denver won't make it this far next year. Here's why:

No Super Bowl loss for the thumb. See you next year, New York Football Bills.

Man, they're sure plugging the hell out of "Mercy," which looks like the "Paycheck" reboot we never asked for.

DO THE D.A.N.C.E. F.U.C.K. I.C.E. DANCE TO THE B.E.A.T. DO THE DANCE DO THE DANCE

When the racist meme becomes national policy

"Gaethje vs. Pimblett?" my TV screamed at me, like I was an ancillary character in "Snatch"

Bo Nix out there gunslinging like a young Tyler Shough

cc: @technursejon.bsky.social

They nearly killed this woman. Then they went on national TV and tried to smear her.

does anyone have that video

The amount of ICE agents slipping on actual ice is out of control lmao. They really sent motherfuckers into Minnesota in the middle of winter who don't know how to run in snow let alone on ice. It's having an effect that makes people less afraid, like someone straight up jumps on this ICE loser lmao

Rolling Stones > Beatles

Radio Friendly Unit Shifter

Antagonizing = called him a pedo

The only song they ever did ever that bears repeating: Tomorrow Never Knows

this ain't breaking news bsky.app/profile/timc...

Is it?

Answer like you're Turkish* *from Snatch

let's feel bad for the people who can arbitrarily deprive people of their rights and liberties just because a barista staring down the barrel of crippling student loan debt, income equality, and a massive influx of white nationalism gently chided a cop

the nation's most popular sport has become a metaphor for the nation itself

look how little it takes federal officers with massive amounts of federal immunity and the full force of a white nationalist administration behind them to abandon their xenophobic efforts. We can still win this.

He shot her three times in the fucking face and muttered "Fucking Bitch" at her as she died, and the AP sees this as some kind of administrative kinetic event

I've been writing about the "exonerative tense" in newswriting for years, the tendency toward replacing concise journalistic english with police PR gibberish, but this from the AP has me beat. You can't get worse than this.

If we can score in three plays or less, we're unbeatable, say the Terrible Towel spinners

Metcalf heads to the sidelines to presumably beat this drop out of a Houston season ticket holder

Yikes. Maybe just let your top ranked defense force Joe Rogan's favorite NFL anti-vaxxer bury himself.

Say what you want about the Nazis, at least they came up with their own shit instead of ripping some other country off and doing it worse

Correction: *Pig* wild