lol fox just put itself back on Trump's shitlist

1488 Jump Street

"innocent people dying is the only way I can get hard"

N-E-M-E-S-I-S That's the way we spell SUCCESS

mlb baseball, now on netflix dot com

Netflix scorebug apparently inspired by Ladar Levison www.techdirt.com/2013/10/03/l...

Fuck yeah.

Cops are great

Can't wait for the Dems to coalesce behind this lukewarm challenger to the GOP throne

Trump is the Zapp Brannigan of Middle East conflicts

The four American national tragedies: Hindenburg explodes, Japanese attack, President Kennedy shot, and Mets win the World Series.

Moby thinking Lola is transphobic is the Simulation deciding to work on finding the single most annoying opinion.

[me, sexily strutting my collection of national tragedies in the general direction of my significant other over the dulcet tones of whatever Jock Jams CD will play without skipping] in a moment i'll be saying 'this just in' [winking slyly while stubbing my toe on an end table]

fucking amazing no01.substack.com/p/march-19-2...

lol

now I can't reply "he's not gonna fuck you" because now he never will

My "ad-free tier" has all the shows I like.

Looks like Prime is nudging me gently towards its ad-free tier

Jeremy Peters puts in his own newspaper that he got mad

Forget the qualifiers, this is one of the greatest movies *ever made*. Full stop.

Dialed up the B side waaaaayyyyy more often than the A side. Took CDs *years* to catch up to the sheer volume of tracks on this literal life changer.

DOJ spent the year tanking in hopes of scoring a few more first round picks

now regretting my backpage "wrestle with a twink" ad

did tua write this

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (1975)

Japan to USCENTCOM

what in the goddamn fuck

it took just over a year to get from "I'll lower costs on day one" to "I'm raising prices and it's good, actually"

Pitch an unnecessary sequel: Trump 2024

The Outwaters youtu.be/U9_1my8Rl3w?...

Abramelin ritual

15 years ago, I buried a review of The Thing [PS2] in a lengthy review of The Thing [1982]. It still holds up capitalistliontamer.wordpress.com/2011/06/16/c...

the reverse version of those “evolution of man” drawings

The dog she shot must have been named xxxdoriangrayxxx

Screaming

Suede - Introducing the Band Chic thug stuttered through a stereo dream A fifty knuckle shuffle, heavy metal machine The tears of suburbia drowned the land Introducing the band www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lzqs...

Patty Mo at 43 out of 50 worst SB QB performances, posted here solely for @sarahemclaugh.bsky.social's enjoyment www.theringer.com/2026/02/03/n...

lol lmao even www.theringer.com/2026/02/03/n...

Prompted by this article ranking all 50 QB Super Bowl performances of this century: 47: Peyton Manning, SB 50 (2015) 46: Rex Grossman, SB XLI (2006) 45: Peyton Manning, SB XLVIII (2013) www.theringer.com/2026/02/03/n...

20 years have passed but this still delivers the lmao reject8.ytmnd.com

Expect those unemployment numbers to climb once Trump's done firing everyone responsible for producing these factual reports slate.com/news-and-pol...