just realized that most of the classic Five Nights at Freddy's games actually have very similar gameplay to classic Game & Watch games

my stupid fat fucking goon pig waddles up to a poor little animal and socks it right in the jaw, killing it instantly

actually its like za reviews on youtube: theres no animations for picking up items. theres no voice acting. you can run around the map in six minutes za reviews on tumblr: theres an npc who dresses as a maid at the behest of her ojousama employer. here are the top crossdressing strats. mega starmie

shocked I haven't seen this going around given recent events

The last day of people shitting on Miyamoto without looking into the quote's (lack of) source is such a pointed example of the entire games discourse landscape. There's thousands of reasons to criticize Nintendo but everyone always picks the things that aren't true or are blown way outta proportion

you can just kind of say anything about nintendo and so long as it makes people either angry enough or laugh hard enough, and you have a large enough follower count, you too can make things Suck Ass for wiki editors in the ensuing week or longer

wordle on discord is the worst thing to ever happen to me

So this is just legitimate ragebait. The context was specifically about expanding the Nintendo IPs and the Nintendo Museum where they can see and use old hardware. Here's the question and answer

Well well well

>Get Earthbound for the first time ever in 2025 >The world's gone mad >All the adults are useless at best or trying to kill you at worst >Everyone talks like a crazy person >Everything's too expensive >Your next door neighbor wants to be a dictator >Get home and start playing Earthbound

*bolts upright in chair* Microsoft owns Venetian Blinds after the activision purchase

the holy wars of the future will be fought between the moeist, and the maoist.

the pokemon leaks aren't great on the whole but this is SO fucking funny www.thegamer.com/game-freak-l...

It's that time of year... 🍂 🎃 The Ghost Town Pumpkin Festival is BACK for 2025! 🎃 This year we can support up to 800 players at once in this seasonal pumpkin carving MMO! This year's update comes with new areas and new secrets to find. Hope you don't mind if I re-use the trailer from last year! 😅

With Microsoft announcing their AI plans for future Windows versions, this /v/ comic from 15 years ago got a whole lot more relevant.

Making a settings menu and got an idea:

they added videogames to reddit. as in browser games you can play in reddit. www.reddit.com/r/GamesOnRed...

welcome new users. posts on bluesky are called tweets. it's fine no one cares

rice and chicken... a winning combination

i have seen enough bluesky tweets declaring that having microsoft teams preinstalled on the rog ally xbox is a repellent to be forced to declare that the ms teams team is part of the bds movement

The short version: the Gzdoom team has finally had enough of Graf Zhal's shit (including but not limited to pushing AI code into Gzdoom). The entire team has packed up and made a new fork of Gzdoom. github.com/DZDoom/DZDoo...

LOL I was playing some PEAK with friends and when I get done the GZDoom news hit me lmao all I gotta say is, good luck to all the UZDoom developers, stuff like this is what's worth celebrating

Here's a list of every smash character who can be played in every single smash thanks to mods

Popeye punches Cthulhu and Cthulhu explodes into ludicrous Mortal Kombat style gibs like when they ran him over with a boat in the original novella. (Also as in the novella, this isn't actually a career-ending injury for the big C, so things kind of escalate from there.)

I think the basic problem with all these low-effort horror movie adaptations of recently-public-domain cartoon characters is they always make the titular character the monster. Like, nobody gives a shit about a film where Mickey Mouse is a zombie; they want to see Mickey Mouse FIGHT the zombies!

I've been wondering about what the rival dialogue could've been between the Werehog and the other characters... What could've been... (also a callback to my older Unleashed gag comic xP) #sonicracingcrossworlds #sonicthehedgehog #veeloopzart #comic

Japanese Dreamcast fan and European Dreamcast fan arguing over the correct collour for the console.

every time I see this gif I think of that one Tumblr post where the creator got pinged that someone used it when talking about reader x soap call of duty fanfic but they typo'd it as ghoap

I just found this mobile app called Pictoverse. It's basically a modern day version of MiiVerse, but users can make their own communities, albeit with a small fee. So I did that. #blutoid pictoverse.app

the use of "sickening" and "disgusting" as a synonym for "immoral" suggests that the primary dictator of morals to humanity is not religion but the gag reflex

important detail

deals damage based on the current fun value

“Papyrus pulled out a fucking glock and shot Sans, dealing him 9999 damage.”

crossworlds is really good. it also has a jukebox feature that lets you change the music for specific laps so you could do this

many such cases

watching Code Geass is a fucking trip

can't help but wonder if the next gen consoles (assuming they even make another xbox) will have their features locked down before or after the AI bubble bursts. will the ps6 launch with vestigial AI features, or will those be stripped out and hastily replaced with some other selling point by then

my favorite video game archetype is "non-traditional rhythm game that flew under the radar, but whenever you bring them up in a conversation it activates fans like a sleeper agent"

"yeah sonic crossworlds is pretty good but i dont know if its really worth i-" kronos island lap 3:

this is a powerful image

is this rhythm heaven

we haven't had a gender reveal gone wrong story in a while

making getting assaulted by armed agents of the state into a funny meme is like unironically how we get critical masses of dumb white boys in the streets, Portland frog is a hero and a patriot

Bro that is absolutely the best ever you're great

pretty soon it's gonna be International Thurs Day

social media is exhausting to look at any feed on any platform lately for me, but I enjoy looking through neocities and other personal websites of that nature

Happy International Lesbian Day