wakes up in a cold sweat. I should be kin assigned a pokemon

getting fresh prince in hypnotorious jackbox and exclusively putting in fesh pince jokes and everyone understands me. I'm so smart

I'm snowed in and the news is depressing. this sucks

oh my god I think I know what's happening with my emails. me accidentally giving mine to a scammer before I caught on means that I probably got put on a bunch of garbage mailing lists

I hate it when I have the unrelenting urge to Uhhh I Dunno

100% of my headspace has been dedicated to that squishy cuddly "what if a really big soft creature snuggled you" thing lately. this is going to be my downfall /hj

sending a "hey, never too late to transition" joke to my transphobic dad just to feel something

The Super Mario Bros. Wonder: Nintendo Switch 2 Edition + Meetup in Bellabel Park Game

I'm less afraid of people denying I am asexual and moreso someone looking at what I post and being like "haha.... the author's barely disguised fetish amirite!!!" like I really do not want a repeat of being sent TF art without being asked if I was okay with that

the thing about being in this stanky traumatized anxiety (ocd?) mode is that I always feel the need to apologize for everything that I've ever done and explain myself because What If Someone Is Mad Or Everyone Has The Wrong Impression Of Me

I've just been intensely socially anxious lately can you blame me

I'm tired of working I just want to hang out with the friends that I'll eventually have hypothetically

bro I took my morning meds at night this time. can you sleep on wellbutrin

I think existing online would be nicer if my own brain didn't constantly beat me up because I might be doing something wrong, embarrassing, and/or annoying

Check it out, I'm out the house like concrete

I think existing online would be nicer if my own brain didn't constantly beat me up because I might be doing something wrong, embarrassing, and/or annoying

@viomarks.bsky.social I know I am Literally Some Guy but thank you for validating my "scolipede looks so squishy it would be nice to get snuggled really hard by it laying on top of or underneath it" thoughts. been drawing it do much that it's nice to see someone else indulging haha

You might have heard of "defederation" on Mastodon, but get ready for round 2: being blocked from using a Bluesky feed because the owner doesn't like you

"tonight I will go to bed at a REASONABLE TIME" me, awake at 2 AM:

bug furries say hi I gotta follow more of you

sometimes I think about how sonic frontiers just abruptly becomes ikaruga at the last minute

I unironically think David Dees' works should be displayed in a museum even if it's all conspiracy theories

ooookay I'm kind of having a dilemma back here. as far as I know everyone seems to be okay with all the like. squishy hug bed weighted blanket stuff but it feels like it's just about in that weird gray area between sfw and nsfw where nothing makes sense.

just destroy my algorithm even more boss (I'm too afraid to look at the for you tab now lmao)

...She still thinks she weighs ten pounds.

felt like I was having a bit of malnutrition so I ate an apple and an entire bag of baby carrots. clearly I have some sort of problem

oh my god I'm still insufferable about it forget I posted that

I can really bounce between yapping about gamecube/ps2 games and occasional art and frustrated venting and yearning for something so specific that I'm crossing my fingers that it's okay to post on main

we are charlie brown

"just leave the US" is really unrealistic for a lot of people. I'm in the middle of the south, moving would cost thousands of dollars, and the only country that I can emigrate to right now is israel

lord forgive me but I'm once again yearning to be snuggled really hard by a creature so big and soft that my entire being sinks into it like a huge pillow

completely shredding my algorithm with LRP. but I also need it

I GOTTA KISS MY BUG MY GOOD BUG MY SCOLI

very socially anxious right now and just sort of waiting for someone to talk to me. bleh

I want to talk to people but I also don't want to talk to peopleeeeee

listen when the AI bubble inevitably pops can we keep elevenlabs adam? the pingas memes from 2024 were funny, I think they deserve to live on

creepypasta where a guy posts on a message board like "somethings wrong with this vhs star wars tape i got at a garage sale" & the opening crawl is like Episode IV A New Hope There is a man behind you

HEARTBREAKING: Software engineer still patching Log4j vulnerability

honestly I'm just sorely lacking people to infodump at about 2000s colorful-yet-cool video games

I dunno I don't want to betray myself to be popular anymore but I also feel like one of those bugs that evolved in an isolated cave with no light and now that I'm slowly crawling out of it, it turns out that it's hard to reach people by being myself

I'm so tired I need a nap like immediately

mid 2000s web design my beloved

🛈 Rude pingas

god 2023-2025 was incredibly stressful for me huh. I'm glad that things are starting to even out

very good and very necessary feature, youtube!

honestly out of the entire series, Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games PyeongChang 2018 has to be my favorite

honestly say what you will about switch online gamecube but I deeply admire how they seem to be knocking out all the cult classics on the platform first. f-zero gx, chibi-robo, wario world, and fire emblem path of radiance within the first six-ish months is a sign that they really do care