Yeah gonna be taking a little break from the blooski I think

awoo is whole-ass mood rn, I tell you what

um hello, how are you going to represent Tumblr and not even wear shoelaces, smdh

Frey lies with alacrity. You pay the price.

shit ain’t over til it’s over

the bone farmer, revisited | patreon.com/lubchansky

Technologically advance a band: Queens of the Bronze Age

Saw this #SesameStreet reel on Instagram and felt so seen, it hurt. "And it only Tuesday." I wasn't expecting Sesame Street to still be making hella-relatable-to-me content when I was in my 50s, but dang. www.instagram.com/p/DOHCqVyjgvQ/

Trans rights are not the rights of a tiny minority, trans rights are everyone’s rights to self-determination, control of our bodies, and a society where opportunity and aesthetics are not restricted by sex assigned at birth You should support and defend trans people because trans people are people

Does the Locked Tomb series of books have a moral? Yes, it does:

Looks like he can finish this comic now

Doctors I trust more than RFK Jr

I do not share substacks. I’m sorry—even if you have very excellent reasons—I will not support works being shared in a Nazi bar. This one isn’t “no ethical consumption under capitalism”, it’s “holy crap this is practically taking out an editorial in Der Stürmer.”

Snap into position Bounce till you ache You step out of line And you end up in jail Bring me a doctor I have a hole in my head But they are just people And I'm not afraid… www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGTr...

A message from me:

I will never apologize for a post

I assume Malcolm Gladwell’s “favorite topic” is “literally anything in the news right now other than lists of prominent people who kept showing up aboard Jeffery Epstein’s plane”

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Counterpoint: I’ve been living with long COVID for over three years now. It sucks! it’s disabling! you do not want it! It is *not*, however, worse than death; kindly leave me and my disabled ass out of this eugenics nonsense

Liberals are starting to say shit like, "trans people asked for too much too fast," and I'll remind your souless asses that we actually didn't ask for anything. we were minding our own business and quietly improving our healthcare and you (cis) decided to do a pogrom against us for no reason.

My friend named her horse farm that, and now so many farmers in the area know the word against their will hehehe

oooh, petrichor

IRS: “Perfect Circle” WB: “Country Feedback”

To be fair this is one dude, not a Frey PAC, even though it sounds like one.

I know dozens of trans 20–30-year-olds who have moved to Minnesota in the past few years alone. Frey’s PAC wants a DFL that drives queers out for the next 50 years in order to build the party around 80-year-olds who think we’re icky? Even ignoring the moral bankruptcy, this is strategic foolishness.

I know this is harsh and I know there are people I otherwise respect who get caught up in this critique, but it is past time to stop creating and distributing content on X and Substack. To do so is to actively support projects that give material assistance to Nazis. To be on them is to be complicit

sorry, I'm sorry, I'm trying to remove it

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D’VON, GET THE ACTUARIAL TABLES!

This is exactly why we can’t keep Frey as mayor. He’s already shown himself to be on board with disappearing houseless folks.

Wow they always go in threes: Malcolm-Jamal Warner, Ozzy Osbourne, and Chuck Mangione and absolutely no one else

Mourning the Iron Sheik today

This may be the best one of these I have ever seen

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Angie may be an avowed homosexual, but Peggy has the queer pride

something something “remove one accessory before going out”

at the graze mayoral meet and greet, sen omar fateh is wearing a jazz hampton sticker and a dewayne davis button. love to see this unity and a slate presented as an alternative to mayor frey @omarfatehmn.com @dewayneforminneapolis.com @jazzformayor.bsky.social

RIP, Shock G

If we abolish the police, who will witness assassinations before allowing the murderer to leave?

If you’re thinking “oh damn they made a good product, this bums me out” the answer is the same answer it is for every company that made a quality product

Trump had a worse birthday this year than I did, and I got laid off on mine!

🫡🫡🫡 IN THIS HOUSE, WE SUPPORT 🫡🫡🫡 SOUTHSIDE BATTLETRAIN www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ufxg...

i think brooklyn park and champlin law enforcement and the mayor of champlin were very communicative with us in a way that the city of minneapolis is failing us right now

When I think about Melissa Hortman, I think about this list. Rest in power.

Melissa Hortman's last reskeet.

Tamsyn Muir, _The Locked Tomb_, 2019–?

Tay Zonday walked by my table at the Bryant-Lake Bowl. (Unclear if the interaction or the celebrity was supposed to be minor, so I’m playing it safe with “both.”)