Look at these men. They are ashamed of themselves as they should be. They are standing here while the president calls their professional colleague a “stupid person.” I don’t care if you think you’ll lose access. You need to speak up. Decent Americans are tired of this and disgusted with all of you.

If you’re wondering who’s guiding our transition, it’s the best New Yorkers that money can’t buy.

When she wants to be fed, she sits with her butt on the chair arm and her front paws on my arm.

Hey @harvard.edu – You must fire Larry Summers. Now. To keep him in any capacity is to endorse his behavior and Epstein's crimes.

Larry Summers apologizes in person to all of his students, particularly those he aspires to fuck.

Still wild to me that Trump pointed in a woman’s face and said “Quiet, Piggy!” and literally no one who witnessed it was like “Whoa, there bro” either because they didn’t care or they weren’t surprised, or both.

Meanwhile, here's an example of the horrendous things found in Hillary Clinton's emails—the only story worth covering for any serious news outlet in 2016, apparently. This email is also regarding a child who suffered abuse from a grown man.

Hi writers! I’m looking to assign a couple of features for Slate before the end of the year. If you have anything in mind that you think would be a fit please send me a pitch! Jenée.Desmond- [email protected] or dm me. RTs are appreciated so this can reach more people. Thanks!

They were chosen because they are not up for reelection so they can safely piss off voters. The only answer is you have to hold the entire caucus accountable for the surrender. Every Dem who isn't calling for new leadership ought to be primaried. That, or accept continued failure.

Senators on the brink of retirement who lived full, wealthy lives and never feared the loss of their own healthcare voting for their constituents to die from their inability to afford the same is treasonous

@kaine.senate.gov we marched and we voted and we felt hope for the first time in a year and you just completely erased that with your betrayal. Please tell us what we should do now. Please. What can we do that you won’t fuck up?

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@kaine.senate.gov you are officially a piece of shit if you cave now. Your constituents do not want you to.

He’s already doing great work!

James Watson was an extreme misogynist and racist who stole Rosalind Franklin’s DNA research. Full Stop.

Booyah!

It really is pretty shocking that Mamdani won even after referring to his dad’s cousin as his aunt when she was really his first cousin once removed

If you’re wondering what the future of the Democratic Party looks like, watch the young, brown democratic socialist on the TV right now.

It’s always been us.

Someone asked recently what is the most American thing about me. My answer? I was raised in an immigrant family, but now—at 68–I’m just an old white lady. As a second-generation Greek-American, Mamdani’s vision is the America I was raised to believe in. 🇺🇸

i probably sound like an asshole tonight but man i am fucking tired of pretending that democratic voters and urban people with all of the implications republicans have very much stopped pretending to dogwhistle about are not the heart of this country. it's us. it's always been us

Proud of my state tonight.

When Charlie Kirk died the right used AI to depict Jesus hugging him in heaven, but when Dick Cheney died progressives didn't use AI to depict him shooting Charlie Kirk in the face in hell.

Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago

Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo! I know how hard you worked for this.

I’ve canceled my @actblueorg account. I will support a couple of candidates directly and will be increasing my monthly contribution to @runforsomethingnow directly to make up for the cowardice and inaction of the Democratic party.

@nypost.com is moving on @theonion.com turf

This dark time should wake us up to the bankruptcy of the corporate Democratic party. It should mark the birth of the people’s Democratic party. Zohran Mamdani and others like him are its future. https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2025/oct/28/zohran-mamdani-democratic-party

Their fair share would be WHAT THE REST OF US PAY. Most people pay up to 37%. Billionaires pay around 1%. You’re just saying words that make it clear you love billionaires and the suffering of the working class.

If I were running the DNC, there would be Democratic Party sponsored food relief banks across the country right now that specifically welcomed anyone regardless of party affiliation. Along with the food, there could be voter registration and links to runforsomething.net

My daughter and I are meeting at a Jose Andres restaurant in DC today (China Chilcano) for lunch and it’s crowded because *they’re feeding federal employees for FREE* !!!

The answer is a general strike. The answer is a general strike. The answer is a genera strike.

Lawrence: One of the examples you've put out is in Speaker Mike Johnson's Louisiana district, a 60 year old couple earning 82,000 a year. Their health care premiums will rise by almost $20,000 by 300% because of what their congressman is doing.

There will be a bunch of Federal employees in Virginia who don’t have to go to work Early voting is going on throughout Virginia right now Voters can cast ballots at their local election office and satellite locations in some places Find location below www.elections.virginia.gov/casting-a-ba...

Fuck jimmy Fallon

Hakeem Jeffries has been such a glaring disappointment. Just a mess of a man and a shit terrible politician. Too busy trying to triangulate palatable pablum to honestly hone an authentic agenda. People deserve someone who cares more about them than about the pretense of decorum in the face of fascim

I'm really tired of talking and reading about Ezra Klein. He doesn't need any more attention.

My mom didn’t take #Tylenol when she was pregnant, but she did take “greenies,” which is what she called the speed her OB gave her because he believed no woman should gain more than 20 pounds during pregnancy. The 1950s were pretty cool.

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

What are the names of the U.S. Navy officers carrying out these orders to serially bomb civilian boats that pose no threat to their own vessels, killing everyone aboard? Surely they’ll want to take personal credit for this honorable service and perhaps wear a little campaign medal on their chest.

Basically, the world is awful and also beautiful and I am filled with so much love and joy and deep sadness. This is life.

Douthat and Klein just like to hear themselves talk. They think they are so sage, such deep thinkers - legends in their own minds - instead of tiresome blowhards who just cant seem to get to their pointless point.

He was an unrepentant racist, transphobe, homophobe, and misogynist who often wrapped his bigotry in Bible verses because there was no other way to pretend that it was morally correct. He had children, as do many vile people.

Whether it's Joe Biden condemning the killing of Charlie Kirk in 2025 or Charlie Kirk calling for the killing of Joe Biden in 2024, both men have issued strong words about the other's killing.

It should be needless to say, but it is perhaps at this moment worth saying, that transgender individuals have the same right as anyone else to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

I am so tired of angry young white men. I do not want to listen to them. I do not want to hear about them. I do not want to be told that if they break the whole goddamn world, it is somehow everyone else's fault for not giving them every last bit of attention and power. Enough already. Grow up.