Current status: in that post-therapy raw calm, listening to Donny, sobbing in front of the Taste the Difference range.

Happy Monslay!

23:23!!!

therapist: tell me what happened dog: he threw the ball and I went to chase it therapist: go on dog: he hadn't thrown it, he just pretended therapist: how did you feel dog: humiliated? he laughed, can you believe that therapist: let the feelings out dog: it can never be the same between us

21:21!!!

Men. Discuss.

Sneaking a giant screen into the flagshagger march is one of the funniest things @ledbydonkeys.org have ever done. "STAY HYDRATED" 😂🤣😂

Team, please! I can’t be the new Labour leader *and* the next James Bond! With *this* back?! #OrCanI

Oh this doc looks good.

If Drunk Bibi left any of you voice notes last night - especially sobbing ‘But WHY?!’ ones - you are welcome!

NN, ugly xx

I’m afraid I’m a little drink. #FunFundraiser

Me right now.

“She gets too hungry for dinner at eight She likes the theatre and never comes late She never bothers with people she hates, that’s why…”

NN, losers. X

Alan Rothwell RIP, proving that mods DID wear Converse baseball boots back in 1964, in an episode of Gideon's Way.

RIP Alan Rothwell - David Barlow in Corrie, drug addict Nicholas Black in Brookside, but best known to a generation from Hickory House and Picture Box. www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uTG...

To mark the passing of Alan Rothwell, the extended intro sequence to Picture Box courtesy of @seanreynard.bsky.social youtu.be/C3q0hxKHpA4?...

Can you imagine if you *were* killed by someone called Hope?

Was thoroughly cleaning a detached toilet. No pipes, no cistern, nuffink. Just the bowl. Wiping it inside & out. At first wearing Marigolds - yellow - & then not. As I washed the loo, a woman sat next to me. She was beautiful. I told her so. She had a perm. We were both very happy. #MyDreamLastNight

What’s your funniest/dumbest injury? Mine was laughing so hard at my own joke, I pulled my back and couldn’t walk for about a week.

Men are using Meta AI glasses to secretly film women at beaches, shops, on the street & on nights out. They then post these clips online where they receive a barrage of misogynistic abuse. I’m campaigning to make this behaviour an offence. Women deserve to feel safe in public spaces.

So who was it in the government who said “thank god it was only a drug addict” when Dawn Sturgess was killed by Novichok?

Not sure if you all saw the clip of Yann Martel, on being asked if he’d use AI to write, said that it would be the same as asking somebody to have sex for him. I love this so much.

Bored.

A huge announcement in the King's Speech - what a pity it’s getting little media attention due to all the reporting on a possible leadership challenge. The government have pledged to introduce a new bill to abolish right-to-buy for new social homes.

Current status: keeping my temper.

This was fun. Me being fabulous… (Tim being patient.)

With @bibilynch.bsky.social on Playbus, @regretteruane.bsky.social on Bric-A-Brac, @real-meaning.bsky.social on Press Gang, @iheartbigface.bsky.social on Ulysses 31 and @bobfischer.bsky.social on The Owl Service. timworthington.org/2025/01/06/t...

Catch up ... more coming soon!

NN, ugly. Xx

Design legend Margaret Calvert is 90 today. Look at that cake! If you've ever admired a road, rail or metro sign in Britain it's likely she had something to do with it. One of Britain's design heroes - happy birthday to her. Photo by: @oshgallerylondon (IG) Cake by: mybaker.co

I’m opening a window. Please RT.

I’ve had my dinner but I’m still hungry. Please RT.

Astounding outburst on GB News. No, wait, it's actually Sky News.

Someone’s for the high jump.

Say it with flowers.

Anyone fancy some pot?

Trying to eat healthily so made a salad. Took it to bed with me. Forgot how naughty cherry toms are & didn’t anticipate the ridiculous pop when I ate one. Little sod exploded all over my just-washed CREAM duvet cover. Button Soup has never done this to me. I think we all understand this life lesson.

What would you write with a pencil this big?

I’m wearing burgundy mascara. Please RT.

Do you like my new Tinder profile?

I *need* to sleep tonight. Please send me best wishes, lullabies and hair strokes. Thanks ever so. #DreamyDameBibi

Collagen.

I guess we’re doing this again?

@ me

You're probably wondering just how metric my socket set is

We need more of this.

Not to victim blame but this balloon does feel like it's asking for trouble

Ennio Morricone is, of course, Italian for ’Eric Morecambe’.