About to put the trans girl under for surgery when, just to be sure, I ask her if she wanted one womb or two

me if I were seal!!!!! 🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭

tired of the "#1 dad" nonsense. if you're a dad, stop treating it like a joke and post your actual national dad ranking. i'm # 492,018, which is actually really high up there, but more importantly it lets me enter ranked dad lobbies where i can get matched up for fistfights with dads of my caliber

Check out this sword stuck in a stone!!

is this UTDR fandom in the room with us?

TREBEK: Feel free to ask these diminutive spirits for sexual favors, but don't say "guten Tag" -- they're not actually German! me: who are the slut gnomes of false berlin TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board

hi jalen, jon from secret base. back here. hi. what do you think when you look around the league and see, because sometimes it's like, oh! you know? and then there's some other things where it's just kind of like whatever. and i guess my question is, what's the whole, like what do you, uh. thanks

Youve been a very bad girl. No more looking at wikipedia articles of plane crashes.

I've lived by these words for twenty years, believe in them.

this pride month, look into the controversy of a transfem in your life beyond the surface level regurgitation of screencaps and discover the readily available information that proves her innocence before she loses the ability to defend herself forever

There is no such thing as clean glasses

Fullbody commission for @13th-absolute.bsky.social 🩷 [ #zoroark #pokemon #pokemonart #commission #furry #furryart ]

It's 7 years bad luck Mac don't do it

Accidentally made my new strain of tobacco such that it smells like pussy and frankly I'm not sure whether this qualifies as a failure or a success.

More kachina posting

"We Walk Together Forever"

me and the boys on the USS Abraham Lincoln eating boiled boot leather and sharing stories about the most Realistic Pussy we've ever seen

If I ever die, at least the coroner will see my breasts.

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the tennessee titans were dissolved in 2006

Can we get 10,000 RTs for this

thanks to AI our slow and humiliating national suicide will be punctuated by visual media that is so good even a dog could jack off to it

☘️ Cumming Tap ☘️ Cumming, IA

The Idea of Being Perceived

hit me up on the phone if u love calling

There’s no special occasion for this I just thought it came out nice

mario is such a fucking piece of work

The Estate Of Sparky Whitmore Condemns the Recent Attacks In The Middle East

Aughhh whateverrrrrr explodes you with my mind

A week ago, there was only one guy on Bluesky who owned a crystalline Shrek figurine. Now there are two. I am the second guy

i hope i'm not just a reprehensible pervert to you people but also some kind of fucking asshole

men who identify as pokemon and arent even trans need to fucking step it up

luxray icon! #pokemon #pokemonart #furry #furryart #sinnoh #luxray

AH Let's Play Minecraft is going to be the Star Trek of this generation. Zoomers are just going be rewatching it on their couch asleep in their 50s

i went back to an old story of mine from a few years ago. i'd be deeply appreciative if you gave it a read :) word count: 4,250 cw: a lot of trauma, nsfw themes tetra.fm/writing/onan... www.furaffinity.net/view/63834900/

mr. david cage you can sell detroit become human for 95% off and i still refuse to play it

i love being in an NFC north groupchat

Tie up My Hands literally only has 67k views on youtube and your ass is listening to Hey There Delilah? You fucking embarrassment? Im gonna shove your face into the damn sidewalk

if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live

ALL HEAVEN is a place, i know it to be true! ALL HEAVEN is right here, because I love you! #A.L.T//negau its our birthday todaaaay!!!

Happy 2026? It better be

in order to become less american, i am going to read more books. that seems to help

ー FZC Community Update November/December 2025 ー docs.google.com/document/d/1...

Can't believe you're out here playing Pokemon Unite for free when Palworld is only 22.49 on steam

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