the chugging jester 🃏🍺🍺

mr. chubby wiener, mr. bob chubbywiener

#Hamazon 🍖

Lemme brew your hair yeast

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the party parts, the farty farts fin

At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling

#UltraBullish 👴🏦💸 go brrrr 🥶

supercode a supercomputer to express chaos and pain

Oh no, #KomodoDragons are endangered. And, and you can't keep them as pets. 🐩🦎

got fired from being a rando. now just an unreal number 🎷🦐

Umbrella then the Romeo and Juliet song Enter the Taylor 🍸🥋🐉

Porn Industry Conference Keynote Speaker, John Staley

dp x fucck robot #ai is a fuckrobot, not the way i mention up there. #ai dildo 👍

i have a #detroitstyle penis, w chee baked on the side

shuffling favs on #spotweb, player

Music with an eklectoronic twist 🍋⚡

#flux w this #lux?

Can I get a triple #cheeseburger with triple cheese? Hold the cheese...

Go, do it! Run your stinky butt off! Then, #postSchlong. #stateProperty

what an #amazingBitch open.spotify.com/track/4xmlBI...

Ayo, @mypants, got the #zoomies?

Ayo, @mylife, you suck!

So, #God Jewed us? He #super-Jewed us!

@readuction.bsky.social The My Ass is Laughing Album, by Kevin Hart

i celebrate #valentine's the old-fashioned way. martyrdom! 🐻🎩🥁 lovely song open.spotify.com/track/55RgHG...

eschewing your vibes 🤵🏻‍♀️💅

Hey, we're Hostile Hotties... and this is Passive Ones 🎸

#reggae band poochin' i #punk bands pooched ( #shoegaze), pooched in the eye, and vladimir poochin'

wtf rhymes w wolf? nullf... holef 🤔🪶📜 #rhymesayers

they should call that actress Boobs McGee!

Anyone able to find og Bug Girl on here? Miss her 🏳️‍⚧️

Cybering

elon is basically a feminist but for men lol. pm @ohelontweets get 'em, #elon!

kuminga!

the government needs to step in for craft beer. @whitehouse-47.bsky.social

i hope wok mommi has to see the dancing surgeon

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have you bought a prostitute... a Mother's Day card? 🏴‍☠️

buy the dip. open.spotify.com/track/0D0NwB...

ever follow a electronic musician on spot bc of an absolute banger? then they do nothing but piss poor, drug-fueled hairballs 😎 sometimes w 4 other musicians

Let it begin

nice! i guess... call in the strong sickle 💼 swag in his national jersey, rush in the background, cut nose, spite face☝️. We all say Canadians are geniuses, right? get back at your ex by meet cute with a pimp 😎

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Dude, you ate that whole CBD gummy?! 🤯🚀 Funny how CBD can be the calming part of #THC and also mean a city's Central Business District... cuz #CBD *does not* mean business. Sorry?

Banned from another flea market for (again) fomenting rampant speculation.

My kids are gonna do stand-up, Liz Lemon! ...Stand-up! 🥍

We're all about: Little laughs Pretty good times Ice cold basements