It's funny.

Qui vie dans une ananas sous les mer 🚬 rien, rien

So, the bottom 90% in this country own 7-13% of the stock market And this selloff is because the jobs report was good, meaning no interest cut So, ideally, the top ten percent would get wealthier off the bottom 90 having less jobs 🖕🐵🖕🫘💨

These Star Wars Chess animations on the SEGA CD are freakin' wild. www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEH6...

Pay this team!

Your girlfriend has shipped!

Donald Trump to invest in these sunglasses

Long #$VIX

Minneapolis with free healthcare would easily be the greatest city on earth

imagine getting a job that intentionally requires you to suck at it and then being too incompetent even for that

Despicable They are locking people in a state run dungeon for essentially a misdemeanor, denying them due process, torturing them until they sign a false confession requiring them to self-deport. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

In my 20's, I thought reverse-racism was social justice, or reversing racism. I was like, hell yeah, reverse racism! I don't see the problem with people claiming reverse racism... Then, like the profile pics of those people, okay. I suppose we can work with that...

new thumbs up emoji just dropped

“A real man does what’s right. A man serves others. A man doesn’t lie or cheat or steal.” You’re describing an ADULT those are qualities of emotional MATURITY that have nothing to do with gender!

I'm broken and better than you 💩

#$MSOS P&L in the green! 🙌

It is the time of year when men yearn for the forbidden Gatorade

Leisure meats

Putting window-swap.com on my second monitor Pandemic website... winner! 🪟💙

Just asked Meg Bitchell if she has a TBI. Let you know how this goes

Tasing Cameron Winter Taz-ing Cameron Winter What would happen if you got in Taz's whirlwind? Die? From getting sucked off

Americans across party lines broadly feel that the economy is failing to provide a basic level of economic security & affordability. As of 2024, 37.9M households could afford to make ends meet with a raise of $10/hr If costs declined by $500/mo, another 10M could www.brookings.edu/articles/sta...

A notch above suffering silently 🚇

congratulations to Sir Idris on becoming almost a palindrome.

lmao open.spotify.com/track/67ft7q...

Mind if I skeet foolhardily? Wanted to send a hoodie emoji. Closest was 🥰 ...getting into The Stones. Grown to appreciate

tbh, turn down sweeping promises lol

guess you had like a 15yr window for a second hit, Kavinsky

always 2 dumb bitches telling each other exactlyyyyy

SYRACUSE LEGEND, NETS LEGEND

Heard u postin' shit

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lmao

MILWAUKEE!!! Next week. Let's share some laughter and love. We need it! Four showtimes to choose from and whatnot. Get yo' asses to the Improv.

your mother and i would like you to stop tessellating

The Spoon song, "Don't You Evah" is about using your whole heart. My contract project is done! I was a Top 3 performer!

This asshole in the Yaris...

Gay marriage killed Harambe

gonna name my hot sauce brand "hole hurtin sauce"

Forgot to share this one. lol 🤖 🤡

The attorneys general from Nebraska, Indiana, and Louisiana filed a lawsuit challenging the Trump administration's federal cannabis rescheduling order. They argue it'll make it easier to push adult-use policy The Three Amigos! Olé!

In this conflict Bari Weiss is essentially asking “who are you going to trust on this; the beloved journalist who has been with this esteemed news program for close to 40 years, or the lady with a fake college and a strike-force security detail who just kinda showed up a few months ago?”

Yahoo's wiki is interesting, esp that Google wanted a sale in '98 for $1M. Yahoo declined. Four years later, Google asked for $5B, Yahoo's final offer was $3B. No. "The failure to acquire Google in this second instance is widely considered one of the largest strategic errors in corporate history"

Very beautiful community vigil on Monday for Steven McCluskey, who died after becoming trapped in the Davis Square escalator. Thank you to the amazing organizers who stepped up to put this vigil together, and to Steven's family for joining us to help us learn more about Steven's life.

That's what I love about these jobs, man. I get older, they stay the same wage.

"US, Iran exchange strikes, putting fresh strain on ceasefire" Yeah, the opening day of the restaurant had fresh strain when I took a dump in the fettuccine When my bf got double teamed, he really made our trial run rocky

Jensen touted no just his own company but gave shoutouts to... Micron, TSM... TSM on da track... mad collabz 🎧 😂 Last year, they were saying what's the ROI? Now they sound insane Jensen gettin' crazy Oh yeah, pwned in the Comments Section finance.yahoo.com/sectors/tech...

Lotta mfs w zero awareness at the airport, in your way deadass. Commuting. Eh. What a life they lead. Braindead knuck-draggers open.spotify.com/track/2KGuJ2...