comin' up on a beer, kno what i'm sayin'??

guys, i got nothin' on but the radio

latinas putting their full name on tinder At least perceived full name latinas from Boston, Katy Perry's hot n cold should be your anthem

there's a band called agriculture 🤦🏻‍♂️

diddy got 4 years for domestic terrorism...

say what? 🤔

I am just so fucking proud of her.

Catch me smirking in the fall issue of @fastcompany.com - and more importantly, read about how @runforsomething.net is running the largest candidate pipeline in politics. www.fastcompany.com/91396768/run...

Fuck ICE and his fucked up eyebrow.

my brother and i are zooming in a moment to the tune of Flea's "Hey, Moe!!!" Hey, BRO!!!

that is... quite gainful, to an unholy, satanic degree. Oh, keep Satan out of it? *He* wants a piece of that action. The City of San Francisco makes abt $1.4T GDP for comparison

latte candidates for off-boarding ...not about starbucks downsizing

hey, #bsky, how 'bout a big bowl of strawberry ice cream?

long beach drank and the chronic come from compton what's my favorite sport? motherfucker, it's called hustlin' people say they real, turn around and rob they cousin

My hot girl roommate came home, went to her room and rage screamed. I was scared, then turned on. Let's just say I just beated off

AR-15... a share-size version of a handgun

Betting and smart people, our people do not understand each other. Hedging your bets don't make any sense to me. Got a dollar on heads and a dollar on tails 🥴 odds are even money 🧠

Bees are interesting. A totalitarian monarchy political system that lives to cross-pollinate... 🐝 👑 🤓

I don't like rice noodles... AntiPHO

Intel on the latest mass shooter: Someone needs to watch Bluey...

how bout gladatorial cats? frazee's cat vs all

“You ain’t Jane Goodall bitch!”

[trying fresh fruit for the first time]: woah this stuff tastes like vape 😲

reverse cowgirl mortgage

something abt how a dog's worms :( 👎 is like my brainworms 👍 🎤🎟️☝️ my dog has worms. and my noggin is like u n mee bof buddy!

Good one 🎟️🎟️

TM B BCF 👍 ☝️Tomorrow is Bandcamp Friday

LET'S FUCKING GROWWW countbassd.bandcamp.com/track/hear-w...

Pam Bondi is like Natalie Bergman's doppelganger

The hood guy freaking out at the barbeque video 👌🏻

Nobody: Me: I have a great brother.

AI + space hotel... hmmm. Wiping out the upper class?? 🤞🏻

I think it would be funny to call my album As Long As We're Joking 🎤

Niceology 👨‍🔬

Happy October 1st

welcome to problematic season

Pretty weird that French bread toasted isn’t French toast.

It's Evel Knievel, not Stevel Knievel.

Oh, at least Jane Goodall passed away in LA.

jane goodall loved every ape that she see from chimpan-a to chimpanzee

it used to be embarassing to be an asshole... -chapo

Davos should have a substantial amount of 1st grade teachers

"Face it, you're too basic. You're never gonna make it like children walking through Antarctica butt naked" Immortal Technique and his features had some rhymes

I like Pride month. Most holidays have a family friendly backstory. Thanksgiving, we got help from the natives, didn't return the favor. Pride month is the only holiday that started with a riot. It's like if Christmas started because Santa's sick of your shit. Get your boot off Santa's neck.

Sometimes you press ham into the void, and sometimes the void presses ham back

Brandon's Tacos, We're Political Nihilists

AI user... bad boy??! 😎

Zoom's new slogan! Lasagna-less Demolishing of Opinions by Family 💻🖖

Last hour of September Somebody wake Billy Armstrong up It's time for October. Time for him and many like him to get the pussy they doesn't deserve