Can I get a triple #cheeseburger with triple cheese? Hold the cheese...

Go, do it! Run your stinky butt off! Then, #postSchlong. #stateProperty

what an #amazingBitch open.spotify.com/track/4xmlBI...

Ayo, @mypants, got the #zoomies?

Ayo, @mylife, you suck!

So, #God Jewed us? He #super-Jewed us!

@readuction.bsky.social The My Ass is Laughing Album, by Kevin Hart

i celebrate #valentine's the old-fashioned way. martyrdom! 🐻🎩🥁 lovely song open.spotify.com/track/55RgHG...

eschewing your vibes 🤵🏻‍♀️💅

Hey, we're Hostile Hotties... and this is Passive Ones 🎸

#reggae band poochin' i #punk bands pooched ( #shoegaze), pooched in the eye, and vladimir poochin'

wtf rhymes w wolf? nullf... holef 🤔🪶📜 #rhymesayers

they should call that actress Boobs McGee!

Anyone able to find og Bug Girl on here? Miss her 🏳️‍⚧️

Cybering

elon is basically a feminist but for men lol. pm @ohelontweets get 'em, #elon!

kuminga!

the government needs to step in for craft beer. @whitehouse-47.bsky.social

i hope wok mommi has to see the dancing surgeon

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have you bought a prostitute... a Mother's Day card? 🏴‍☠️

buy the dip. open.spotify.com/track/0D0NwB...

ever follow a electronic musician on spot bc of an absolute banger? then they do nothing but piss poor, drug-fueled hairballs 😎 sometimes w 4 other musicians

Let it begin

nice! i guess... call in the strong sickle 💼 swag in his national jersey, rush in the background, cut nose, spite face☝️. We all say Canadians are geniuses, right? get back at your ex by meet cute with a pimp 😎

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Dude, you ate that whole CBD gummy?! 🤯🚀 Funny how CBD can be the calming part of #THC and also mean a city's Central Business District... cuz #CBD *does not* mean business. Sorry?

Banned from another flea market for (again) fomenting rampant speculation.

My kids are gonna do stand-up, Liz Lemon! ...Stand-up! 🥍

We're all about: Little laughs Pretty good times Ice cold basements

Duolingo owl, not very good at carrying his cross...

Feeling perseenved

Hey! I have the same yoga pants! 🧏🏼

Right-wing... any non-L's this century?

If billionaires used the same finance tools as the rest of us Fractional share of Surinam Round up into my savings account to keep the government funded Quad pay my robot legs. Huh!

Water down, liquor up

Thought about how my brother's school chum said I flipped off the whole primary and secondary school when I walked up for honor roll Believe for student council election he said MTV in class He is now an attorney 👍

divide and conquer... sir, this is a Wendy's

haha. hoagie lodged in her gullette

@pattonoswalt.bsky.social vs Joe List. Who you got?

20y/o culture is usually trendy retro... big tymers & bubba sparxxx? dennis rodman :/

I’ll allow a victory lap for the juggalos only

even tho i'm usually the one unmatched with, i don't think all my dating convo disconnects are my fault 👍

"perfectly crafted" college 🍸💩

effortlessly done wit ginormous classs 😁

u, oat milk fart!

If only you could have a tenth of a mediocre man's confidence? If only you could have a tenth of a mediocre man's sex drive!

hb today i show i love God? Psalm 95, I don't know all the Psalms! "If today, you hear God's voice, harden not your hearts"